Bowl After Bowl

Episode 248 ★ Still In Your Earholes

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 248 Producers: RevCyberTrucker, HeyCitizen, TrailChicken, NetNed, harvhat, CSB, marykateultra, N4VX, Wiirdo, SirVo, Boolysteed, memes_1336, Seedubs, Boo-Bury
Intro/Outro: e s c p - Childhood
Fletcher & Blaney's Music Jams and Poetry Slams
Phifer joined us for a Bowls With Buds Sunday!
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Raspiblitz 1.9.0 release (GitHub) 
KC Bitcoiners: join us for the June 24th Bitcoin bloc party!
Wavlake
Able and the Wolf's Stay Awhile
Fountain 0.7.0 (Substack)
TOP THREE 33
Twitter is now worth just 33% of Elon Musk's purchase price (Yahoo)
Only 33% of BLM's $90M in donations helped charitable foundations (New York Post)
8 killed, 33 wounded so far in Memorial Day weekend gun violence (FOX 32 Chicago)
33-year-old track record falls (KVOA / NBC Tucson)
California man freed after spending 33 years in prison for a murder he didn't commit (The Guardian)
Dallas man arrested for sexual assault 33 years ago cleared by DNA evidence (KERA News)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Carnival Cruise line to continue using drug dogs (Cruise Radio)
Drug Enforcement Agency annual report reveals more pot destroyed, arrests down (DEA.gov)
DEA's failure to punish distributor blamed in opioid crisis raises revolving door questions (The Associated Press)
Opioid-fighting agent fired over CBD use hits DEA with lawsuit (Hemp Today)
Lobbying firm apologizes for "inappropriate" references to Chinese-backed investors in letters to senators about cannabis banking amendment (The Liaison Group)
Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs psychedelics legalization and decriminalization bill (Ganjapreneur) 
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker has budget legislation on his desk (ABC 7)
Indiana Court of Appeals rules odor of pot enough for reasoable suspicion (The Indiana Lawyer)
Maryland Gov. Wes Moore let bill preventing police searches based on pot odor go into law without his signature (The Daily Record)
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz signs bills to create Psychedelic Medicine Task Force, fund safe consumption sites (Star Tribune)
New York Office of Cannabis Management launches pilot program to allow pot farmers markets (New York Cannabis Insider)
In late rush, medical marijuana bills sent to governor (Tulsa World)
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt also has a bill to restrict land ownership by non-citizens on his desk (OKSenate.gov)
Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee signs bill regulating delta-8 products, other hemp-derived cannabinoid products (The Tennessean)
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has a bill on his desk to require medical examiners to classify fentanyl overdose deaths as homicides (Allied News)
Vermont Gov. Phil Scott signs omnibus overdose prevention bill into law (VT Digger)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us the last Mandatory Metallica entry with The Call of Ktulu.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
This week, Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever were the oldest person in the room.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever peed during a podcast.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
33-year-old skydiver dies after hitting tree during landing sequence in Shelton, WA (KOMO News)
Indian official suspended after draining reservoir to retrieve phone he dropped while taking selfie (AP)
North Carolina school district presses charges after students cemented toilets in 'senior prank' (FOX)
Chirping sounds lead airport officials to bag filled with smuggled parrot eggs (AP)
South Korea detains passenger after Asiana plane door opened mid-air (Reuters)
Venice's famed Grand Canal turns fluorescent green (The Guardian)
New York fertility doctor accused of using own sperm dies in crash of hand-built plane (AP)
Woman's $3.7k camera accidentally donated to Goodwill (FOX)
$2 billion Powerball winner sued by man who alleges ticket was stolen from him (New York Post)
Lawyer apologizes for fake court citations from ChatGPT (CNN)

Episode 247 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Phifer

Phifer of the Sunday Morning Two-Hour Folk Hour joins us in the Bowl talking Missouri, esoterica, and grass!
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Producers: harvhat, Boo-Bury, MaryKateUltra, Seedubs, Fletcher, Sir TJ, NetNed, Sir Nubbn
Table Rock Lake duck boat accident (Wikipedia)
Schlitterbahn Verruckt death (Wikipedia)
Behind the Sch3m3s Episode 99
Intro/Outro: Massive Scratch

