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Episode 112 ★ Where Would You Suck?

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CRYPTO COGNIZANCE
DuhLaurien is officially a podcaster with a node. She gave her Umbrel node an alias and set the color with a little help from SirSpencer.
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TOP THREE 33
NYC man, 33, is arrested after lying to cops that a 7-year-old boy with Down syndrome was in the back of his stolen Ford Mustang so that it would be 'found quicker'33 arrested in Las Vegas Valley sex offender operation ahead of Halloween weekendDutch prosecutors investigate 33 deaths in 'suicide powder' case
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33 deaths: Idaho, Oklahoma, Kentucky, New Jersey, 
33 new cases: Ontario, Page County (IA), Tippecanoe County (IN), Wichita County (TX), Hawaii, New Brunswick, Cattaraugus County (NY)
Lee Health (Fort Myers) reports 33 COVID-19 patients Friday morning
33 test positive in Valencia High School (Los Angeles) COVID outbreak
Karnataka (India) school shut after 33 students test Covid positive
Maine Lives Lost: Bethany Ferguson, loving mother, dies of COVID-19 at age 33
Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services removes COVID-19 hotspot advisories from 33 counties
Navajo Nation: No COVID-related deaths, 21st time in 33 daysDisney locked 33,000 people inside their Shanghai park to do mass COVID testing
Picture allegedly shows MIQ staff chasing after 33-year-old Covid-positive escapee
US Bank robbed in Kansas City on Tuesday
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
A new military-funded study from the RAND Corporation found Army recruits granted a waiver for marijuana "perform no worse" than other soldiers and are "less likely to separate as the result of health or performance concerns"Study finds government grown marijuana used in research is genetically closer to hemp than weed sold in dispensaries
A study of cannabis vaporizer cartridges indicated that “chromium, copper, nickel, as well as smaller amounts of lead, manganese, and tin migrate into the cannabis oil and inhaled vapor phase, resulting in a possible acute intake of an amount of inhaled metals above the regulatory standard of multiple governmental bodies” and that “non-cartridge heating methods of cannabis flower and concentrate were compared, and results indicate that the heating device itself is a source of metal contamination.”
US Cannabis Council hosted several black marijuana entrepreneurs at an event titled "UNSAFE Banking & Cannabis: The Real-Life Impact on Public Safety and Social Equity" in response to Sen. Cory Booker, Chuck Schumer, and others who have resisted advancing legislation that simply protects banks from working with state-legal cannabusinesses while broader justice-focused legalization is still pending
Idaho's hemp plan and Michigan's revised hemp plan got federal approvalTwo more Illinois companies sue state over cannabis licensing process13 Mainers are charged in a conspiracy to use medical grow houses to illegally sell $13 million worth of weed
Oregon regulators posted a draft letter asking legislative leaders to create a subcommittee on Cannabis and Healthcare and to stop working to transfer authority for the designated grower programPennsylvania lawmaker files bill to create a new category of small mmj cultivators called farmer-growers
South Dakota Legislature's Rules Review Committee passed all but one of the 149 proposals for the state's medical programs which will be in effect when cards are issued this month
South Dakota legislature's Marijuana Interim Study Committee approved a draft bill to legalize recreational weed
The Tennessee House and Senate, prompted by a district attorney's refusal to prosecute cases concerning simple possession of marijuana, approved legislation to allow the state attorney general to ask for another prosecutor to step in if the one with jursidiction won't enforce a certain law
Texas medical cannabis industry faces hurdles despite 33% patient growth in September
Denton, Texas City Council is considering a decriminalization proposal
British Columbia, Canada applied for federal permission to decriminalize drugs
Italian activists turned in 630,000 signatures to qualify a referendum to legalize personal cultivation of marijuana and psilocybin mushrooms. 
METAL MOMENT
The Rev. CyberTrucker is taking a look at weird instruments in metal this month, kicking things off with the otamatone or DuhLaurien's vag as SeeDubs so lovingly calls it. Here is Rob Scallon's Otamatone Metal.
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FIRST TIME I EVER
 Bowlers call in to share the story of the first time they ever smashed in a graveyard. Next week, we want to hear from YOU about the first time you ever got a job.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Walmart says recalled product linked to deadly infection sold in Missouri, Ilinois
Drone photographer spends 33 days camping with polar bears in Canada
Riverside home's Halloween special effects were so realistic people called 911 to report a house on firePolice warn woman not to wear Halloween costume as protest
Some Florida beaches see record year for sea turtle nests
Asian spider takes hold in Georgia, sends humans scurrying
Roadtrippers buy lottery tickets in 11 states, win $2 million Powerball prize in Virginia
Long-tailed bat wins New Zealand's Bird of the Year/Te Manu Rongonui o te Tau (Maori) contest
Dutch university's rare 'penis plant' blooms
Family history book found at Minnesota thrift store returned to family

