Bowl After Bowl

Episode 382 ★ Hunts for the Niblings

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Intro/Outro: Press Start - Kaoilyn
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hunted for Easter eggs.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever hit a pothole.
TOP THREE 33
Akamai Research: Web attacks up 33%, APIs emerge as primary targets (Morningstar)UP Government transfers 33 Indian Administrative Service officers, including 11 district magistrates (NDTV)
At least 33 civilians killed in Rapid Support Forces shelling of Sudan's El-Fasher, army says (Anadolu Ajansi)
These three stocks have done something only 33% of the S&P 500 has managed so far in 2025 (Nasdaq)
Russians bombard Ukraine with 95 missiles and UAVs overnight: 33 drones downed, 36 go off radar (Pravda)
DR Congo boat fire death toll revised down to at least 33 (RTE)
East Bay gang members face 33 felonies related to multimillion-dollar theft ring (KRON4)Indiana votes to annex 33 counties in Illinois (ABC)
Collapsed building: identity of 33 victims confirmed, including 22 Thais (Nation Thailand)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Doctors for Drug Policy Reform drop rescheduling lawsuit to avoid 'more delay' (D4DPR)
Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs's chief of staff is accused in a lawsuit helping Trulieve subsidiary get a business license after deadline (AZ Capitol Times)
Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders vetoes bill to legalize medical sales via dispensary drive-thrus (AR.gov)
Delaware lawmakers send Gov. Matt Meyer bill addressing marijuana industry fingerprint background check dispute with FBI (DE.gov)Kentucky Auditor launches investigation into the Office of Medical Cannabis (KY.gov)Nebraska legislature fails to advance bill to implement, regulate weed program (NE Examiner)Police: Marijuana in deadly Warwick overdose was not laced with fentanyl (WPRI) 
Texas appeals court overturns voter-approved decriminalization in San Marcos (FOX)
Appeals court sides with Bell County, Texas in marijuana lawsuit case, will return to local district court (KDH News)
Washington Gov. Bob Ferguson signed bill allowing regulators to verify excise tax exemptions for medical pot (WA.gov)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Pantera's Domination.
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
BREAKING NEWS: "Keysend is dead."
ovvrdos ft. The Wolf - All Salsa No Chips / Stay Awhile / Torcon VII / Robert Willey / Everything is LIT / The Doerfels' Bloodshot Lies / The HeyCitizen Experience
Able and The Wolf on Value 4 Value in decentralized music
Into the Doerfelverse
Bill on crypto assets and derivatives in public hearing (gov.SI)
Inflection Point: Global implications of scam centers, underground banking, and illicit online marketplaces in Southeast Asia (UN Office on Drugs and Crime)
UPCOMING Ring of Fire #25 is for a 2 million sat channel- Email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com to join
KC BLOCK PARTY Saturday April 26 2pm to 8pm
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING
Brewers shatter 33-year-old franchise record for stolen bases in a game (WKOW)Air Canada fined $3,000 after family stranded in Panama for 33 days (Aviation A2Z)US YouTuber remains in custody in India after visiting restricted island with a Diet Coke can (The Associated Press)Delta plane engine catches fire at Orlando airport, passengers evacuate on slides (CBS)United flight makes emergency landing after apparent rabbit strike (ABC)Italy unveils its first 'sex room' for prisoners (New York Post)Sam Altman says saying "please," "thank you" to ChatGPT costs millions in computing power (Futurism)
NYC woman dies after unlicensed surgeon tired to remove her butt implants (ABC)Woman poses as ICE agent to kidnap ex-boyfriend's wife at work, Florida cops say (Miami Herald)
US town forms human chain to move 9,100 books one-by-one (The Guardian)
Michigan man escapes quicksand with new girlfriend (NBC YouTube)
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Episode 381 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ makeheroism and MaryKate-Ultra

MaryKate-Ultra and makeheroism are back in the Bowl for 4/20 Easter -- now with a node and HyperSpaceOut.com. Play games with them every other week!
Thank you to our Bowl After Bowl Episode 381 Producers: harvhat, HeyCitizen, ChatGPT, ericpp, Control Room, SirSeatSitter, NetNed, bitpunk.fm, Boolysteed, ovvrdos, NetNed
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BOOLYSTEED!
"TV" TALK
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Episode 380 ★ For the Time Banging

