Bowl After Bowl

Episode 270 ★ I Sell Them Dream

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 270 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, harvhat, Oystein Berge, MereMortalsPodcast, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, Dame TrailChicken, East Side Tony, Dirty Jersey Whore, Sir TJ the Wrathful, RevCyberTrucker, memes1337, Lavish, Boo-Bury
Intro/Outro: Paradise - Jaxius
Here is Spencer's DeMu RSS feed tutorial in the works
Check out Homegrown Hits THURSDAYS at 7PM Central on the Bowl After Bowl stream.
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Interested in joining a Ring of Fire? Email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com
KC Bitcoiners / Drivechain
Paxos identified as fat finger entity in 20 BTC fee mistake (No BS Bitcoin)
F2Pool returns 19.8BTC fee (CryptoSlate)
TOP THREE 33
U.S. National Debt Tops $33 Trillion (Yahoo)
West Nile Virus now detected in 33 Connecticut towns (WTNH)
Study: Original Pfizer COVID vaccine 33% effective against emergency, urgent care in young kids (Center for Infectious Disease Research and Policy at the University of Minnesota)
Canada sending $33 million in air defense missiles to Ukraine (CTV News)
Chicago approves $33 million in federal funds for migrant shelters, services (Block Club Chicago)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
El Chapo's son, 33, extradited to US (NBC)
Hunter Biden indicted on gun charges (Politico)
Senate panel to hold vote on cannabis banking bill (Banking Dive)
Alabama medical marijuana commission falsely claimed bidder had criminal history, lawsuit alleges (AL.com)
Curaleaf dispensary workers in Arizona go on strike (Fox 10 Phoenix)
California Governor Gavin Newsom has a bill on his desk prohibiting employers from asking job applicants about prior pot use and another changing how plants are tracked by eliminating single-use tags (CA Legislature)
West Hartford, Connecticut man arrested for growing pot in his backyard (FOX 61)
Florida activists gathering signatures for medical homegrow (FL Division of Elections)
Massachusetts top state regulator, Shannon O'Brien, suspended from role a year into her appointment (Boston Globe)
Michigan legalization activist Dale "Rick" Thompson dies, 57 (Michigan Live)
Former Speaker Rick Johnson received 'commercial sex' as bribes for medical marijuana licenses, feds say (Detroit Free Press)
Minnesota Supreme Court rules smell of pot alone does not establish probable cause (MN Reformer)
Kansas City, Missouri City Council votes on pot sales tax to fight violent crimes (KCTV5)
Nebraskans for Medical Marijuana kicks off 2024 medical ballot campaign (Nebraska Examiner)
Leafly lawsuit challenges New York ban on third-party marijuana marketers (Spectrum)
Oklahoma Supreme Court declines taking up case challenging increased medical cannabis business licensing fees (The Oklahoman)
Philadelphia City Council overrides mayor veto on bill preventing medical dispensaries from selling recreational  (Newsradio KYW)
Federal lawsuit seeks to pause Virginia's ban on hemp THC (WUSA9)
METAL MOMENT
The Rev CyberTrucker brings us Butcher Babies' Red Thunder.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever died in a dream.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever took a cold plunge.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Two charged with trafficking after search warrant uncovers 33 pounds of marijuana, sheriff's office says (WPSD)
Cabinet approves Women Reservation Bill granting 33% seats to women in India Parliament (CNBC)
US authorities return 33 looted antiquities to Cambodia (The Art Newspaper) (BillyBon3s)
Space drugs factory denied reentry to Earth (Gizmodo)
Dad sues Melbourne hospital for mental distress after seeing wife's C-section (Kidspot) 
20 rattlesnakes found inside Arizona garage (The Associated Press)
Swarm of bees kills Kentucky man moving potting soil bag from porch, coroner says (Fox)
Man steals construction excavator, drives it into Florida Walmart (FOX)
Passengers having sex on plane are exposed when flight attendant opens door (Boing Boing)
Danish artist ordered to repay museum after submitting blank canvases (Fox)