Episode 111 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Sir Bemrose

Thank you to The Rev. CyberTrucker, executive producer of Bowl After Bowl Episode 111!
Sir Bemrose of Angry Tech News joins us in the bowl for the first Bowls with Buds LIVE on the No Agenda Stream! TempleOS and ablekirby's boost bait were referenced during the discussion.
 
May your Bowls Burn Ever Brighter!

Episode 110 ★ Spooky Dookie

THANK YOU to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 110's executive producers: Rev. Cyber Trucker, Boo-Bury of Behind the Sch3m3s, cottongin, and Medus of Fun Fact Friday who sent SirSpencer the propeller hat of his dreams!
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TOP THREE 33
33-year-old RI man dies in cement truck incident
33-year-old father of nine killed in Atlanta construction site bridge collapse
Second of two men goes to federal prison for 33 pounds of meth found in Lincoln (NE)
British government records 33  mysterious UFOs in Mereyside
CRYPTO COGNIZANCE
Laurien built an Umbrel node this week and found the process was fairly simple. 
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33 new cases in Champaign County (IL), Knox County (ME), Humboldt County (CA)
33 deaths in Jackson County (MS)
US to defer 33 million Covid vaccine doses to Africa
Springville (AL) man battles Covid-19, recovers after 33 days on ventilator
Louisiana teen vaccinated without parental consent
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Boo-Bury took a trip to the hemp maze mentioned on Bowl After Bowl Episode 103: You Both Glorian Month and sent in a full report!
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Here is a link to the taxpayer-funded medical marijuana ad featuring Kristi Noem, as referenced in Bowl After Bowl Episode 109: No Chase After People  
Court to decide if Kansas can seize cash bound from Missouri medical marijuana sales
After the Texas Department of State Health Services decided delta-8 THC over 0.3% is illegal, a judge denied an initial request to block regulators' ban but the case will get another hearing next month
 Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court agreed to hear a case on the validity of a local marijuana sales ban
Connecticut's attorney general says billboards for MA dispensaries are illegal and wants them down
Rhode Island will hold a lottery for five dispensary licenses this week
New York's Cannabis Control Board voted unanimously to file regulations allowing patients to homegrow up to six plants, indoors or outdoors
A Floria judge sided with Leafly in overturning regulators' ban on using third-party apps to order medical marijuana. You can read the ruling here.
The Montana Supreme Court overturned a man's conviction for transporting weed after finding the arresting officers violated his constitutional right to be free from unreasonable search and seizure
Also in Montana, regulators proposed marijuana rules and will hold a public hearing on November 16. Written comments can be submitted through November 29.
After granting $3.7 million in social equity loans to help licensees get their business started, Oakland marijuana regulators are referring a handful that defaulted to the city's collections department
A study of more than 100 cannabis samples indicated "sativa- and indica-labelled samples were genetically indistinct on a genome-wide scale."
A bipartisan bill, The Medical Marijuana Research Act, was filed last Thursday to remove barriers to conducting research on marijuana by allowing scientists to access weed from state-legal dispensaries
The National Institute on Drug Abuse submitted a report to the Congressional House and Senate Appropriations Committees per request under previously enacted spending legislation outlining the barriers Schedule I classification presents to researching controlled substances like cannabis.
Reminder the dusty man proclaimed October National Youth Substance Use Prevention MonthSour Patch or Stoney Patch? Parents Warned of Cannabis-Laced Halloween Candy
Mondelez suing unknown Stoney Patch gummies makersNPR cites study suggesting teen weed vaping has doubled between 2013 and 2020 to a whopping 8.4% daily users
Americans Against Legalizing Marijuana wrote a blog post agreeing with Parkland shooter Nikolas Cruz who said he believes "this country would do better if everyone would stop smoking marijuana and doing all these drugs," after his guilty plea in court.
Anonymous Apes erected an 8-foot, 2001-pound monolith outside of the DEA headquarters last Wednesday, calling on the agency to evolve its policies on controlled substances
METAL MOMENT
Tonight The Reverend CyberTrucker brings us an opera metal cover with Nightwish's version of Phantom of the Opera. Be sure to vote in The Rev's poll on No Agenda Social and help him pick which unusual instrument to go with for the next Metal Moment!
FIRST TIME I EVER
This week, bowlers called in to talk about the first time they ever had a paranormal experience. Next week, we want to hear about the first time YOU ever smashed in a graveyard. Call, text, send pics: (816) 607-3663
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Ohio unveiled a new license plate featuring the Wright Brothers' first plane, the Wright Flyer, but soon realized they printed 35,000 of them wrongHiker lost for 24 hours ignored calls from rescuers because of unknown number
Georgia man buys $57,789 Pokemon card with COVID-19 relief loan
Venomous caterpillars are being spotted in Missouri
Is TikTok inducing tics?
An Atlantic Croaker caught at Galveston Island State Park in Texas had a tongue-eating louse
Pennsylvania prosecutors drop felony theft charge against a man who underpaid for a bottle of Mountain Dew by 43 cents
100 hippos descended from Pablo Escobar's pet hippos have been recognized as legal persons in the US
Hy-Vee in Plattsmouth, Nebraska broke the Guinness World Record by creating an ice cream sandwich weighing 2,960 pounds
New USA cross-country Cannonball motorcycle record set: coast to coast in 33 hours