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Intro/Outro: Waiting for the Bus - Stevia Sphere
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Look out for HyperSpaceOut games 
Abs n a 6-pack Shroomba ft. Morgan Rockwell
KC Bitcoiners' Block Party April 26th
4/20 BOWLS WITH BUDS FT MARYKATE-ULTRA & MAKEHEROISM
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever played with tarot cards.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever hunted Easter eggs.
TOP THREE 33
South Korea unveils 33 trillion won support package for chips amid US tariff uncertainty (The Business Times)"They can be saved": Ukraine urges OSCE action as Russia holds 33 journalists in captivity (Euromaidan Press)Rapper 'Fat Flow' gets 33 years for kidnapping migrants (Border Report)Canada's employment falls by 33k, down from expected gain of 10k (Yahoo)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Woman, 33, allegedly hid drugs in rectum, vagina, CBP says (Border Report)
Poll shows half of US weed consumers say Trump administration will lead them to consume more weed (The Harris Poll via Royal Queen Seeds / Journo Google Doc)
The federal Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services finalized rules to clarify pot products aren't eligible for coverage (Federal Register) Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signed a bill to require testing of certain medical weed products (AR Legislature)Hawaii Gov. Josh Green signed bill to speed up expungements (HI.gov)
Maryland lawmakers sent Gov. Wes Moore a bill clarifying rules for consumption lounges (MD Legislation) and he signed legislation authorizing regulators to take enforcement action against businesses that sell weed products that don't comply with state rules (Governor.MD)Missouri cannabis regulators add another 6K products to list of recalled items (MO Independent)New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham signed a bill to create a cannabis enforcement division (NM Legislature) and a bill creating a therapeutic psilocybin program (NMLegis.gov)
METAL MOMENT
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Cypherbox
Mayan Bitcoin Conference
Former Ethereum developer Virgil Griffith released (Atlas21)
Ross Ulbricht to speak at Bitcoin 2025 (Bitcoin Magazine)
KC Bitcoiners Meetup THURSDAY 6:30 @ Keystone Innovation District
KC BLOCKPARTY APRIL 26th @ RJ's Bob-be-que
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING
One dead, 33 hikers rescued from Arizona trail amid extreme heat (SFGATE)
Want to join Disneyland's exclusive Club 33? New details for membership are online (Los Angeles Times)
Pennsylvania man charged with 33 felonies for AI-generated child porn images (FOX 43)
Crosswalk buttons hacked to play hoax Musk, Zuckerberg recordings (YouTube)
A beloved pet tortoise is reunited with its family weeks after disappearing in a Mississippi tornado (The Associated Press)Australian woman unknowingly gives birth to a stranger's baby after IVF clinic error (AP)
South Carolina woman saves her husband after an alligator attacked him in their retirement community (Not the Bee)
Mystery creature caught on Colorado camera (YouTube)
Stranger has sex with corpse on subway (NY Daily News)
Missing Utah dog found 1,000 miles away from home in Texas (YouTube)
4/20 BOWLS WITH BUDS SUNDAY FT MARYKATE-ULTRA & MAKEHEROISM

