Bowl After Bowl

Episode 252 ★ My Phone Slow

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 252 Producers: Sharky, SircussMedia, harvhat, TrailChicken, petar, dag, NetNed, Wiirdo, SirVo, Lavish, Boolysteed, Sir TJ the Wrathful, nam, MaryKateUltra, MakeHeroism, Fletcher, Sir Candinavian, SeeDubs, TasteBuds
Huge thank you to MakeHeroism for this episode art!
Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Dream Racer
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
THIS SATURDAY join us for the Kansas City Bitcoin Bloc Party / @BitcoinPartyKC
KC Bitcoiners and Coffee at 7 AM Friday / Beers with Bitcoiners 6 PM at The Bar
Damus to be removed from Apple's app store in 14 days due to zaps (7 days left) (Snort) 
RoboSats admin banned from Telegram communications (No BS Bitcoin) 
Zapping removed from Damus (Twitter)
Zeus update rejected from Apple (CoinDesk)
Fake Trezor app tops Apple App Store (Nitter) 
Border searches of cellphones require a warrant rules US federal judge (Reason)
TOP THREE 33
Dangerous heat wave continues to affect 33 million residents in the South (ABC News)
A 33-year-old man fell 4,000 feet to his death from the Grand Canyon Skywalk in Arizona, authorities say (CNN)
Intel spends $33 billion in Germany in landmark expansion (Reuters)
Pride flags vandalized: 33 flags destroyed at Stonewall monument in Greenwich Village (ABC7 New York)
Rep Byron Donalds' 33 bathrooms remark (Twitter)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
United Airlines workers allegedly made $10K a week stealing pot from luggage (New York Post)
Feds aim to finish cannabis scheduling review 'this year' (Marijuana Moment)
House of Representatives unanimously pass resolution expressing "continued support" for Marc Fogel (Congress)
Alabama Medical Cannabis Commission delays medical cannabis licensing amid scoring inconsistencies (Alabama Reflector)Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 251: They Can Track You
Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont signs budget legislation including 280E provision (CT Gov) 
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker signs budget legislation including 280E provision (IL General Assembly) 
Louisiana Gov. John Bel Edwards signs bill to streamline expungements for people with first-time possession convictions (LA Legislature)
Missouri NORML seeks court order against counties failing to meet expungement deadline (KRCG)
Nevada Gov. Joe Lombardo signs omnibus pot bill (Forbes) and bill creating a Psychedelic Medicines Working Group (Benzinga) Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 251: They Can Track You
Philadelphia councilmember proposes recreational zoning ban (WHYY)
Rhode Island Gov. Dan McKee signs bill allowing pot businesses to advertise (WPRI)Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 246: Start Discing Me
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott signs bill allowing prosecutors to file murder charges against sellers of fentanyl if their customers die of overdoses (Express News)Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 248: Still in Your Earholes
Vermont Gov. Phil Scott allows bill making changes to pot rules become law without his signature (VT Public)
UK patient secures first NHS reimbursement for cannabis flowers (Cannabis Health News)
METAL MOMENT
The RevCyberTruck I Fight Dragons' No Kontrol.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever went on the internet.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a chiropractic adjustment.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Ecuadorian woman who woke up during her wake dies after 7 days in hospital (FOX)Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 251: They Can Track You
Maine welcomes 33 new US citizens (WGME)
After 33 years in operation, Holiday World closes water ride (WTHR)
Rescued beagle in Michigan goes from 96 to 33 pounds in less than a year (WZZM)
Dog's 'bucket list' boat ride dream comes true (ABC 33/40)
Auto shop owner who paid worker in 91,500 oily pennies ordered to pay nearly $40,000 more (Associated Press)Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 72: Property Pops
Missing Titanic submersible, 5 missing (New York Post)
Texas boy dies from lightning weeks after same bolt killed father near school bus (FOX)
Long-lost gift certificate helps Kansas City couple celebrate 40th anniversary (KMBC)
Gas station clerk tells friend to rob store so he can leave early (FOX)
Florida officer stopped by deputy for allegedly speeding, refuses to pull over: 'I'm going to work' (FOX)
 

Episode 251 ★ They Can Track You

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 251 Producers: harvhat, davidpimenta, tattiesoup, Dame TrailChicken, jos, Boolysteed, Wiirdo, Seedubs, EricPP, Nam, Boo-Bury, Sir TJ the Wrathful, Lavish
Intro/Outro: Render - Prism
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Strike working entirely on their own infrastructure (Jimmy Mow / Medium) 
Binance US to be cut off from the banking system (CNBC)
Hackers steal $3 million by impersonating journalists (Bleeping Computer)
Damus to be removed from app store
Join us at the KC Bitcoiners Bitcoin Bloc Party June 24th!
 