Episode 109 ★ No Chase After People

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TOP THREE 33
Massachusetts House plan would create 33 majority minority districts
Governor Hochul (NY) announces $33 million in federal funding to strengthen security for nonprofits facing high risks of terrorism
Rhode Island man sentenced to over 33 years for international drug trafficking
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33 recoveries in Nova Scotia
33 new cases: Kenya, Australia, Juneau (AK)
33 deaths in Oregon
Russia is still being ravaged by COVID-19 with 1,000 deaths a day and only 33% vaccinated
After nearly dying of COVID, 33-year-old Israeli, new mom goes home
Study finds "cannabidiol (CBD) inhibits SARS-Cov-2 spike protein-induced cytotoxicity and inflammation"
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Police in Hayward, California "recover" 33 pounds of marijuana and $8,000 in cash
Student finds edibles in teacher prize box  
Minnesota court rules in two cases medical marijuana is NOT covered under worker's comp because it is federally illegal
Montana regulators filed a draft version of recreational market rules
Chicago City Council members proposed an ordinance requiring dispensaries opening within 1,500 feet of others to provide certified evidence every year that they are indeed social equity applicants
Illinois Supreme Court ordered the consolidation of lawsuits filed by applicants challenging the fairness of the licensing process
Virginia officials sealed more than 64,000 misdemeanor marijuana distribution charges since legalization took effect in July on top of 333,000 cannabis possession records sealed under decriminalization passed in 2020
In California, hundreds of thousands of residents still have publicly available weed-related records the law required to be sealed
Connecticut regulators added Huntington's disease (progressive brain disorder causing muscle problems and involuntary jerking) but rejected anorexia and expanded purchase limits to 3 ounces monthly
Non-flower products released from administrative hold by Missouri Department of Health and Senior Services
Washington state updates list of allowed pesticides
Michigan Senate passes bill to let people with marijuana convictions participate in the medical cannabis industry
November 1st is the start date for South Dakota's medical program, so the Department of Health will release the application process "in the coming days." Next Monday, October 26, the Legislature's Rules Review Committee will hear a second handful of proposed regulations from the Department of Health after the first were rejected. Medical marijuana ads featuring Governor Noem were paid for with tax money meant for marketing against opioid abuse and draft legislation to scrap the existing medical program to create a "compromise" recreational market was filed.
Oregon's Senate president is calling for the National Guard to combat illegal cultivation
Medical weed won't be available in Alabama before 2023
Governor Evers proclaims October 18 as Wisconsin Hemp Day
Bank of America cancelled the account of marijuana and psychedelics researcher Sue Sisley's Scottsdale Research Institute even though they have DEA approval for their studies
Panama legalized medical cannabis
British man sentenced to 25 years in prison in Dubai for possessing CBD vape oil
METAL MOMENT
This week, The Rev. CyberTrucker shares a metal Monster Mash cover by Leo Moracchioli. Tune in again next Tokin' Tuesday to see what spooktacular tunes The Rev has in store for us!