Episode 269 ★ They The Lawyers

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 269 Producers: SirCandinavian, harvhat, FutureSirTosh, Baron of Rotterdam, Brian,  N4VX, ChadF, memes1337, gamergirlrylz, Dame TrailChicken, HeyCitizen, claysivan, MaryKateUltra, Dirty Jersey Whore, Phifer, Boolysteed, Clip_Custodian, NetNed, Boo-Bury
Intro/Outro: HOME - Head First
Carolyn and Fletcher of Hog Story fame were back on Bowls With Buds with us last Friday!
Saturday, we joined Pheonix and PhoneBoy for their 100th episode of The Lotus Effect.
Next Bowls With Buds: October 1 with StevenB following No Agenda *LIVE*!
Check out and share Spencer's DeMu Feed Template for musicians to self-host.
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
FASB Adopts Crypto Accounting and Disclosure Rule for Companies (The Wall Street Journal)
El Salvador to introduce Bitcoin education in schools (Cointelegraph)
Fold Boosts & Busts
Helipad 0.1.10
Someone paid 20 BTC in fees (The Block)
TOP THREE 33
Novo obesity drugs have $33 billion potential, JPMorgan says (Bloomberg)
Buyers sought for Signature Bank's $33 billion commercial real-estate portfolio (Reuters) 
French president will reach Bangladesh tonight after 33 years (DD News)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Cresco Labs launches first-ever cannabis advertisements on Spotify (Businesswire)
Supreme Court asked if police dog's paws violated Constitution during traffic stop (USA Today)
Federal judge blocks state's new law banning delta-8 THC products (Arkansas Democrat Gazette)
California Governor Gavin Newsom has a bill to legalize possession and cultivation of certain psychedelics on his desk along with a bill legalizing cannabis cafes (ABC 7)
Massachusetts attorney general's office certified two psychedelics legalization proposals for signature collection (Mass.gov)
Hull, Massachusetts votes to overturn ban on recreational marijuana sales (WBZ NewsRadio)
Going to the bathroom at a highway rest stop does not make you a drug trafficker, appeals court rules (Minnesota Reformer)
Mother wins $75,000 after New York took her baby because of marijuana use (The New York Times) 
Anti-cannabis coalition accuses NY of 'money laundering' (Times Union)
Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians become first jurisdiction between the borders of North Carolina to legalize pot (FOX)
Oregon regulators suspend aspergillus testing requirements (OR Health Authority)
Vape business sues Lancaster County DA, Drug Task Force over seizure of THC-laced hemp products (Lancaster Online)
Virginia officials sued in federal court over state law restricting THC content (Virginia Mercury)
Portland City Council unanimously passes ordinance to ban consumption of controlled substances in public (Portland.gov)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Sabine's Introduction cover from Ahsoka by Jeremy Bronze Music.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever bumped their heads on the ceiling.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever died in a dream.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
WANTED: 33-year-old man accused of stealing baseball legend Reggie Jackson's Dodge Hellcat in downtown Houston (KWTX)
Google fixes 33 Android flaws including 'dangerous' trio that let hackers take over your phones (The U.S. Sun)
A 33-year-old woman with a rare illness died aged 33 after a doctor said it was a mental health problem instead (Insider)
Couple livid after sitting next to farting dog on 13-hour flight (Fox)
Drivers confused by mysterious yellow line that spans 20 miles on I-95 (News 4 JAX)
Dog lost at Atlanta airport found three weeks later (CBS News)
England police respond to 'mass killing' that turned out to be a yoga class (BBC)
China authorities arrest 2 for smashing shortcut through Great Wall with excavator (Associate Press)
Alabama high school student digs up 34-million-year-old whale skull on family farm (Fox)
Human skull found in Arizona Goodwill donation box (AZ Family)

Episode 268 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Carolyn and Fletcher