TOP THREE 33
Wildfire just west of Peachland hasn't grown, still sized at 33 hectares (Global News)
Egypt's inflation accelerates to nearly 33% in May as food and beverage prices soar (The National News)
Indiana dashboard adds 33 COVID deaths, 1,787 more cases of coronavirus in 2 weeks (Wish TV) 
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Twitch bans branded weed content (Twitch ToS)
Bothered by pot smell, she sued her neighbor to stop smoke - and won (The Washington Post)Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 218: Recognized and Banned (January 17, 2023)
Alabama Medical Cannabis Commission awards cannabis production, cultivation licenses (AL Reflector)
Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill regulating hemp products (SB23-271 / CO Legislature) 
Connecticut Gov. Ned Lamont has a bill on his desk to ban synthetic THC products (CT News Junkie)
Florida Supreme Court gives state attorney general two more weeks to file a brief against proposed legalization initiative (FL Courts) 
Kansas City Royals become second MLB team to partner with CBD company (Marijuana Moment)
Missouri regulators defend microlicense program (Kansas City Star)
Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte faces two lawsuits to overturn his veto of SB 442 (MT Free Press)
Nevada Gov. Joe Lombardo has omnibus pot bill on his desk (SB277 / NELIS)
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt vetoed omnibus medical pot reform bill (SB 437 / NonDoc)
Oregon Gov. Tina Kotek has a bill to combat illegal cultivation on her desk (Associated Press)
Feds open investigation to former Oregon Secretary of State Shemia Fagan's ties to pot company (Oregon Live)
Anti-pot lawmaker issued medical marijuana card by South Dakota health office (The Dakota Scout)
Virginia appeals court overturns contempt conviction of woman who smoked pot before testifying (NBC Washington 4)
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers tell us about the First Time They Ever fired a gun.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went on the internet.
Leave us a voicemail at (816) 607-3663
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Dr. Deep Sea emerges after 100 days underwater (AP)Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 245: Bullock Bowl
Indonesia deports Australian surfer who apologized for drunken rampage (AP)Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 243: Stand Up Mom
Hogs run wild on Minnesota highway after semi overturns in Little Canada (Star Tribune)
Giant duck in Hong Kong deflates day after unveiling (AP)
Kansas man reels in Jeep stolen in 1990 (FOX) 
California family finds 1 million copper pennies in old home (FOX)
Woman declared dead rises during wake (FOX)
Ohio firefighters find 118-year-old time capsule buried in fire station (FOX)
Children missing for 40 days after plane crash in Amazon jungle found alive (FOX)
Utah woman accused of killing husband then writing grief book for children requests bail (FOX)
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
 

Episode 250 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Blowing Smoke In Uranus

An epic weekend was had by a ragtag bunch of Bowlers, Sch3m3rs and Dreamers to celebrate Spencer's 33rd birthday! Joining us in the Bowl for this special broadcast, we had Boo-bury, Lavish, Tjunta, MouseyBear, MaryKate Ultra, MakeHeroism, Phifer, NetNed, SircussMedia and Wiirdo.
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Producers: Boolysteed, Wiirdo, Sir TJ the Wrathful, Sir Oma
Intro/Outro: Rings of Saturn - False Finish
 
Check out pictures at https://bowlafterbowl.com/episode-250/

Episode 249 ★ It’s Kind of Into Him

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 249 Producers: Kevin S, harvhat, Seedubs, cottongin, NetNed, piranesi, Boo-Bury
HUGE thank you to MakeHeroism for the episode art!
Come bowl with us Saturday at Daugherty Bowling Center in Ft. Leonard Wood -- and THEN we'll party in Uranus.
Intro/Outro: HurricaneTurtle - Stargate
 