Episode 246 ★ Start Discing Me

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 246 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, cbrooklyn112, Seedubs, RevCyberTrucker, piranesi, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, Wiirdo, Phifer, Anonymous, MakeHeroism, Lavish, Eastside Tony
Intro/Outro: Broken Mirror (Nail in the Coffin) - False Finish
Millennial Media Offensive x Behind the Sch3m3s Episode 151: Five Bucks A Tit
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Mempool Accelerator demo (Nitter)
Strike expansion (Bitcoin Magazine)
Bitcoin Design / EttaWallet (No BS Bitcoin)
Pakistan announces fresh ban on crypto, but adoption as a hedge remains popular (Coin Desk)
Bitcoiner.Guide noKYC Only / RoboSats
A husband hid $500k in Bitcoin during a divorce, got busted by a crypto hunter (CNBC)
YOU CAN GET 50,000 SATS with this Fold card referral link
KC Bitcoin and Coffee
Beers with Bitcoiners
JUNE 24: Kansas City Bitcoin Bloc Party
TOP THREE 33
Only 33% of Americans approve of Biden's handling of the economy, new poll finds (Fortune)
US Golf Association announces 33 additional US Open exemptions (PGA Tour)
Married couple gets 33 months in prison in Tallahassee strip club shooting (Tallahassee Democrat)
 
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
DEA likely to schedule delta-8 (Vicente) based on Terrence Boos slideshow at DEA Supply Chain conference
National Institute on Drug Abuse is providing $1.5 million in funding to research psilocybin and ayahuasca as drug addiction treatment (National Institute of Health) 
"I was sprayed with boiling Ayahuasca water by Amazonian shaman" - Xiaomanyc (YouTube)
American workers testing positive for pot reaches 25-year high (The Wall Street Journal)
Outrage grows over video of California officer shooting tethered dog (SF Gate)
Illegal grow site cleaned up in Death Valley (National Park Service)
Illinois awards Metrc track-and-trace government contract (GlobeNewswire)
IL regulators being sued by social equity pot transporters over failure to address unlicensed delivery operations (Illinois News Joint)
42 pounds of pot found at Overton Brooks VA Center (Louisiana) (KTAL News)
MD Gov. Wes Moore allowed a bill to prevent police from using the smell of pot as justification for searching people or vehicles to become law without his signature (Maryland Matters) and signed a bill making it so parental pot use will not be construed by state officials as child neglect
Minnesota legalization bill lands on Gov. Tim Walz's desk (CBC)
Gov. Walz signs omnibus bill including legalizing possession of drug paraphernalia, small amounts of drug residue, syringe services and testing
Lawmakers ask for reconsideration of legal opinion on poll override of marijuana revenue bill veto (Daily Montanan)
Nebraska activists submit complementary medical bills (Marijuana Moment)
New York City's Administration for Children's Services faces federal racial discrimination lawsuit after taking newborn over pot use (The New York Times)
Helena, OH approves decriminalization ballot measure to (Marjuana Moment)
Suspect caught with 160 pounds of illegal pot because it "pays better" (KFOR)
Curaleaf agrees to $100,000 class action payout over THC labeling mix-up (MJ Biz Daily)
Oregon lawmakers send Gov. Tina Kotek bill to give lessons on fentanyl, fake pills and good Samaritan laws to middle and high schoolers
Federal appeals court dismisses case against deputy who filmed alleged forced baptism of woman caught with a roach (Chattanooga Times Free Press)
Rhode Island Gov. Dan McKee nominates Cannabis Control Commission members (Governor.RI)
Under threat of a $10K-per-day fine, Rhode Island pot company takes down billboards (The Providence Journal)
Couple accused of smelling like weed kicked out of Memphis eatery, racial discrimination suit says (NBC)
Singapore hangs 2nd citizen in 3 week for trafficking pot despite calls to halt execution (The Associated Press)
METAL MOMENT
RevCyberTrucker is keeping on with Mandatory Metallica Month with Frayed Ends of Sanity.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever went to a bonfire.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever were the oldest person in the room.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
German surgeon fired after getting janitor to assist amputation (AP)
88 koi fish stolen in Maryland community (FOX)
Pet fish fee at Kansas City complex an 'error' (FOX)
British couple taking sailing lessons off Moroccan coast attacked by orcas (Fox)
Feedbag 'glitch' sends friend requests to profiles visited by users (FOX)
Oklahoma man charged with AirDropping nudes to strangers (FOX)
Missouri man credits cow with helping him accomplish decade-long fishing goal (FOX)
Officials investigate mysterious disappearance of 30-ton shipment of explosive chemicals (FOX)
CA man killed helping ducks cross road (KCRA)
Patrol officers recover 3 stolen Hyndai vehicles, arrest suspects in Charles County, Maryland (CCSO.US)