Carolyn and Fletcher of Hog Story are back in the Bowl for another Bowls With Buds!
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 268: NetNed, Clip Custodian, Anonymous, cbrooklyn112, Boo-Bury, harvhat
Hog Story #86 Clock Clock
Zawezo 33
Everything is Lit by Fletcher and Blaney 
Music Jams and Poetry Slams
Check out our previous Bowls With Buds featuring Carolyn and Fletcher:
Episode 202 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Fletcher
Episode 182 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Carolyn and Fletcher
Episode 146 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Carolyn and Fletcher
Episode 95 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Fletcher
Episode 91 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Carolyn Blaney
Episode 55 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Hog Story

Episode 267 ★ The Federal Depth

 
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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 267 Producers: Kevin S, Face2theScr33n, harvhat, ChadF, MakeHeroism, MaryKateUltra, Baron of Rotterdam, HeyCitizen, Fletcher, NetNed, Wiirdo, Boo-bury, Boolysteed, Sir TJ the Wrathful
Check out our Bowls With Buds featuring Sir TJ the Wrathful! Listen and give value to Miles Fonda's Emo Stormtrooper.
Tune in FRIDAY at 8 PM Central for a Bowls With Buds featuring the OG Buds, Blaney and Fletcher!
Then, tune into The Lotus Effect Saturday at 4 PM for their 100th episode featuring Spencer and Laurien as guests.
Cottongin brings us the SplitKitRelay!
Intro/Outro: Underglow - Shane Ivers
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Start9 / LN Beats / Music Side Project / Podcast Generator
Join us for Beers with KC Bitcoiners TOMORROW at Chicken N Pickle
Spencer's RSS template for music (Github) 
You can recover satoshis from BlueWallet with these Recover lndhub account docs
Fountain.fm 0.8 update is out with Music
Hodler's Cheat Sheet: Psychology of a Market Cycle
Household electricity costs to mine 1 BTC (Coin Gecko)
First bitcoin ETF could be coming soon as court rules in favor of Grayscale over SEC (Crypto World)
TOP THREE 33
Germany charges 98-year-old former Nazi camp guard with being accessory to murder (CNN)
Fitness influencer, 33, dies of double cardiac arrest (People)
Russia moon probe crash likely left 33-foot-wide crater on the lunar surface, NASA images show (CBS News)
33 attorneys general tell FDA to ban flavored vapes (Mitchell Daily Republic)
Georgia soldiers arrested for possessing 33 explosive devices, guns and steroids (WSB-TV) 
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Department of Health and Human Services sends letter to Drug Enforcement Agency recommending cannabis Schedule III rescheduling (Bloomberg)
$450 million funding announced to "strengthen prevention, harm reduction, treatment, and recovery support services and crack down on illicit drug trafficking" (White House)
Arizonans' lawsuit claims AZ Department of Health Services illegally reassigned their weed license (AZ Marijuana)
McHenry County, Illinois state's attorney threatens to sue dispensaries not prominently displaying mental health warnings (Northwest Herald)
Indiana attorney general, police agencies sued over enforcement actions against delta-8 retailer (Indiana Capital Chronicle)
Missouri announces microbusiness winners (Missouri Independent)
Missouri judge dismisses cannabis company's lawsuit against state to stop recall (Missouri Independent)
Arkansas company sues Delta Extraction (St. Louis Post-Dispatch)
Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte, Secretary of State Christi Jacobsen ask judge to dismiss challenge to veto of marijuana revenue bill (Daily Montanan)
Oregon's legal psilocybin program gets taxpayer funds despite promise to pay its own way (Willamette Week)
South Dakota Attorney General Marty Jackley approves final summary language for 2024 legalization ballot initiative (News.SD.gov)
Study examining new drug to treat cannabis use disorder (CBS News Chicago)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Leo Merachioli's cover of Weird Science by Oingo Boingo.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever baked.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever bumped your head on the ceiling.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Police stop Nebraska man for bucking the law with a bull riding shotgun in his car (The Associated Press)
Metal debris breaks through windshield on Maine Turnpike, striking inches from driver's face (Fox) 
Three found dead at remote Rocky Mountain campsite were trying to escape society, stepsister says (AP)
Delta flight forced into emergency landing by passenger's diarrhea (New York Post)
Florida man arrested after flaunting stolen Mercedes online following 'rash' of car break-ins (Fox)
Texas woman stabbed online date in Sin City revenge plot blames Hollywood actress (NY Post)
Nebraska man reports self to 911 for drunk driving (Fox)
Paw Patrol snacks in UK recalled after URL leads to pornographic website (Lidl UK)
German shepherd sneaks into Metallica concert (UPI)
Dog reunited with family 12 years later (UPI)