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Raspiblitz update
SEC v Binance lawsuit / SEC press releaseSEC v Coinbase lawsuit
Tor v0.4.8.1-alpha: Onion Service Proof-of-Work (GitLab) 
The Bitcoin Legacy Project
Scaling & Anonymizing Bitcoin at Layer 1 with client side validation (GitHub) 
Blockstream Greenlight
TOP THREE 33
33 detained as scuffle breaks out between students of Noida medical institute, security guards (Indian Express)
33 new stations to monitor air quality (Times of India)
Japan's Nikkei closes at 33-year high; firm Wall Street lifts appetite (Reuters)
 
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Winona County (CA) Sheriff: La Crosse (Wisconsin) man arrested for transporting 33 pounds of marijuana and 5 boxes of psychedelic mushrooms (La Cross Tribune)
Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill allowing online pot sales (HB23-1279 Colorado General Assembly) and a bill to bolster weed-related protections for professionals (SB23-265) 
Florida Gov. Ron Desantis signs kratom regulation bill (FL Senate)
Smart & Safe Florida legalization initiative has enough signatures for 2024 ballot (Marijuana Moment)
Kentucky to fund ibogaine research with 'no less than' $42 million in opioid settlement funds (KY Office of Attorney General Daniel Cameron / YouTube)
Lenawee County, Michigan distributing lock bags for safe pot storage (WLEN)
The US Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives warns Minnesota pot users they are still federally barred from purchasing and possessing guns (ATF)
White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre dodges Second Amendment question (White House / YouTube 43:31)
St. Louis NAACP wants 'immediate correction' of Missouri microbussiness license map (Missouri Independent)
Missouri courts not expected to meet expungement deadline (KCUR)
Nevada lawmakers sent Gov. Joe Lombardo a Psychedelic Medicines Working Group bill (SB242 / NV Legislature) and Lombardo signed a bill codifying into law the requirement that weed retailers verify customer ages before selling to them (Review Journal)
New Jersey's Cannabis Regulatory Commission to give priority to social equity businesses for some licenses (New Jersey Monitor)
New York cannabis board votes to settle social equity license-blocking suit (Spectrum Local News)
US Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit upholds US Citizenship and Immigration Service's determination that an El Salvadoran woman running a Washington state legal dispensary does not have "good moral character" and should be denied naturalization (US Courts)
Rastafari gain sacramental rights to marijuana in Antigua and Barbuda, celebrate freedom of worship (The Associated Press)
Bern, Switzerland lawmakers approve measure for controlled cocaine sales pilot program (SRF)
'Very last warning' for 82-year-old German convicted of dealing drugs (AP)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker kicks off June with Megadeth's Mechanix.
 
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever peed during a podcast.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever fired a gun.
The Good Reverend Doctor Phifer on Behind the Sch3m3s Episode 99: I Am The Chemicals
DuhLaurien on Hog Story #235 Accident Foot
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
South Carolina man robs store with Duck Hunt pistol (FOX)
Elderly dog saves dog brother from coyote (FOX)
Woman walking on California beach finds ancient mastodon tooth (AP)
'Witches' eating deer carcass caught on trail camera (New York Post)
Italian angler reels in nine-foot-long catfish, seeks record (MADCAT)
NYC woman has public meltdown, rampages for 30 minutes (FOX)
UK driver hops out of car, fills up gas tank completely naked (FOX)
Woman stealing plants out of gardens in Kent (FOX)
Sonic employee arrested in New Mexico after cocaine found in customer's hot dog (Rio Grande Sun)
Website address on 798K Maryland license plates leads to Philippines gambling site (WBALTV)