Episode 245 ★ Bullock Bowl

 
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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 245 Producers: SircussMedia, CMike, harvhat, CSB, Memes_1336, MakeHeroism, phifer, Sir Oma, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, marykateultra
Intro/Outro: One (Ambivalence) - False Finish (Music Side Project)
 
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Fountain APK for beta testing *LIVE*
Ledger launches distributed KYC-based cloud seed recovery service then quickly deletes it (No BS Bitcoin)
Bitcoin ownership is rising as more people hedge currency devaluation (No BS BTC)
Binance pulls out of Canada (CoinDesk)
EU's MiCA crypto legal framework inches toward law with Finance Ministers' sign off (CoinDesk)
Massive Bitcoin withdrawal: $800 million vanishes from exchanges (U.Today)
ZEBEDEE plug-and-play API (ZEBEDEE Blog) 
Baller Boost contest on Fountain to win prizes from Bitrefill (Fountain.fm)
Bowling with Bitcoiners was a blast!
Hope to see you at the June 24th Kansas City Bloc Party
 
TOP THREE 33
Suspected Islamic extremists kill 33 in Burkina Faso (ABC News)
Woman, 33, arrested for homicide after overdose death in Lewis County (The Chronicle)
Patients left waiting more than 33 hours on average for a bed (The Royal Gazette)
St. Louis prosecutor seeks to free man imprisoned 33 years for murder, citing evidence of innocence (The Associated Press)
 
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Marijuana poisoning up in pets as cats, dogs encounter cannabis in and out of homes, vets warn (ABC 7 Chicago)
President Joe Biden says pot convictions should be EXPUNGED in Howard University commencement speech (YouTube / The White House)
Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs signed budget bills into law with research funding for the medical potential of psilocybin mushrooms (AZ Legislature)
Hawaii lawmakers send Gov. Josh Green bill to decriminalize fentanyl test strips (Civil Beat)
Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly signs bill decriminalizing fentanyl test strips (The Center Square)
Minnesota House-Senate conference committee reconciles differences between the chambers' legalization bills at second meeting (Marijuana Moment)
Springfield, Missouri council hopes to put 3% pot tax on August ballot (Springfield News-Leader)
Missouri legislators vote to require fingerprint background checks for cannabis employees (Missouri Independent)
Missouri marijuana businesses improve access to banks under bill heading to governor (Missouri Independent)
Washington University (Saint Louis) doc reports pot laced with fentanyl (FOX 2 NOW)
Montana lawmakers send pot bills to Gov. Greg Gianforte's desk (Montana Free Press)
Ohio State receives DEA license to grow psychedelic mushrooms for research (The Columbus Dispatch)Tracking illegal marijuana sales in Oklahoma (FOX 23 News) 
OMMA shuts down suspected illicit marijuana grow (Oklahoma.gov)
Vermont lawmakers send bill changing pot regulations to Gov. Phil Scott's desk (VT Digger)
Washington Gov. Jay Inslee signed therapeutic psilocybin access pilot program bill (Marijuana Moment)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the Rev Cyber Trucker brings us Metallica's Creeping Death from the album Ride the Lightning.
 
FIRST TIME I EVER...
This week, Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever felt like an adult.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to a bonfire.
GIVE US A CALL AT (816) 607-3663
 
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING. 
Scientists confirm meteorite crash-landed into New Jersey home (ABC News)
Colorado man tries to trade places with dog to avoid DUI arrest (The Associated Press)
Florida man living underwater won't resurface even after breaking the record (AP)
Housing association discovers body of tenant six years after death (FOX)
Driver stops on busy Florida highway for turtle crossing road, causes multi-vehicle crash (FOX)
8-year-old escapes abduction attempt in Northern Michigan, brother hits suspect in head with slingshot (M Live)
Council threatens to fine musician $6.2k per day for practicing music at home (LAD Bible)
YouTuber faces 20 years in prison after intentionally crashing his plane for clicks (Forbes)
Disabled IBM employee sues for pay raise to benefits (Daily Mail) 
Arby's employee found dead in Louisiana restaurant's wak-in freezer (USA Today)
 

