Bowl After Bowl

Episode 238 ★ I Want To Go Poop

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl producers: TrailChicken, WidowGarrett, SeeDubs, harvhat, StevenB, Boolysteed, NAMillennial, Kyrin Down, N4VX, Dirty Jersey Whore, HeyCitizen, RevCyberTrucker, piranesi, marykateultra, makeheroism, Fletcher, Boo-Bury
Thank you to M. Andrew Jones for joining us in the Bowl for his first Bowls With Buds!
Intro/Outro: Severance - Karl Casey at White Bat Audio
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Fold card no longer allowing PayPal sat stack hacks
Bitcoin Product Learning Club
KC Bitcoiners' Bitcoin & Coffee on Friday and Tuesday Beers With Bitcoiners
TOP THREE 33
Trump Truth.Social post vs. 34 in the headlines (CBS) 
India's power output grows at fastest pace in 33 years, fueled by coal (Reuters)
Man eating only McDonald's for 100 days says he's lost 33 pounds so far (TODAY)
33-year-old woman whose body was found in Winnipeg landfill climbed into bin before it was taken to dump (CBC News)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Another federal court rules banning pot consumers from possessing guns is unconstitutional (Marijuana Moment)
US Sentencing Commission approves amendment to treat prior pot possession offenses more leniently (Marijuana Moment)
DEA moves to temporarily place six synthetic cannabinoids in Schedule 1 (Federal Register)Washington, D.C. institutes a medical pot sales tax holiday from April 15-24 -- again! (WUSA9)
Phoenix, Arizona officials inspecting pot facilities amid complaints over strong smell (Fox10 Phoenix)
Green Thumb deal to sell medical marijuana at Florida gas stations on hold amid litigation (MJ Biz Daily)
Pot doctor sues Florida after being cleared in undercover investigation (Tallahassee Democrat)
Former Michigan marijuana board head, speaker charged with bribery (ABC 13)Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 223: Sorry, Wrong Spell
Kansas City mayor "thanks y'all for the weed tax money" (The Center Square)
Legalization forces police departments to re-evaluate K9 programs (KMOV4)
Missouri on track to break sales record, hitting $1 billion (KSDK)
Hoboken, New Jersey City Council asks state to ban Delta-8 THC (TAPinto)
New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham signs bill creating expungement process (NMLegis.gov) 
Years-long federal investigation leads to black market marijuana bust in Oklahoma (KOCO)
South Carolina judge rejects State Law Enforcement Division's request to reconsider a civil penalty she applied in a lawsuit over the destruction of a hemp crop (The Post and Courier)Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 229: Wake Up and Like Cock
Girlfriend smuggles vape cartridges into Wisconsin Community Reintegration Center (FOX 6 Milwaukee) 
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Iced Earth's cover of Highway to Hell.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever had something in their butt.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a tattoo.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
78-year-old bank heist suspect: 'I didn't mean to scare you' (Associated Press)
Man in China jailed for scaring neighbor's 1,100 chickens to death amid feud (FOX)
Mississippi woman charged with having sex with dog says she was 'forced'(Leader Call) 
Man playing Pokemon GO finds stolen Dairy Queen giant spoon (FOX)
Pennsylvania man strips naked after leading chase with stolen school bus (FOX)
Groom killed after bride's ex-lover gifted sound system rigged with explosives (VICE)
New species of poisonous birds discovered in New Guinea jungle by Danish researchers (FOX)
Wildlife officials stumped as mysterious animal caught on Texas trail camera (FOX)
Michigan family welcomes first girl born in more than 130 years (FOX)
New York museum building world's largest Donkey Kong arcade machine (UPI)
Join us on 4/20 for a Bowls With Buds with MaryKateUltra and MakeHeroism!