Episode 248 ★ Still In Your Earholes

VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 248 Producers: RevCyberTrucker, HeyCitizen, TrailChicken, NetNed, harvhat, CSB, marykateultra, N4VX, Wiirdo, SirVo, Boolysteed, memes_1336, Seedubs, Boo-Bury
Intro/Outro: e s c p - Childhood
Fletcher & Blaney's Music Jams and Poetry Slams
Phifer joined us for a Bowls With Buds Sunday!
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Raspiblitz 1.9.0 release (GitHub) 
KC Bitcoiners: join us for the June 24th Bitcoin bloc party!
Wavlake
Able and the Wolf's Stay Awhile
Fountain 0.7.0 (Substack)
TOP THREE 33
Twitter is now worth just 33% of Elon Musk's purchase price (Yahoo)
Only 33% of BLM's $90M in donations helped charitable foundations (New York Post)
8 killed, 33 wounded so far in Memorial Day weekend gun violence (FOX 32 Chicago)
33-year-old track record falls (KVOA / NBC Tucson)
California man freed after spending 33 years in prison for a murder he didn't commit (The Guardian)
Dallas man arrested for sexual assault 33 years ago cleared by DNA evidence (KERA News)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Carnival Cruise line to continue using drug dogs (Cruise Radio)
Drug Enforcement Agency annual report reveals more pot destroyed, arrests down (DEA.gov)
DEA's failure to punish distributor blamed in opioid crisis raises revolving door questions (The Associated Press)
Opioid-fighting agent fired over CBD use hits DEA with lawsuit (Hemp Today)
Lobbying firm apologizes for "inappropriate" references to Chinese-backed investors in letters to senators about cannabis banking amendment (The Liaison Group)
Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs psychedelics legalization and decriminalization bill (Ganjapreneur) 
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker has budget legislation on his desk (ABC 7)
Indiana Court of Appeals rules odor of pot enough for reasoable suspicion (The Indiana Lawyer)
Maryland Gov. Wes Moore let bill preventing police searches based on pot odor go into law without his signature (The Daily Record)
Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz signs bills to create Psychedelic Medicine Task Force, fund safe consumption sites (Star Tribune)
New York Office of Cannabis Management launches pilot program to allow pot farmers markets (New York Cannabis Insider)
In late rush, medical marijuana bills sent to governor (Tulsa World)
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt also has a bill to restrict land ownership by non-citizens on his desk (OKSenate.gov)
Tennessee Gov. Bill Lee signs bill regulating delta-8 products, other hemp-derived cannabinoid products (The Tennessean)
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has a bill on his desk to require medical examiners to classify fentanyl overdose deaths as homicides (Allied News)
Vermont Gov. Phil Scott signs omnibus overdose prevention bill into law (VT Digger)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us the last Mandatory Metallica entry with The Call of Ktulu.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
This week, Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever were the oldest person in the room.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever peed during a podcast.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
33-year-old skydiver dies after hitting tree during landing sequence in Shelton, WA (KOMO News)
Indian official suspended after draining reservoir to retrieve phone he dropped while taking selfie (AP)
North Carolina school district presses charges after students cemented toilets in 'senior prank' (FOX)
Chirping sounds lead airport officials to bag filled with smuggled parrot eggs (AP)
South Korea detains passenger after Asiana plane door opened mid-air (Reuters)
Venice's famed Grand Canal turns fluorescent green (The Guardian)
New York fertility doctor accused of using own sperm dies in crash of hand-built plane (AP)
Woman's $3.7k camera accidentally donated to Goodwill (FOX)
$2 billion Powerball winner sued by man who alleges ticket was stolen from him (New York Post)
Lawyer apologizes for fake court citations from ChatGPT (CNN)

Episode 247 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Phifer

Phifer of the Sunday Morning Two-Hour Folk Hour joins us in the Bowl talking Missouri, esoterica, and grass!
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Producers: harvhat, Boo-Bury, MaryKateUltra, Seedubs, Fletcher, Sir TJ, NetNed, Sir Nubbn
Table Rock Lake duck boat accident (Wikipedia)
Schlitterbahn Verruckt death (Wikipedia)
Behind the Sch3m3s Episode 99
Intro/Outro: Massive Scratch