Episode 266 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Sir TJ the Wrathful

Sir TJ the Wrathful of Into the Doerfel-verse joins Sir Spencer and Dame DuhLaurien for some banjo in the Bowl for his first Bowls With Buds!
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 267 Producers: KurtisDrums, Boo-Bury, StevenB, Boolysteed, Eastside Tony, NetNed, Phifer
Intro/Outro: Dark Song - Sir TJ the Wrathful
LN Beats
Emotional Stormtrooper - Miles Fonda
Podcast Guru / Podcast Addict
Beware of Banjo
The Sunday Morning Two Hour Folk Hour with Phifer and RustyApples

Episode 265 ★ Dude, It Was Really Good

 
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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 265 Producers: Sir RevCyberTrucker, SirCandinavian, harvhat, ChadF, marykateultra, Baron of Rotterdam, hashing2heating, Lavish, Merry Oscar, MakeHeroism, EastsideTony, HeyCitizen, Fletcher, StevenB, Phifer, Memes1337, NetNed, Sir TJ the Wrathful
Intro/Outro: Good at Geometry - Robert Willey (LN Beats)
Tune in to Defend the Network THURSDAY for a SirSpencer appearance. 
Join us FRIDAY at 8PM Central for Bowls With Buds feat. Sir TJ the Wrathful
SUNDAY join MakeHeroism, MaryKateUltra, and a bunch of other beautiful Bowlers at Kosmi.app/HyperSpaceOut.
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Listen to Fletcher and Blaney's Everything is Lit V4V music album and give it a boost!
Fountain Music Beta APK
Tornado Cash developers charged with money laundering and sanctions violations by US Government (DOJ)
Tor launches proof-of-work defense for Onion Services (Tor)
US Department of Treasury, IRS release proposed regulations on sales and exchanges of Bitcoin for brokers (US Department of Treasury)
TOP THREE 33
DeSantis declares state of emergency in 33 Florida counties (Suncoast News)
A donor-funded school among 33 Palestinian structures demolished by Israel in West Bank, Jerusalem (WAFA)
Hodges University announces school's closure after 33 years (WGCU)
Ellis family awarded $33 million in Ottawa County jail death case (ABC 8 Tulsa) 
Austin Public Health: 33% increase in COVID-19 cases in past week as new strain emerges nationally (KXAN)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Biden proclaims Overdose Awareness Week August 27 through September 2 (White House)
Matt Gaetz letter to DEA head Anne Milgram
Former FDA official predicts Schedule III recommendation (Mindset Capital podcast / YouTube / 17:00)
US Department of Agriculture and the Office of US Trade Representative doubled the number of hemp industry representatives on federal trade advisory committees (USDA)
Second company sues Alabama Medical Cannabis Commission over license process (Alabama Reflector)
California investigating International Brotherhood of Teamsters allegation of memberless "fake union" at pot company owned in part by Jay-Z (MJ Biz Daily)
Maryland working with Wells Fargo to obscure pot revenue deposits (Maryland Matters)
Missouri cannabis regulators target 'lab shopping' in new rules (Missouri Independent)
Emergency rule allows MO foster parents to legally possess, grow pot (Department of Social Services)
Nebraska state troopers find 133 pounds of marijuana during traffic stop on Interstate 80 (KETV Omaha / ABC)
384 pounds of marijuana found along I-80 same day as 133-pound bust (KLKN TV)
New Jersey cops are winning fight to use cannabis while off duty (Jersey City Times)
Woman claims prison visiting rights revoked because of legal marijuana use (Times Union)
Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine signed budget legislation giving pending medical dispensaries more time to open, opportunity to remove disciplinary actions from their records (Cleveland.com)
Oklahoma auctioning off 19-acre illegal grow farm in Johnston County (The Oklahoman)
Oregon Court of Appeals halts state's aspergillus testing after legal challenge (Willamette Week)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Niall Stenson's metal cover of Superman.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever had an omelet. 
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever baked.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!
A woman is fighting for her life after she and her partner fell 33 feet from a medieval wall in Croatia featured on 'Game of Thrones' (Insider)
Veteran, 33, almost dies, loses leg to flesh-eating bacteria (TODAY)
Man, 33, stabbed during fight in NYC Target store (New York Post)
Mother, daughter assigned same Miami University dorm room, 33 years apart (Journal-News)
Texas woman rescues 33 hungry and thirsty turtles from relentless heat (CHRON)
33 cats, 3 dogs rescued from deplorable conditions inside Bucks County hotel room (ABC 6)
Man gets 33 years for raping 2 drunk women while posing as ride-share driver in Portland (FOX 12 Oregon)
Shark found on riverbank in landlocked Idaho causes alarm, officials say (Fox News)
Chicago TV news crew robbed at gunpoint while reporting on string of robberies (Associated Press)
New York golfer charged with animal cruelty after goose killed with golf club (AP)
See you FRIDAY at 8PM Central for Sir TJ the Wrathful on Bowls With Buds!