Episode 379 ★ Damn Good Orient

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Intro/Outro: Night Runner - White Bat Audio
HyperSpaceOut SUNDAY 6pm Central
M. Andrew Jones' Story of Number
Bitcoin Tarot Cards Geyser Fund
DH Unplugged
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever pulled off a successful April Fool's prank.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever played with tarot cards.
TOP THREE 33
Myanmar earthquake death toll passes 3,300 as UN calls for help (Al Jazeera)
Flooding death toll in Congo's capital reaches 33 as officials race to help victims (NPR)
33 killed in Israeli strikes on Gaza (NWA Online)
33 injured remain hospitalized after attack on Kryvyi Rih - two children in critical condition (The New Voice of Ukraine)
Differential coding inflated Medicare Advantage payments by $33 billion in 2021, study finds (AJMC)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
DEA immigrant informant fears he could be deported: 'It's a matter of life and death' (NBC)ONDCP releases Trump Administration's statement of drug policy priorities (White House)US Supreme Court rules in favor of trucker fired over positive THC test from CBD (Landline)Maryland lawmakers send Governor Wes Moore a bill to legalize personal manufacturing of weed edibles (MD General Assembly)Michigan Supreme Court rules smell of alone isn't sufficient cause for police to search cars (The Associated Press)New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy signs bill requiring State Police to create, maintain expungement database (NJ.gov)New York investigates brands accused of selling illegal weed (New York Times)Pittsburgh Pirates have Marc Fogel throw out first pitch (MLB)Rhode Island police think woman died from pot laced with fentanyl (Providence Journal)Virginia lawmakers reject Governor Glenn Youngkin's move to limit medical marijuana delivery, but uphold other cannabis bill vetoes (Marijuana Moment)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Megadeth's Mechanix.
Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
ICERAID: Report immigrants, get paid in crypto (The Rage)
Privacy on trial at MIT Bitcoin Expo (The Rage)
Lola L337z Nostr note fact checking MIT Bitcoin Expo
Department of Justice scraps crypto unit as Trump further loosens sight of digital assets (Fortune Crypto)
KC Bitcoiners Meetup: Liberty, MO and Coffee Friday
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING
33-year-old Florida man sunbathing on beach run over by (KKTV)
Authorities seized 33 distressed Boston terriers from urine-soaked Kingston home (National Post)Galapagos tortoises at Philadelphia zoo become first-time parents at nearly 100 (AP)
Woman loses $2.5 million lottery ticket (ABC / YouTube)
Scratch off worth $50k found during Maryland furniture move (MD Lottery)Mini dachshund continues to evade rescue one year later (FOX)
Husky reunited with North Carolina family three years later (The News & Observer)Ohioan dies of rabies from kidney transplant (FOX)
Ohio home intruder caught after getting stuck in chimney (FOX)
80-year-old birthday tradition (WLKY / YouTube)
Colossal Biosciences ressurects long-extinct dire wolf (Reason)

Episode 378 ★ Young Dumb In Front

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Intro/Outro: Rare Encounter
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hired a lawyer.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever pulled a successful April Fool's prank.
TOP THREE 33
Israeli strikes kill 33, including 13 children in Gaza (Malaysiakini)
Elon Musk sells X to his own xAI for $33 billion in all-stock deal (ABC News)33% increase in used Tesla listings (Business Insider)
Last London bankers to receive bonuses fear the worst after revenues fall 33% (eFinancialCareers)Laos sends 33 officers to Myanmar for earthquake relief efforts (Vietnam Investment Review)VIDEO: Huge fire erupts near Malaysian capital after gas pipeline leak injures 33 (ABS-CBN News / YouTube)Huge fire at Petronas gas pipeline in Malaysia injures 33 (CNBC)Georgia lawmakers pass House Bill 303 to honor the Original 33 (WJCL)
Trump restored funding for Radio Free Europe and reinstated 33 employees for Cuban radio station (The New York Times)
Pittsburgh Zoo gorilla Harry dies at 33 from 'sudden cardiac event' (Pittsburgh-Post Gazette)
Maersk to invest $500m in 33-year Port NY/NJ lease extension (Seatrade Maritime)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Arizona study of 'Jedi Mind Fuck' magic mushrooms clears FDA hurdle (Phoenix News Times)
Arkansas regulators reject Metrc request to reconsider their decision to award a medical cannabis track-and-trace contact to BioTrack THC (Arkansas Online)
Florida appeals court dismisses drug trafficking conviction over lack of testing (Sun-Sentinel)
Kentucky mother's 33-year sentence for child's fentanyl overdose death stands (FOX)
KY Governor Andy Beshear signs bill enacting stricter regulations on hemp beverages (WHAS 11)
Michigan judge finds cannabis testing company launched by former police used unapproved procedures, failed to properly document its activities (Metro Times)
Missouri lawmakers hold back on public defender plans for marijuana money (Missouri Independent)
Medical cannabis bill awaits amendment as possible green light to full Nebraska Legislature (Nebraska Examiner)
Attorneys argue against preemption lawsuit targeting Nebraska medical cannabis law (Nebraska Examiner)
Korean National Assembly approves legislation to increase penalties for enticing or soliciting people to use illegal drugs (Korea BioMed)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us AC/DC's Back in Black.
Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
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Why Trump's tariffs could actually be good for Bitcoin (CoinDesk)
What Trump 'Liberation Day' means for Bitcoin, crypto markets (Decrpt.co)
Bitcoin investor buys an entire SpaceX flight for the ultimate polar adventure (The Associated Press)
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING
Woman arrested after being found in bed with dead man laying on top of her (WRDW)Idaho governor signs bill criminalizing public breast exposure and 'truck nuts' (East Idaho News)NJ Police chief accused of pooping by desks, spiking coffee with Viagra (New York Daily News)
Child complains of 'monster' under the bed, babysitter comes face-to-face with man hiding there (AP)
Neighbors call for change after new road design in Montgomery Township, Pennsylvania (CBS Philadelphia)
Buc-ee's sues Missouri travel stop Barc-ee's for trademark infringement (FOX)
Dayton photog finds unique work of art while thrifting (WDTNTV YouTube)
Man has no idea who is putting gallons of urine in his recycling bin - or why ()
It was bacteria, not a miracle, on a Communion wafer in Indiana church (AP)
8 new Corvettes go missing from Kentucky car plant, all found (AP)
Dine-and-dashers thank restaurant on social media (Not the Bee)
Liberty, Missouri 12-year-old becomes youngest female to bowl 300 game in Missouri (KCTV 5 / YouTube)