Episode 244 ★ Boys Real Quick

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Producers: M. Andrew Jones, harvhat, Vox, Cbrooklyn112, Test Toker, Seedubs, HeyCitizen, Boo-Bury, Boolysteed, NetNed, piranesi, Fletcher
Intro/Outro: Jahzzar - Stars
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
BRC-20 token (Bitcoinist) 
High fees force Binance to rediscover Bitcoin, explore Lightning withdrawals (No BS Bitcoin)
Super Testnet releases a tool that breaks ordinals (No BS BTC)
Cash App sold $2.16B worth of BTC in Q1 (No BS BTC)
Bull Bitcoin launches No KYC Bitcoin purchases with cash or debit (Bull Bitcoin) 
US Presidential candidate RKF Jr defends Bitcoin mining (No BS BTC)
Chinese users of the Binance and FTX show holes in ban (BNN Bloomberg)
 
TOP THREE 33
33-year-old Texas mall shooter killed eight around 3:30 pm (New York Times)
Dreamworks Animation lays off 33 employees as NBCUniversal cuts costs (Cartoon Brew)
Kiwi Jono Ridler sets new ultra-distaance marathon swim record after 33 hours in the water (RNZ) 
 
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
NBA refutes reports on cannabis clause in new collective bargaining agreement (SF Gate)
John Salley explains why China opposes use of pot in NBA (Basketball Network)The American Medical Association approved a code for psychedelic therapies (Globe Newswire)
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention study shows high school pot use declining post-legalization (CDC.gov)
Department of Transportation to allow oral drug tests (Federal Register)
Delaware State Police outline approach to pot and DUIs following legalization (Delaware Public Media)
Minnesota State Patrol says legal cannabis presents new challenges to driver safety (KTTC / NBC)
Pembroke 9-year-old finds edible in staffer's backpack (CBS Boston)
Fight over Missouri marijuana taxes likely to go to court (FOX 4 News Kansas City)
Marijuana growing company expanding operations to keep up with surge in St. Louis, elsewhere (FOX 2 Now)
Des Peres residents tell city they don't want dispensaries (KMOV 4 / CBS) 
Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte vetoes pot tax distribution bill (KTVH / NBC) 
New York Gov. Kathy Hochul signs legislation increasing civil and tax penalties on unlicensed pot shops as part of FY 24 budget (NY.gov)
NYC Mayor Eric Adams calls for "increased enforcement on the emerging cannabis market" (NYC.gov)
Careless NY stoners poisoning other people's dogs (New York Post)
Charlie Kirk on Laura Ingraham with Tulsi Gabbard (YouTube)
Ohio advocates resume gathering signatures for legalization (News 5 Cleveland / ABC)
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt signs bill giving law enforcement authority to combat illegal pot cultivation (KFOR)
Oregon Secretary of State Shemia Fagan resigns (Oregon Capital Chronicle)
Fagan allowed La Mota's co-owner to edit language describing scope of state audit (Willamette Week)
Harker Heights, Texas voters overturn City Council's repeal of decriminalization by ONE VOTE (KWTX)
Washington Gov. Jay Inslee signs bill expanding weed social equity program (Washington State Legislature)
Washington Gov. Jay Inslee signs trigger bill legalizing interstate pot commerce (WA.gov)
Kent, Washington City Coucil passes ordinance to locally ban drug possession (KIRO 7) 
Author Douglas Murray on Sky News Australia (YouTube)
Uganda's Constitutional Court overturned the country's ban on pot, bush cocoa and khat (The Kampala Report)
 
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, Rev CyberTrucker brings us the first installment of Mandatory Metallica Month with Master of Puppets.
 
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever told a YOUR MOM joke.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever felt like an adult.
 
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
500 pounds of pasta dumped near New Jersey stream (The Associated Press)
Germany: man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry (AP)
Reporter charged with prank call using SD governor's cell (AP)
Man makes beer-powered motorcycle (FOX)
Nashville hotel manager charged after allegedly sucking on sleeping guest's toes (WKRN)
Large snake makes home inside traffic signal breaker box, causes power outage at Virginia four-way intersection (ABC 8 News)
Frontier Airlines accidentally flies Florida-bound passenger to Jamaica without a passport (FOX)
Woman survives 5 days stranded in Australian bush with only a few snacks, bottle of wine (9 News)
New Mexico man borrows phone, confesses to murder (FOX)
Likely meteorite crashes through New Jersey home (UPI)