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Tonight, bowlers called in to tell us about the first time they ever went to a spookhouse. Next week, we want to hear from YOU about the first time you ever had a paranormal experience.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
High school halftime show features students in drag
Law banning profanities on Maine license plates went into effect Monday
An Australian vet plead guilty to breaking into an animal shelter to steal back his cat
For the first time ever, an alligator gar was caught in Kansas
$5 thrift vase is worth $15,000
For the first time in 33 months, the Nintendo Switch wasn't the US best selling console -- it was the Playstation 5
300 people got naked for a photactivist's Dead Sea photos
An Israeli scuba diver found an ancient Crusader sword (900 years old)
More than 90 snakes were found under a California home
Surveillance shows how woman died in the back of a police van
 

Episode 108 ★ Hi I‘m Herbert Thursday

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TOP THREE 33
Trump's D.C. hotel hosted foreign officials from 33 countries while he was in office
Tunisia train collision injures 33
Drugs for Erectile Dysfunction Global Market Grows at Rate of 33% Through 2021
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33 new cases: Michigan schools, Humboldt County
33 Pop-Up clinics coming to Bunnings
FL woman got $3.4M COVID grant she never applied for
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Substance abuse raises risks of COVID after vaccination - especially if it's weedSmoking marijuana could lead to breakthrough COVID cases
The dusty man proclaims October to be National Youth Substance Use Prevention Month
Missouri federal judge permanently blocks state from enforcing residency requirements
Missouri secret investigation leads to pulled products in St. LouisKansas City Dutch shepherd seizes $1M cash in a year
Gov. Newsom vetoes bill that would have allowed marijuana billboard ads along most highways in the stateBut he did sign a bill to legalize smokable hemp and allow CBD and other cannabinoid-infused foods, drinks, and cosmetics
Arcata, CA City Council voted unanimously to decriminalize psychedelics and became the third city in the state to do so
As of yesterday, it is illegal for anyone but licensed dispensaries to sell delta-8 THC in Michigan
Oklahoma activists filed two ballot initiatives to legalize recreational, remodel existing medical program
Bipartisan bill filed in PA along with another legalization bill unveiled last Tuesday prioritizing social equity
Transfarmation Project
Ohio Rep Jamie Callendar (R) unveiled a recreational proposal
METAL MOMENT
The Reverend CyberTrucker brings us a metal cover of "Sweet Transvestite" from the cult classic Rocky Horror Picture Show as performed by Aiden Malacaria.
First Time I Ever...
Bowlers called in to discuss the first time they ever carved a pumpkin. Next week, we want to hear about the first time YOU ever went to a spookhouse.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Convicted sheriff gives jail 5-star reviewSpending a long time in space appears to cause brain damageJack in the Box employee called hero after giving woman a box of ranch
Sophia, the first android with citizenship, now wants to have a robot babyMan suspected of robbing a SoCal bank was arrested when he returned to try and rob the same branch the next day
Bonner Springs, Kansas swore in a new feline officer
Rare two-headed diamondback terrapin turtle hatched two weeks ago, now lives at MA wildlife center
Bosnian rotating house, a monument of love to man's wife
Hot tub on wheels: suit says party vehicle lacks pool permit
CA man sues L.A. psychic for fraud