Episode 377 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Pete Lee

Pete Lee of GWAR, X-Cops and DeMu's The Death of Rock and Roll joins Spencer and Laurien IN THE BOWL with tales of horror and boostable tracks. Get yourself a Nude Podcast App, fill your wallet with some sats and BOOST BOOST BOOST!
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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 378 Producers: ChadF, Boo-Bury,  cottongin, MaryKate-Ultra
Songs played tonight:The Death of Rock and Roll - Long Hard NightstickThe Death of Rock and Roll - The Fun Has Left the PoisonThe Death of Rock and Roll - Pleasure Hound
Intro/Outro: White Bat Audio - Soma / Junkie
Mentioned shows:
Homegrown HitsNo AgendaAbs 'n a 6-Pack (ShitMyAss.com)

Episode 376 ★ Creek or a Creek

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Intro/Outro: HurricaneTurtle - Stargate
BOWLS WITH BUDS FRIDAY ft. PETE LEE @ 8PM Central
Bitcoin Tarot Cards (Geyser)
HyperSpaceOut games SUNDAY 7PM EST
Check out M. Andrew Jones' work, especially The Story of Number
Listen to the latest bitpunk.fm on your favorite Nude Podcast App - recorded straight from cassette! 
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever touched a snake.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever hired a lawyer.
TOP THREE 33
'Terrible surprise': 33 Air New Zealand employees fighting company's Covid policy (RNZ)
US energy storage installations grow 33% year-over-year (PV Magazine International)
33 guns intercepted by TSA at Huntsville (AL) International Airport in 2024, 130 found statewide (WHNT)
Nagpur, India violence: 50 held, 33 cops injured as curfew continues after clashes (Hindustan Times)Greenpeace ordered to pay over $660 million for defaming oil company (Zero Hedge)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Over 33 quintals of ganja seized in Gajapati (Times of India)33 tonnes of meth seized in Malaysia's biggest drug bust (Free Malaysia Today)
Will County, Illinois police find 33 pounds of meth/cocaine, heroin, 14 guns in Lockport home (Shaw Local)
DEA shares David Krumholtz cannabinoid hyperemesis story (Page Six)
Colorado Governor Jared Polis could sign a bill to let doctors prescribe a form of psilocybin if it ever gets federal approval from the FDA
Maryland Governor Wes Moore, legislative leaders agree on 33% cannabis tax hike (Cannabis Business Times)
US Supreme Court asked to take up case challenging Mississippi's ban on medical pot business advertising (Action News 5)
New York Governor Kathy Hochul signs legislation building on state marijuana farmers market program (Marijuana Moment)
METAL MOMENT
No MM tonight, folks!
Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
2 million sat Ring of Fire coming up, email spencer@bowlafterbowl.com
"Moscow Time"
Ross Ulbricht eBay tweet (XCancel)
L0la L33Tz Chainalysis (njump)
Spot bitcoin ETFs record seven-day inflow streak with signs of 'improving macro conditions' (The Block)
The FAIR Act would protect Bitcoin holders (Bitcoin Magazine)
Arizona House Rules Committee approves two different Bitcoin Reserve bills (Cointelegraph)
HB1203 Oklahoma's Bitcoin Reserve bill approved (OK Legislature)
Kentucky Bitcoin Rights Bill signed into law HB701 (Kentucky.gov)
KC Bitcoiners Coffee Meetup March 28th at 7:30 AM at Thou Mayest
Bitcoin Blockparty APRIL 26th at 2:00 pm at RJ's Bob-be-que
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING
Bald eagle who went viral for incubating rock dies after fierce storms in Missouri (The Guardian)South Carolina apartment complex holds vigil for Walter the alligator (ABC News 4 YouTube)Utah driver injured after hitting turkey (FOX)
United Airlines flight to China diverted to San Francisco after pilot forgets passport (NBC News)
NJ man's lawsuit claims crew forced him out of plane bathroom, exposing his genitalia (FOX)
Lady drowns dog in airport bathroom to board flight (New York Post)
Indiana woman found alive in car after 6 days, faces long recovery (FOX)
Florida man in "I never argue" shirt got arrested for...you guessed it (Not the Bee)Wolfdog becomes most expensive dog ever sold (Not the Bee)
Family outraged after girl receives monkey, toilet with fake poop as school prize (FOX 11 Los Angeles YouTube)
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Episode 375 ★ That Joke's No No