Episode 243 ★ Stand Up Mom

This episode is dedicated to Sam Butterfield
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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Producers: Kevin S, SirCandinavian, harvhat, marykateultra, TrailChicken, mikaufoxy, Boolysteed, CBrooklyn112, SeeDubs, MakeHeroism, Crunch Wrap Supreme, HeyCitizen, Lavish
Check out our latest Bowls With Buds featuring Effortless and MrMan.
Bruce-O-Rama at the Uptown Theater was fuckin' groovy!
Congrats Hog Story for hitting Episode 350 and Behind the Sch3m3s for hitting Episode 150! Here's to many more to come.
Intro/Outro: Infinite Cosmos - Digital Math
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Mempool.space
Fold sat stack hack is back / Instant Settlement
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KC Bitcoin Bloc Party June 24th, 2023
KC Bitcoiners BTC & Coffee
KC Bitcoiners May 18th Beers w/ Bitcoiners
TOP THREE 33
NYPD detective dies after spending 33 years in coma after shooting (People)
Cope Thunder exercise is back in Philippines after 33 years (Air and Space Forces)
At least 18 dead, 33 injured after bus plunges off cliff in Mexico (New York Post)
Kentucky mother sentenced to 33 years in prison after 2-year-old son dies from ingesting fentanyl (Link NKY)
Minnesota Senate votes 34-33 to legalize recreational cannabis (KVRR)
Rep. Nolan West goes off about marijuana legalization (FOX 9 / YouTube)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
President Biden commutes 31 sentences (White House)
US Secret Service updates employment policy to accommodate pot (SecretService.gov)
ATF updates employment policy (ATF.gov)
Trump discusses weed off script on Newsmax's "Greg Kelly Reports" (Rebel HQ / YouTube)
California announces $20M cannabis research grant recipients (Department of Cannabis Control)
Positive marijuana test costs US long jumper national title (Associated Press)
Florida county judge denies defendant's use of medical marijuana, suggests Xanax instead (Tampa Bay Times)
Ex-Michigan House Speaker Rick Johnson pleads guilty in public corruption scandal (Detroit Free Press)
Dispute between Minnesota hemp, marijuana advocates heads to court (Star Tribune)
Harlem (NYC) businesses sue to stop cannabis dispensary planned for 125th Street (The New York Times)
Fired NYPD officer sues, says hemp soap made him fail drug test (Patch)
Oregon Secretary of State's office cannabis audit released amid questions about consulting job (Oregon Capital Chronicle)
Investigation on La Mota owners' abandoned property (KOIN 6)
Two people seriously injured in Oklahoma grow house fire (News9 / YouTube)
Officers seize 72 pounds of pot from man's suitcases at Philadelphia International Airport (ABC)
$360K worth of marijuana seized by police in Cumberland County, PA (WGAL8 / NBC)
Washington Gov. Jay Inslee touts pot pardons program in press release about deciding not to seek reelection (WA.gov)
Belizean Prime Minister John Briceno launches investigation into edibles that led to hospitalizations (Breaking Belize News)Singapore hangs man for conspiring to traffic two pounds of pot (The NY Times)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us PowerMan 5000's When Worlds Collide.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever found a prize in their cereal box.
Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever told a YOUR MOM joke.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
German court: naked landlord doesn't justify lower rent (AP)
Aussie tourist 'very sorry' for drunken, nude rampage in Indonesia (UPI)
Vampire straw gets passenger arrested at Boston airport (AP)
English pub owners say establishment is haunted (FOX) 
Woman's 'loud and full body orgasm' heard during Philharmonic concert (Los Angeles Times)
Man catfishing in Missouri snags four-foot prehistoric fish instead (FOX)
West Virginia school principal unlocks dumpster, finds bear inside (UPI)
Baltimore County neighborhood stops receiving mail after dog bit mailwoman (WBAL / NBC)
Museum visitor needed snack, eats $120K piece of modern art taped to wall (New York Post)
Dutch court orders sperm donor to stop after fathering 550 kids (Not The Bee)

Episode 242 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Effortless and MrMan

Effortless is back, and this time he brought Mr. Man for a double Buds with Bowls!
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Producers: Boolysteed, SeeDubs, NetNed, Boo-Bury
Intro/Outro: e s c p - Lazy Afternoon
Mentioned links:
Bombard's Body Language: Steven & Hillary Crowder (Body Language Ghost / YouTube)
Behavior Analyst Reacts to Bombard GASLIGHTING His Wife (The Body Language Guy / YouTube)