Episode 107 ★ Toilets Higher Up

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TOP THREE 33
Jeopardy contestant reaches second-place on the "Jeopardy!" all-time consecutive win list with his 33rd straight win
33 New York State Senators Criticize "Outrageous" IATSE Work Conditions, Ask Studios to Negotiate in "Good Faith"-- go Behind the Screen with Behind the Sch3m3s Episode 64: Gaped Hell Hole
33 dogs and 2 chickens seized (FL), man faces 22 counts of cruelty to animals
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33 deaths: Chicago, Nevada, Italy, Egypt, St. Vincent and the Grenadines, UK
33 new cases: Canberra (Australia), Centre County (PA), Washington County (NY), Dubois County (IN), Fauquier (VA) New Zealand
CA Mother of two dies at 33 from COVID-19Gujarat's (India) Covid cases rise by 33% in just four weeks
33 employees of University of Vermont Health Network Hospitals depart organizations due to vaccine mandate
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State Line Road Bank of America robbery
Nurse accused of taking fetanyl from two KC-area hospitalsHouse Judiciary Committee passes MORE Act after delaying its discussion to a No Agenda Show Day
Schumer appears on Ethan Nadelmann's podcast PSYCHOACTIVE  
Bay Area's Biggest Bust
Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission found 44% of hemp farms in Jackson and Josephine County growing illegal marijuana
Drug possession de-felonized in Rhode Island
Florida doctor accuses state health officials of breaking the law to create fake records in a sting operation
Haverhill, Massachusetts charging $1.3 million in "impact fees" to the three cannabusinesses operating in its city limits with $866,000 earmarked for policing
South Carolina licensed hemp farmer suing law enforcement for cutting down cropSouth Dakota's Medical Marijuana Subcommittee voted 6-4 to eliminate home cultivationNew York misses deadline for homegrow rules
Ohio voters in more than a dozen municipalities will decide on local ballot measures to decriminalize marijuana next month
The Kansas Cannabis Chamber of Commerceformed
Push underway for constitutional amendment to legalize marijuana in New Hampshire
Seattle became the largest city to decriminalize psychedelics
METAL MOMENT
The Rev welcomes spooky season with a Beetlejuice cover by Girlz Melon. Help decide our next Metal Moment by voting in The Rev's next poll! And if you want to make a quick $50, put together a metal jingle!
FIRST TIME I EVER...
This week's #FTIE was the first time I ever hit on someone.  Next week, we want to hear about the first time YOU ever carved a pumpkin.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Britney Spears posts 33 nudes after dad steps down from conservatorship
Trey Parker and Matt Stone struck a deal to buy Casa Bonita for $3.1 million 
Catfish eaten before being verified can't qualify for record-- original story: Bowl After Bowl Episode 106: The Ocean People
Major flea infestation shuts 2 Oakland schools for cleaning
Cosplayer Charged with ManslaughterTennessee bear steals 33-pound package of fish bond chemicals off porch
Freak Winemaking Accident Kills Four in Italy'Missing' Turkish man joined search party for himself
Ghost Town Resurfaces at Utah's Rockport Reservoir   After Drought
French cop suicide note identifies self as Pockmarked Man, a serial killer
 