Episode 237 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ M. Andrew Jones

Author M. Andrew Jones joins us in the Bowl talking about his works and process.
You can follow him on No Agenda Social @memetroll
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Producers: harvhat, N4VX, Clip Custodian, Boo-Bury
Intro/Outro: Kubbi - Ember
Scott McKenzie / Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock

Episode 236 ★ Quail Direct

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 236 Producers: Kevin S, harvhat, Dame TrailChicken, NetNed, Lavish, SeeDubs, dag,  HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, Phifer, Fletcher
Check out the latest Bowls With Buds featuring MouseyBear and Tjunta!
Join us FRIDAY for another Bowls With Buds ft. M. Andrew Jones at 9 PM Central.
Intro/Outro: Mike Chino - Dream Chaser
Check out the SXXY dental hygienist in the Behind the Sch3m3s newsletter
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Voltage
BlueWallet sunsets their custodial lightning wallet service
Ring of Fire #14 Complete
Paxful returns 9 BTC in lost Celsius funds (Bitcoin Magazine) 
RESTRICT Act (Coin Center)
US Government seized Bitcoin sales tracker
RoboSats breaks its record
TOP THREE 33
At least 33 dead, dozens more injured as tornadoes hit Midwest, South and Northeast (CBS News)
33 people cited during homeless camp cleanup (FOX Colorado Springs)
Authorities are investigating 33 swimmers for allegedly harassing dolphins in Hawaii (NPR)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Smoakland is testing a loophole to sell cannabis by credit card (Tech Crunch)
FDA approves first over-the-counter Naloxone nasal spray (FDA.gov)
Previously discussed the fast tracking on Bowl After Bowl Episode 215: Funny Little Smurf
NBA will no longer penalize marijuana use, report says (Forbes)
San Jose police union executive charged with attempted illegal importation of fentanyl analogue (US Attorney's Office)
Idaho Department of Health and Wellness is being sued over its policy of placing pregnant women who test positive for THC on the Child Protection Central Registry (Law360 w/paywall)
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear signs medical legalization bill into law (Courier-Journal) 
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear signs bill decriminalizing fentanyl test strips (Kentucky Lantern)
Missourians vote on additional pot tax today (STL Today)
New York awards 99 additional dispensary licenses (NY.gov)
New York Office of Cannabis Management releases legal weed navigating video (YouTube)
Pennsylvania lawmakers takes drug test to prove DUI laws unfair (6 ABC)
Texas man bragged about stealing from cartel, now he's missing (Fort Worth Star-Telegram)
Governor Spencer Cox signs bill creating Center for Medicinal Cannabis Research within the University of Utah (NORML)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Machine Head's Message in a Bottle cover.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever sat on a heated seat.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had something in my butt.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Wild turkeys attacking Cambridge, MA residents (Fox)
Texas man claims little boy's ghost pushed shopping cart into his car (Fox)
Employee fired, arrested for allegedly urinating twice in city's water supply (Fox)
Florida man always smells like alcohol (TODAY)
Missouri eagle incubating rock (Fox)
Repossessed car slams into Roswell home (Fox)
Oregon man chases pedestrians with forklift (Fox)
Ramen shop owner bans smartphones (CNN)
San Francisco time capsule opened (SF Gate)
Dad accidentally orders 60 pairs of reading glasses because he couldn't quite see the website (Not the Bee)
See you back in the Bowl Friday with an M. Andrew Jones Bowls With Buds!

Episode 235 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ MouseyBear and Tjunta

MouseyBear and Tjunta are back in the Bowl for another Bowls With Buds!
Listen to their previous Bowls With Buds appearance on Episode 140
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 235 Producers: harvhat, Boo-Bury, Boolysteed, makeheroism, MaryKateUltra, cottongin, piranesi, NetNed
Intro/Outro: e s c p - Pendulum
Mentioned Links:
FallingFruit.org / RockAuto.com
The Waluigi Effect
MusicSideProject / Wavlake