Episode 264 ★ A Lot Less Traumatic

 
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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 264 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, Dame TrailChicken, ChadF, Baron of Rotterdam, Dirty Jersey Whore, Boolysteed, memes1337, HeyCitizen, NetNed, Boo-Bury
Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere - On the Verge of Autumn
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
LND rescan (GitHub)
SpaceX Bitcoin potential selloff (The Wall Street Journal)
Evergrande files for bankruptcy (Reuters)
Argentina presidential candidate vows to shutter central bank (Bloomberg)
ProtonMail complies with FBI (Restore Privacy)
TOP THREE 33
Illegal border crossings rose by 33% in July, fueled by increase along Arizona desert (CBS News)
Justice Department seeks 33 years in prison for ex-Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio in Jan. 6 case (Associated Press)
Rescuers recover 33 bodies from a landslide at a Myanmar jade mine, with 3 people still missing (Associated Press)
14-year-old among 7 killed, 33 wounded in Chicago weekend violence (ABC News)
Cartel reportedly drops 33 bombs from drones in Guerrero, Mexico  (KXAN)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Americans Against Legalization of Marijuana ad (CBS)
Alabama medical licenses on hold again (Associated Press)
Missouri company seeks temporary restraining order against Department of Cannabis Regulation (MO Greenway)
New York judge blocks retail licensing (Associated Press)
Ohio to have legalization on November ballot (Associated Press)
Virginia hemp businesses start to see inspections and fines under new law (Associated Press)
Indonesia burns marijuana plantation that was discovered by drones (Associated Press)
METAL MOMENT
The Rev CyberTrucker brings us the O'Keefe Music Foundation's Zoe Franziska singing Heretic Anthem. 
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever went to an outdoor movie.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had an omelette.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!
33 months' jail, fine for ICA officer who received sex, money from prostitute to help her get arrested (Channel News Asia)
New Hampshire woman sues Boston Eataly after fracturing ankle slipping on prosciutto (AP)
A large ice chunk fell from the sky, damaged Massachusetts house (AP)
Hot air balloon pilot with cocaine in his system made a mistake that caused a fatal crash (KOB 4)
Fish causes New Jersey power outage (AP)
Suburban Detroit woman says she found a live frog in a spinach container (AP)
Golden retriever eats Boston groom's passport days before dream destination wedding in Italy (Boston.com)
Florida woman's finger severed by library book drop box (Fox)
Florida woman douses herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate (Fox)
'Keep your clothes on,' sunflower farm warns guests (The New York Times) 