Episode 246 ★ Start Discing Me

VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 246 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, cbrooklyn112, Seedubs, RevCyberTrucker, piranesi, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, Wiirdo, Phifer, Anonymous, MakeHeroism, Lavish, Eastside Tony
Intro/Outro: Broken Mirror (Nail in the Coffin) - False Finish
Millennial Media Offensive x Behind the Sch3m3s Episode 151: Five Bucks A Tit
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Mempool Accelerator demo (Nitter)
Strike expansion (Bitcoin Magazine)
Bitcoin Design / EttaWallet (No BS Bitcoin)
Pakistan announces fresh ban on crypto, but adoption as a hedge remains popular (Coin Desk)
Bitcoiner.Guide noKYC Only / RoboSats
A husband hid $500k in Bitcoin during a divorce, got busted by a crypto hunter (CNBC)
YOU CAN GET 50,000 SATS with this Fold card referral link
KC Bitcoin and Coffee
Beers with Bitcoiners
JUNE 24: Kansas City Bitcoin Bloc Party
TOP THREE 33
Only 33% of Americans approve of Biden's handling of the economy, new poll finds (Fortune)
US Golf Association announces 33 additional US Open exemptions (PGA Tour)
Married couple gets 33 months in prison in Tallahassee strip club shooting (Tallahassee Democrat)
 
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
DEA likely to schedule delta-8 (Vicente) based on Terrence Boos slideshow at DEA Supply Chain conference
National Institute on Drug Abuse is providing $1.5 million in funding to research psilocybin and ayahuasca as drug addiction treatment (National Institute of Health) 
"I was sprayed with boiling Ayahuasca water by Amazonian shaman" - Xiaomanyc (YouTube)
American workers testing positive for pot reaches 25-year high (The Wall Street Journal)
Outrage grows over video of California officer shooting tethered dog (SF Gate)
Illegal grow site cleaned up in Death Valley (National Park Service)
Illinois awards Metrc track-and-trace government contract (GlobeNewswire)
IL regulators being sued by social equity pot transporters over failure to address unlicensed delivery operations (Illinois News Joint)
42 pounds of pot found at Overton Brooks VA Center (Louisiana) (KTAL News)
MD Gov. Wes Moore allowed a bill to prevent police from using the smell of pot as justification for searching people or vehicles to become law without his signature (Maryland Matters) and signed a bill making it so parental pot use will not be construed by state officials as child neglect
Minnesota legalization bill lands on Gov. Tim Walz's desk (CBC)
Gov. Walz signs omnibus bill including legalizing possession of drug paraphernalia, small amounts of drug residue, syringe services and testing
Lawmakers ask for reconsideration of legal opinion on poll override of marijuana revenue bill veto (Daily Montanan)
Nebraska activists submit complementary medical bills (Marijuana Moment)
New York City's Administration for Children's Services faces federal racial discrimination lawsuit after taking newborn over pot use (The New York Times)
Helena, OH approves decriminalization ballot measure to (Marjuana Moment)
Suspect caught with 160 pounds of illegal pot because it "pays better" (KFOR)
Curaleaf agrees to $100,000 class action payout over THC labeling mix-up (MJ Biz Daily)
Oregon lawmakers send Gov. Tina Kotek bill to give lessons on fentanyl, fake pills and good Samaritan laws to middle and high schoolers
Federal appeals court dismisses case against deputy who filmed alleged forced baptism of woman caught with a roach (Chattanooga Times Free Press)
Rhode Island Gov. Dan McKee nominates Cannabis Control Commission members (Governor.RI)
Under threat of a $10K-per-day fine, Rhode Island pot company takes down billboards (The Providence Journal)
Couple accused of smelling like weed kicked out of Memphis eatery, racial discrimination suit says (NBC)
Singapore hangs 2nd citizen in 3 week for trafficking pot despite calls to halt execution (The Associated Press)
METAL MOMENT
RevCyberTrucker is keeping on with Mandatory Metallica Month with Frayed Ends of Sanity.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever went to a bonfire.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever were the oldest person in the room.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
German surgeon fired after getting janitor to assist amputation (AP)
88 koi fish stolen in Maryland community (FOX)
Pet fish fee at Kansas City complex an 'error' (FOX)
British couple taking sailing lessons off Moroccan coast attacked by orcas (Fox)
Feedbag 'glitch' sends friend requests to profiles visited by users (FOX)
Oklahoma man charged with AirDropping nudes to strangers (FOX)
Missouri man credits cow with helping him accomplish decade-long fishing goal (FOX)
Officials investigate mysterious disappearance of 30-ton shipment of explosive chemicals (FOX)
CA man killed helping ducks cross road (KCRA)
Patrol officers recover 3 stolen Hyndai vehicles, arrest suspects in Charles County, Maryland (CCSO.US)