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Intro/Outro: Night Lovers - GSD ft. Tellingbass
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever rode a ferry.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever touched a snake.
TOP THREE 33
Severe Weather: At least 33 people killed as tornadoes, dust storms hammer the south (Rolling Stone)
Russia launches 90 drones on Ukraine overnight: 47 shot down, 33 go off radar (Pravada)
Canada allocated over 33 million Euros to the Ukraine Energy Support Fund the day before the US withdrew (Babel)
Global trade hits record $33 trillion in 2024, driven by services and developing economies (UN Trade and Development)
Pakistan train siege over; 21 passengers, all 33 militants killed, says Army (CNBC)
Deadly measles outbreak: 223 cases now in Texas, 33 in New Mexico (Houston Chronicles)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
President Donald Trump formally nominates Terry Cole as Drug Enforcement Administration administrator (Department of Justice)
Senate passes Halt All Lethal Trafficking of Fentanyl Act, goes heading back to the House for a procedural vote where it is expected to pass again (Drug Policy)
US Forest Service tells CA Department of Fish and Wildlife it will not proceed with a nearly $1 million grant awarded by the state to support efforts to remove waste from illicit marijuana growing operations on federal land (Politico)
Food and Drug Administration sends warning letter to California company over its injectable CBD product (FDA)
Massachusetts Cannabis Commission extends period of time delivery licenses are restricted to social equity applicants for another year (Commonwealth Beacon)
Judge rules Minnesota can prosecute marijuana crimes on reservations even after legalization (Minnesota Reformer)
Missouri Division of Cannabis Regulation revises stance, limits medical marijuana patients from purchasing as recreational consumers (Greenway Magazine)
New York lawmakers file legislation to reduce consumption of cannabis edibles by children (Long Island)
South Dakota Gov. Larry Rhoden signs bill defelonizing the ingestion of illegal drugs on first, second offenses (South Dakota Searchlight)
Appeals court to take up Bell County, Texas' lawsuit against Killeen voter-approved local decriminalization policy on April 1 (KDH News)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Rainbow's Man on the Silver Mountain.
Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
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No Bullshit Bitcoin
Leak reveals Russia is quietly priming Bitcoin, crypto for a price bombshell (Forbes)
Michael Saylor's Strategy makes smallest Bitcoin purchase on record (Cointelegraph)
Samourai case update (XCancel) 
KC Meetups City Barrel Pizza + Patio
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING
33-acre swath of Beverly Hills hits market for $175M (Mansion Global)
Michigan judge wanted Walmart shoplifters to wash cars but his boss stepped on the hose (The Associated Press)
*South Carolina community holds vigil for Walter
 (WCIV-TV YouTube)
Virginia tunnel girl granted permit to keep tunneling
(FOX)
Man, dog find prohibition-era stash of whisky on New Jersey beach  (FOX)
Switzerland buys $117 million luxury jet too big for capital's runways or hangars (Not the Bee)
Connecticut man rescued after being locked in room for 20 years by father, stepmother (NOt the Bee)Shelter worker scoured bin of dog vomit for human toes to sell for $400 on black market (The Sydney Morning Herald)
China's first corgi police dog loses bonus after sleeping on the job (Euronews)
Men with pythons wanted for Tennessee gas station theft (WKRN)