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Episode 106 ★ Just Started Drug Use

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Thank you to Episode 106's executive producers, Boo-Bury of Behind the Sch3m3s, Fletcher, and cottongin. Give a listen to Fletcher and Blaney in Hog Story Episode 222 with the Podfather Adam Curry as a guest.
Congratulations to SirSirSeatSitter and the Mrs. on the birth of their first human resource today! Here is a link to the Dunston baby language segment on Oprah.
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TOP THREE 33
33 of 39 miners trapped underground in Northern Ontario are safeEx-California pastor gets 14 years after $33 million fraud schemeIndian teen allegedly raped by 33 men over 8 months
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33 new cases: Illinois, Scioto County (OH), Hawaii, East Haven (CT) Schools
33 deaths inGreece which also has 331 patients currently on ventilators
33 South Dakota lawmakers stand against mandates
33 vaccinated people who live or work at a Colville, WA nursing center caught COVID over last 30 days; one died
NJ teacher arrested for allegedly submitting forged doctor's note about masks
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
House Bill 2050 to legalize weed in Pennsylvania introduced todayKansas City approved an ordinance preventing pre-employment marijuana testing for most government jobsLegal costs now top $6.7 million for Missouri's Department of Health and Senior ServicesMissouri's track and trace system 'inadvertently' put products on hold this week
Montana is on track for a January 1, 2022 recreational retail debutBUT Montana is prohibiting dispensaries from selling hemp-derived CBD Missoula County voters will approve or deny a 3% sales tax on weed Washington Supreme Court reverses 2017 decision that let Chelan County Shut Down Seven Hills FarmVermont Supreme Court holds couple caught with mushrooms and weed are protected by state constitutionIllinois hit with three more cannabiz lawsuitsFormer Maryland delegate Don Murphy wrote an op-ed in support of a free market for cannabusinesses
The California State Fair Cannabis Competition and Awards are set for 2022Dallas Cowboys' right tackle, La'el Collins, was suspended after trying to bribe the league's drug-test collector
FBI loosened its marijuana policy for applicants earlier this summer but added a new restriction: anyone who has used weed more than 24 times as an adult is disqualified  
House Judiciary Committee voting on MORE Act tomorrow
US Department of Agriculture published a report on China's hemp import policiesHouse advances SAFE Banking Act as part of the must-pass National Defense Authorization ActIRS launched a program aimed at helping businesses pay their federal taxes properly under 280E, the section that disallows standard business deductions
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, The Reverend CyberTrucker brings us to Norway with. Go vote in his poll to help decide what we'll be listening to next week!
FIRST TIME I EVER
This week's #FTIE was the First Time I Ever met an asshole celebrity. Next week, we want to hear from YOU about the first time you ever hit on someone.
FUCK IT, DUDE.  LET'S GO BOWLING.
Doctors intrigued by 33-year-old man who jizzed out of butthole for two yearsAspiring adult film star dies after third illegal butt lift 
Rhode Island farmhouse that inspired The Conjuring for sale, although the haunting is likely based upon a false story
Housing market so hot, a house with extensive fire damage is listed for $399k in Boston suburb
Rare orange lobster saved and donated to an Arizona aquariumFlorida man tries to trade in a vehicle to the dealership he stole it from14 tons of DiGiorno Crispy Pan Crust pepperoni pizza recalled due to misbrandingFuneral home mixes up body in casket  
Chipotle customer pulls gun after being told location was closing earlyArtwork or nuisance? RIP Raytown, Missouri's Goose Woman...or not?