Episode 263 ★ A Couch Or A Camera

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 263 Producers: SircussMedia, Joshua Dennis, harvhat, MakeHeroism, Anonymous, Lavish, Dirty Jersey Whore, HeyCitizen, Kyrin, Boo-Bury, EastsideTony, Karnage, memes1337
INTRO/OUTRO: CHRISRGMFB - Radical Heights
An American in Montreal by Chris Wenske
PodcastGenerator
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Sam Bankman-Fried sent to jail after judge revokes bail (The New York Times)
TOP THREE 33
Man found unconscious with 33 grams of meth in car outside gas station in Georgetown, SC (ABC 4 News)
IS claims responsibility for an attack that killed 33 Syrian soldiers, and [sic] vows to keep fighting (Associated Press)
Beijing flooding kills at least 33 after northern China hit by Typhoon Doksuri (Sky News)
World's 'original supermodels' reunite for first Vogue cover together in 33 years (New York Post)
Taylor Swift boosted Silicon Valley economy by $33 million (KTVU)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
TerrAscend says Morgan Stanley, Bank of New York Mellon lifted custody ban on cannabis for Toronto Stock Exchange listing (Market Watch)
Department of Health and Human Services has no record of a letter from the Biden Administration regarding a pot scheduling review (On Drugs Substack / Matt Zorn / Shane Pennington)
US Department of Justice says federal appeals court 'incorrectly decided' gun ban for pot consumers is unconstitutional (US DOJ brief) Here is the court's ruling.
DEA considers delta-8 products federally illegal when synthesized from CBD (On Drugs Substack / Pennington)
California AG Petitions state court for order to seize assets from an unlicensed pot dispensary (JDSupra)
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs bill banning pot ads promoting 'recreational' use (HB 1387)
Missouri receives 1,600 applications for microbusinesses (St. Louis Today)
Montana regulators being sued over state's residency requirements for owning or investing in pot businesses (Helen Air)
NH Gov. Chris Sununu signs bill decriminalizing fentanyl and xylazine test strips (New Hampshire Bulletin) along with bill creating commission to draft legislation to legalize pot sales through a system of state-run stores (Governor.NH.gov) 
Adults-only farmers market in New Paltz, New York showcases legal marijuana products (CBS New York)
NYC landlords can now be fined $10k per raid for renting space to illegal weed sellers (New York Post)
Wisconsin Gov. Tony Evers signs bill increasing penalties for people who 'cause the death of another human being by manufacture, distribution, [delivery of] or [administering]' certain drugs (SB101)
Associations between monthly cannabis use and myocardial infarction in middle-aged adults (The American Journal of Cardiology)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Nightwish's Phantom of the Opera cover.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever had a surprise party.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to an outdoor movie.
Call or text: (816) 607-3663
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Illinois man stabs father to death over using pot before work (WGN9)
Mom finds woman's body in son's bedroom (NY Post) 
Tampa Mayor Jane Castor reels in 70 pounds of cocaine during family fishing trip to the Florida Keys (CBS News) 
Three hog hunters die in sewer tank trying to rescue dog (Fox 8) 
Large creature with 20 arms found lurking in Antarctic sea, it's a new species (Miami Herald)
A new gray wolf pack is found 200 miles south of California's nearest-known pack (NPR)
Colorado driving instructor plowed into business' building (FOX)
Finnish man places 26.5 pounds of dynamite in a friend's vehicles, claims it was a joke (AP)
Mother flew 4,000 miles to give birth on the beach, now stuck in St. Lucia (NY Post)
Spider with erection-inducing bite shuts down Austrian supermarket, owners insist store is safe to reopen (Fox 10 Phoenix)