Episode 245 ★ Bullock Bowl

 
VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 245 Producers: SircussMedia, CMike, harvhat, CSB, Memes_1336, MakeHeroism, phifer, Sir Oma, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, marykateultra
Intro/Outro: One (Ambivalence) - False Finish (Music Side Project)
 
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Fountain APK for beta testing *LIVE*
Ledger launches distributed KYC-based cloud seed recovery service then quickly deletes it (No BS Bitcoin)
Bitcoin ownership is rising as more people hedge currency devaluation (No BS BTC)
Binance pulls out of Canada (CoinDesk)
EU's MiCA crypto legal framework inches toward law with Finance Ministers' sign off (CoinDesk)
Massive Bitcoin withdrawal: $800 million vanishes from exchanges (U.Today)
ZEBEDEE plug-and-play API (ZEBEDEE Blog) 
Baller Boost contest on Fountain to win prizes from Bitrefill (Fountain.fm)
Bowling with Bitcoiners was a blast!
Hope to see you at the June 24th Kansas City Bloc Party
 
TOP THREE 33
Suspected Islamic extremists kill 33 in Burkina Faso (ABC News)
Woman, 33, arrested for homicide after overdose death in Lewis County (The Chronicle)
Patients left waiting more than 33 hours on average for a bed (The Royal Gazette)
St. Louis prosecutor seeks to free man imprisoned 33 years for murder, citing evidence of innocence (The Associated Press)
 
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Marijuana poisoning up in pets as cats, dogs encounter cannabis in and out of homes, vets warn (ABC 7 Chicago)
President Joe Biden says pot convictions should be EXPUNGED in Howard University commencement speech (YouTube / The White House)
Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs signed budget bills into law with research funding for the medical potential of psilocybin mushrooms (AZ Legislature)
Hawaii lawmakers send Gov. Josh Green bill to decriminalize fentanyl test strips (Civil Beat)
Kansas Gov. Laura Kelly signs bill decriminalizing fentanyl test strips (The Center Square)
Minnesota House-Senate conference committee reconciles differences between the chambers' legalization bills at second meeting (Marijuana Moment)
Springfield, Missouri council hopes to put 3% pot tax on August ballot (Springfield News-Leader)
Missouri legislators vote to require fingerprint background checks for cannabis employees (Missouri Independent)
Missouri marijuana businesses improve access to banks under bill heading to governor (Missouri Independent)
Washington University (Saint Louis) doc reports pot laced with fentanyl (FOX 2 NOW)
Montana lawmakers send pot bills to Gov. Greg Gianforte's desk (Montana Free Press)
Ohio State receives DEA license to grow psychedelic mushrooms for research (The Columbus Dispatch)Tracking illegal marijuana sales in Oklahoma (FOX 23 News) 
OMMA shuts down suspected illicit marijuana grow (Oklahoma.gov)
Vermont lawmakers send bill changing pot regulations to Gov. Phil Scott's desk (VT Digger)
Washington Gov. Jay Inslee signed therapeutic psilocybin access pilot program bill (Marijuana Moment)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the Rev Cyber Trucker brings us Metallica's Creeping Death from the album Ride the Lightning.
 
FIRST TIME I EVER...
This week, Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever felt like an adult.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to a bonfire.
GIVE US A CALL AT (816) 607-3663
 
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING. 
Scientists confirm meteorite crash-landed into New Jersey home (ABC News)
Colorado man tries to trade places with dog to avoid DUI arrest (The Associated Press)
Florida man living underwater won't resurface even after breaking the record (AP)
Housing association discovers body of tenant six years after death (FOX)
Driver stops on busy Florida highway for turtle crossing road, causes multi-vehicle crash (FOX)
8-year-old escapes abduction attempt in Northern Michigan, brother hits suspect in head with slingshot (M Live)
Council threatens to fine musician $6.2k per day for practicing music at home (LAD Bible)
YouTuber faces 20 years in prison after intentionally crashing his plane for clicks (Forbes)
Disabled IBM employee sues for pay raise to benefits (Daily Mail) 
Arby's employee found dead in Louisiana restaurant's wak-in freezer (USA Today)