Episode 241 ★ In The Bedroom

VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 241 Producers: Vox, harvhat, Sir Oma, HeyCitizen, pizza, Boolysteed, TrailChicken, MakeHeroism, Anonymous, Lavish, Boo-Bury, Dirty Jersey Whore, cottongin, NetNed, FarmerTodd, NA Millennial
Thank you MaryKate-Ultra and MakeHeroism for gifting their podcast virginity to our holy 4/20 Ep. 240 Bowls With Buds!
Join us FRIDAY when Effortless (aka DisavowMrMan) AND MrMan in the Bowl for Bowls With Buds!
Intro/Outro: Returning by Galaxy Waves
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Silk Road hacker sentenced for one year and one day in prison for wire fraud (Department of Justice)
Coinbase threatens to move its base outside US
RoninDojo v2.0.0: Switched OS from Manjaro to Debian (No Bullshit Bitcoin) 
Wavman: Open Source Music Player for Nostr (Wavlake) 
Tor to implement proof of work client puzzle to mitigate DoS attacks (GitLab) 
Bitcoin Product Community Learning Club Meeting
KC Bitcoiners Bitcoin & Coffee THIS Friday at 7:30 AM
KC Bitcoiners Beers with Bitcoiners @ The Bar NEXT Tuesday
Ask for a link for the June 24th Bitcoin Block Party and sell stuff for sats!
TOP THREE 33
Africa needs to vaccinate 33 million children to put progress back on track (World Health Organization African Region)
Rakuten Bank jumps 33% after Japan's largest IPO since 2018 (The Straits Times)
Nebraska passes 'Constitutional Carry', 33-14; can't take effect until late summer (Star-Herald)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
ANON BOWLER suggests this test kit for your pot: Thin Layer Chromatography from THC Test Kits
4/20/23 Press Briefing by Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre (YouTube / The White House)
Dutchie admits 'failures' on 4/20, promises payout to pot retailers (MJ Biz Daily)  
ACLU jumps to Afroman's defense in lawsuit over police raid (Billboard) 
NuggMD launches Too-High Hotline on 4/20 (News Direct) 
The American Pharmacists Association endorsed decriminalization of all drugs (APhA)
National Highway Traffic Safety Administration launched a new public service announcement about high driving (PR Newswire)
USDA 2022 National Hemp Report (National Agricultural Statistics Service)
Congressional committee launches investigation into FDA's decision not to regulate CBD (House.gov)
The marijuana industry has too much pot. Could interstate trade help? (The Associated Press)
Drug Enforcement Administration Administrator Anne Milgram investigated by the DOJ for improperly awarding millions of dollars in no-bid contracts to hire past associates (The Associated Press)
Delaware Gov. John Craney is allowing legalization and regulation bills to take effect without his signature (AP)
Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 239: Tomorrow Doing Today
Four New Jersey cops prepare lawsuit after pot firing  (Jersey City Times)
Albany lawmakers hash out ways to deal with NYC's illegal weed shops as part of $227B state budget (New York Post)
Oklahoma Gov. Stitt signs bill requiring medical growers to hold a $50,000 bond (OKC FOX) 
Oregon approved the nation's first psilocybin testing laboratory and facilitator licenses (OR Health Authority)
Washington Gov. Jay Inslee has a bill on his desk protecting job applicants from anti-pot discrimination during the hiring process (WA State Legislature)
West Virginia: fentanyl crisis could take deadly turn with fentanyl-laced marijuana (WVNS TV)
Family of Singaporean on death row for cannabis pleads for clemency (Bangkok Post)Singapore executed a man for pot last summer as discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 181: Attorney Guy
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Tardigrade Inferno's cover of We Are Number One from Lazy Town.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time I Ever found a used condom.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever found a prize in a cereal box.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Iowan man's wish puts 33 strangers through college (KCCI)
New Cumberland Borough (PA) Police Department offers Doritos to check product on 4/20 (Crime Watch PA)
Lucas County Sheriff's Office makes 4/20 post (NBC 4)Man crashes truck trying to light marijuana on 'weed day' (FOX)
Washington middle school blasted for licking game (FOX)
Poodle revived with Narcan after overdose (FOX)
Virginia retiree adopts 40-pound cat (FOX)
Children's cat-killing contest in New Zealand scrapped after backlash (New Zealand Herald)
Texas cattle found with tongues cut out (FOX) 
Dog poop being tossed over balconies at Maryland apartment complex (FOX) 
Blackpool Zoo (England) seeking seagull deterrent
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