Episode 234 ★ These Are Coming

VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 234 Producers: harvhat, Boo-Bury, Fletcher, TrailChicken, seedubs, HeyCitizen, Dirty Jersey Whore, Boolysteed
Shoutout to makeheroism and marykateultra for the goodies.
Tune in FRIDAY at 9 PM Central when Tjunta and Mouseybear are BACK in the Bowl for another Bowls With Buds!
Intro/Outro: Sugar - Vibe Tracks
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
How Africans are Using Bitcoin Without Internet Access (Forbes) 
Bitcoin Product Community
Economic Report (White House) 
Von Wong's Skull of Satoshi
Ring of Fire #14
TOP THREE 33
33 charged in massive investigation into drugs, violence in Baltimore (WBAL-TV 11)
Man accused of stabbing victim 33 times on Las Vegas bus (KIRO 7)
Public assistance fraud charges filed against 33 people in Pennsylvania (WGAL)
A large US Navy research vessel that once belonged to late Microsoft billionaire Paul Allen tipped over - injuring 33 people - and is stuck at a 45 degree angle (Yahoo) 
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Afroman being sued by sheriffs who raided his home (TMZ) You can read the complaint for damages and injunctive relief here and watch the full Afroman VladTV interview here (YouTube)
Xavier Becerra has no updates on pot scheduling (KDKA / CBS) 
D.C. expands medical program (Marijuana Moment)
California legislature's Joint Legislative Audit Committee investigates licensing corruption (LA Times)
Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signs bill allowing state licensng authority to embargo and destroy pot (Leg.Colorado.gov) 
Tallahassee, Florida mayor and city commission clash over police department's decision not to fire officer who tested positive for methamphetamines (CityandStateFL.com) 
Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear signs bill regulating delta-8 (Courier-Journal)
Metrc expands track-and-trace government contract with Maryland (Globe Newswire)
Massachusetts regulators putting out 'a series of fires' after data breach (WGBH)
MCR Labs sends three-page letter to MA Cannabis Commissioners regarding unannounced inspection last Tuesday (@GrantSmithEllis / Twitter)
You can check out all of Grant Ellis Smith's work on his Patreon
MI Attorney General issues 12 warrants for dispensary break-ins (Michigan.gov)
St. Louis County Council considers revising its "Clean Air Code" to prevent people from smoking pot in parks (Fox 2 Now)
North Dakota Gov. Doug Burgum signed a bill into law allowing people receiving hospice care to self-certify as medical patients to expedite their access to relief (NDLegis.gov)
Oregon cannabiz challenges state's ban on interstate commerce, asks federal judge to let it be heard after state files motion to dismiss (Marijuana Moment)
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem vetoes bill allowing hemp products to have up to 5% THC (news.sd.gov)
Kids taken from black family in Tennessee to remain in state custody (Tennessee Lookout)
Noem signs bill adding debilitating conditions  to medical qualifiers while prohibiting pregnant and breastfeeding women from getting recommendations, restricting doctors' financial relationships with cannabiz (Mylrc.sdlegislature.gov)
METAL MOMENT
The Rev CyberTrucker brings us Me First and the Gimme Gimmes' Somewhere Over the Rainbow cover.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever planted something.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever sat on a heated seat.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Greenland to stay in daylight saving time forever (Associated Press)
Florida principal resigns after students shown David (USA Today) 
Two escape jail, go to IHOP where patrons report them (AP)
Man found living in Washington homeowner's attic after residents smelled cigarette smoke (Fox) 
5 boys rescued from NYC tunnel (AP)
Massachusetts man gets 4.5 year sentence for role in $8 million online romance scam (AP)
Owl stuck in Ohio chimney sets off carbon monoxide alarm (Fox) 
Colorado fishermen ordered to pay $1,100 each after catching 463 pounds of Michigan fish (Fox)
NY man calling himself 'Baby Danielle' breaks into daycare, leaves staff bizarre notes about diapers (Fox)
Florida threesome turns violent after woman mocks couple's genitals (The Smoking Gun)
JOIN US FRIDAY FOR A MOUSEYBEAR AND TJUNTA BOWLS WITH BUDS!