Episode 105 ★ The Ocean People

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TOP THREE 33
Publix donates 33 million pounds of produce to Feeding American food banks
33% of Denver's population is facing food insecurity
After 33 years, parents of brain-damaged kids get to express disgust with Florida program
CAN'T STOP COOFING
A Michigan meteorologist of 33 years was fired for not getting a COVID shot, and you can read his Facebag statement here
US reopens air travel from 33 countries, but Canadian border remains closed
Alabama's COVID hospitalizations drop by 33% in 3 weeks
In first post-Ida data release, NOLA Public Schools report 33 COVID-19 cases
At least 33 Kentucky K-12 school employees have reportedly died of COVID since 2020
Catholic student COVID-19 cases up 33% in one day (Ontario)
Missouri Attorney General Schmitt to sue 50 schools over masking guidelines
33 new cases Durham (Ontario), Delhi, Middlesex-London, Tuolumne County (CA), McDowell (WV), Montana prisons
33 new deaths Arkansas
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Chicago City Council voted 33-13 to lift the cap of seven cannabis zones in the city with a limit on the number of dispensaries allowed in each and to narrow the downtown "exclusion zone" where dispensaries can't open
Medical cultivators in Ohio can request permission to expand their grow space to meet demand-- state plans to double number of dispensariesOhio regulators also approved drive-through windows for medical dispensaries
Decriminalize California is cleared to begin collecting signatures to put psilocybin legalization on the 2022 ballotA lawsuit was filed last week by a CA retail chain alleging criminals have been legally buying an unknown number of cannabis distribution licenses by using front men to disguise their true identities and intentions 
  Yesterday was 9/20 Magic Mushroom (Mon)Day and a day prior, the inaugural  Entheofest took place at the University of Michigan
South Dakotans for Better Marijuana Laws is gathering volunteers to collect signatures on any of the four proposed legalization initiatives filed in case the Supreme Court overturns 2020's voter-approved recreational measureMeanwhile, regulators are considering how to amend medical rules that were rejected by lawmakers as the South Dakota Department of Health can amend proposals and submit them a second time to the legislative panel without holding a second public hearing. The secretary of health has not said what her department will do.
In less than a week, Wyoming activists met one required county signature collection threshold for their medical marijuana and decriminalization intiatives.  15 counties to go! 
Virginia started selling nugs this week
Virginia judge jails alleged domestic violence victim for smoking pot on day of court testimony
Minnesota Court of Appeals ruled that hemp-derived cannabinoids in liquid (but not leafy) form are illegal
New Jersey's Cannabis Regulatory Commission didn't start accepting applications for business licenses this past weekend, missing their first deadline of September 18
More than 90% of Maine towns and cities don't allow recreational marijuana stores
The Nebraska Cannabis Association launched in anticipation of eventual legalization in the state to act as cannabiz lobbyists
A federal judge acquitted former Fall River mayor Jasiel Correia II on eight of the wire and tax fraud counts related to misused funds intended for his tech startup and sentenced him to 6 years for extorting marijuana businesses
Connecticut patients can begin growing pot on October 1
White House releases list of 22  major drug transit or illicit drug producing countries
FIRST TIME I EVER
Bowlers called in to tell us about the first time they ever lost a tooth. Next week, we want to hear about the first time YOU ever met an asshole celebrity. Give us a call day or night: (816) 607-3663
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Monkeys are moving into a North St. Louis County neighborhood  
A wild game meat processor finds artifacts in alligator stomachsSnake knocks out power for entire North Carolina town of Denton
Three-volume 1818 first edition print of Frankenstein sold for $1.17 million
Michigan lawmaker in jail for drunk driving is accused of taping a handcuff key to his foot
White catfish caught in CT may be a world record weighing 21.3 pounds and measuring more than 3 feet long
Michigan Department of Natural Resources says between 250 and 500 Lake Orion fish died of herpes, but there is no risk to the public
New Zealand cops bust men trying to sneak into locked-down city with a trunk full of KFC
A man facing a slew of charges threw a baby from a balcony but police caught it and the baby sustained no injuries
While touring a historic building in Oklahoma, a stairwell collapsed and Reba McEntire was one of the people rescued by the fire department
Hope to see you at the No Agenda KC Meet-Up Saturday!