Episode 233 ★ Two People in a Roast

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Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 233 Producers: harvhat, makeheroism, N4VX, Sharky, SircussMedia, Boolysteed, cbrooklyn112, Lavish, Phifer, HeyCitizen, Seedubs, Dirty_Jersey_Whore, Boo-Bury
Listen to our LIT late night Bowls With Buds with iso-loving Cottongin!
Check out FloydianSlip's Podcasting 4 Value Episode 30: NOSTR Your Average Podcast featuring an intro from Able and The Wolf's Stay Awhile. 
Intro/Outro: Punch Deck - VHS Heroes
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Kevin O'Leary on Fox Business (Twitter) 
Balaji bet (Twitter) 
Ring of Fire #14 Update
mempool / Clark Moody Dashboard / whatthefee.io 
TOP THREE 33
First Republic shares slid almost 33% after deposit infusion, dragging down other regional banks (CNBC)
Nor'Easter pounds Massachusetts, dumps 33 inches of snow in spots (Boston Herald)
33 alleged gang members facing charges including murder in Queens (ABC 7 NY)
Bradford County (FL) Sheriff's deputies charge 33 people in drug bust (WCJB / ABC)
Out of the Massachusetts Legislature's 33 joint committees, not one filed its rules on time (WBUR)
Mobile sports bets booming - wagers now open in 33 states (Northern Nevada Business Weekly)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
White House announces over $275 million for law enforcement officials working to disrupt drug trafficking and dismantle illicit finance operations (WH.gov)
The President's Fiscal Year 2024 Budget with Treasury Secretary Janet L. Yellen (United States Senate Committee on Finance) 
Senate Session 61 on March 14, 2023 (Congress.gov)...clickable link here
US Department of Justice files brief in lawsuit over government ban preventing medical patients from owning firearms
Arkansas Supreme Court upholds regulators' decision to grant additional cultivation licenses (Arkansas Times) 
Massachusetts Cannabis Control Commission releases agent data by accident in public records request (Mass Cannabis Control)
Louisiana judge blocks regulators from taking hemp products off store shelves (The Advocate)Previously discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 231: I Like the Pole
New York pot regulators sued by the big players (Syracuse)
NYC sheriff deputies' union questions legality of their pot shop busts (The City)
Black family fights to get their kids back from Tennessee Department of Children's Services (Tennessee Lookout)
San Marcos, Texas police refuse to institute policy change following decriminalization (KUT 90.5)
Virginia Appeals Court rules pot odor not probable cause to search parked car (Virginia Lawyers Weekly)
UN's International Narcotics Control Board suggests US federal government force states to repeal legalization to maintain compliance with global drug treaties (UNIS)
Taliban bans cultivation of hemp and pot in Afghanistan (TRT World)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Butcher Babies' Beaver Cage.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever got spanked.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever planted something.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Mountain lion claws man in Colorado hot tub (Associated Press) 
Florida man charged after allegedly slapping woman's face with pizza slice (Fox)
Cemetery staff take out personal ad for goose whose mate died (CBS News)
Firefighters rescue man pinned underneath 2,000-pound safe (Fox)
North Carolina man started by 8-foot-long alligator hiding in attic during home inspection (Fox) 
Woman reunited with camera, photos she lost 13 years ago in river (Fox)
Dead cat left in New Jersey resident's mailbox, prompting police investigation (Fox)
Mystery of pink wastewater in Idaho Springs solved: 20 gallons of concentrated pink dye is the culprit (CBS Colorado)
Los Angeles residents getting mystery Uber Eats deliveries (KTLA 5)
Family on Florida vacation reels in great white shark (WSVN) 

Episode 232 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ cottongin

Cottongin is back for his first solo Bowls With Buds talking Isobot, Dunkies and Eagle Scouts! 
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Producers: makeheroism, N4vx, Boo-Bury, harvhat, SirVo, Lavish, oma
Intro/Outro: Kubbi - Overworld
Links mentioned: 
Episode 190 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Cottongin and Lavish
Adam TWiT rap / Adam pulls gun
OpenAI Whisper
mempool
Rocketbook

Episode 231 ★ I Like the Pole

VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 231 Producers: CMike, NA Millennial, harvhat, cbrooklyn112, Boo-Bury, Seedubs, Phifer, coinrunner7, cottongin, Boolysteed, Pheonix, makeherosim, HeyCitizen, Dirty Jersey Whore, Lavish, NetNed
INTRO/OUTRO: Lensko - Circles
Check out Sunday's Bowls With Buds featuring Ben Owens!
Tune in THIS SUNDAY March 19, 2023 at 9 PM CDT for a Cottongin Bowls With Buds!
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
California financial regulator takes possession of Silicon Valley Bank (DFPI.ca.gov)
Joint Statement by the Department of the Treasury, Federal Reserve, and FDIC
KC Bitcoiners' Bitcoin & Coffee THIS FRDIAY March 17, 2023
TOP THREE 33
Patient had to wait 33 hours for a hospital bed in Hull, figures show (Hull Daily Mail)
'Imported food to SUVs': Pakistan government imposes 25% sales tax on 33 items (Mint)
33 Senate Democrats join Republicans to block DC crime bill (The Hill)
Drugs burnt to ashes by Narcotics Control Bureau of India (MIRROR NOW / YouTube)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
President Joe Biden's Fiscal Year 2024 budget request proposes banning Washington, D.C. from allowing pot sales (NPR)
Justice Department backs proposal to update pot possession guidelines at US Sentencing Commission hearing (United States Sentencing Commission)
Cory Booker probes Merrick Garland on pot policy (Forbes / YouTube)
US Department of Health and Human Services head Xavier Becerra sent response letter to bipartisan members of the Congressional Cannabis Caucus (Marijuana Moment)
NORML Executive Director Erik Altieri stepping down
Church of Cannabis accuses Denver of infringing on their First Amendment rights (Daily Mail) 
A 'shell' bill to regulate Delta-8 THC rushes through Kentucky House (Kentucky Lantern)
Louisiana's largest CBD manufacturer sues state to keep products on shelf (The Advertiser)
Missouri courts concerned they won't meet expungement processing deadlines without lawmakers providing more funding (Missouri Independent)
Watchdog not giving St. Louis County Council free pass on weed tax proposal (STL Today)
North Dakotans with priors receive postcard to apply for Illinois dispensary license (The Forum)
Oklahoma Governor Kevin Stitt Weekly Press Conference 3/10/23 (YouTube)
South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem signs two pot bills into law (SD.gov)
Texas Agriculture Commissioner Sid Miller appeared on the Lonestar Collective podcast Episode 77 (TX Canna Co)
Bolivia seeks UN to end global coca leaf ban (Jornada) 
METAL MOMENT
The Rev CyberTrucker brings us Emil & Dariel's Chop Suey (System of a Down) cover.
VOTE in the Rev's poll to help determine next week's Metal Moment!
FIRST TIME I EVER...
This week, Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever went through DARE.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got spanked.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Motorist caught 33 times without insurance appeals sentence after committing same offense (Irish Examiner)
'Cocaine cat' escaped owner, will now live in Cincinnati Zoo (Associated Press)
82-year-old charged with sale of fake Michael Jordan rookie cards (Insider)
Trucker records creepy ghost-like figure on Arizona highway while driving alone (Fox) 
Kansas boy finds rare pink grasshopper in yard (Fox)
Man catches carp in flooded Watsonville, CA road (Fox)
Spanish judge orders man to pay ex-wife $215k for 25 years of housework (Fox)
Utah bank robber steals $1, demands to go to federal prison (Fox)
Missing Illinois man found 8 months later, dead in closet with Christmas decorations (Fox)
People upset over Florida beach nudists (Fox) 
JOIN US SUNDAY FOR A COTTONGIN BOWLS WITH BUDS!