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Episode 103 ★ You Both Glorian Month?

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TOP THREE 33
33 dogs, 15 chickens, one pony seized in cruelty case
33 Florida lawmakers ask DeSantis to apply for federal benefits to help feed children
33-year-old Worcester man accused of stabbing victim in the face
CAN'T STOP COOFING
33 deaths Pennsylvania
33 new cases New Zealand, 
33 students in quarantine Appleton, Wisconsin
Cases down 33% in Madison County, Illinois
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Illinois to conduct an extra lottery to give six applicants an opportunity to operate cannabis retail stores after they were wrongly denied fair chances to win earlier
Missouri voters might see two recreational measures in 2022
Nebraska activists submitted two complementary medical initiatives designed to get around the single-subject challenge
Detroit voters will decide whether or not to decriminalize psychedelics in November
California Department of Cannabis Control released a 197-page draft of new industry regulations
In California, the governor is expected to sign Senate Bill 311 (Ryan's Law), Senate Bill 73, and Assembly Bill 45
South Dakota Supreme Court expanded professional conduct rules so lawyers can advise clients about weed last Tokin' Tuesday and today, 
lawmakers rejected a handful of rule proposals governing medical marijuana from Noem's administration but approved the bulk of the program.
Montana loosened proposed advertising rules, and the amendments are open to public comment until September 20, 2021. 
New Mexico opened up to accept producer licenses for the first time in six years, but didn't let anyone know except for one guy who got a legendary license.
The New York State Fair is considering changing its smoking policies after weed became "an issue" this year.
Connecticut's recreational sales start date likely to be delayed until end of next year
Igor Fruman admitted to soliciting cannabiz-related donations in court
Delaware Supreme Court ruled the smell of marijuana in a vehicle does not establish probable cause
 
On September 22, the Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission Advisory Committee Meeting will discuss violation reclassification
Italian activists are collecting signatures for a referendum to decriminalize marijuana
 
The first medical cannabis prescription was issued in South Africa
 
METAL MOMENT
The Rev Cyber Trucker takes us down under for some Aussie metal during tonight's Metal Moment with
An Irish Pub Song by The Rumjacks
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FIRST TIME I EVER
Bowlers called in to discuss this week's #FTIE, the first time they ever drank on a boat (or float trip).  Next week, we want to hear from YOU about the first time YOU ever lost a tooth.
 
FUCK IT, DUDE.  LET'S GO BOWLING.
Missouri woman finds urn necklace in Blue Springs Walmart parking lot
Researchers in Germany and New Zealand are working to potty train cows
Maryland man who calls himself King Claw said a store clerk's accidental button push led him to buy a $30 scratcher which was worth $100,000
Man placed a couch on his back deck, bears come and sit on it every night
A cat dangling from the upper deck at Hard Rock Stadium during a Miami Hurricanes game was rescued by a couple that used the American flag they brought to catch it like a net
A power outage disrupting half of NYC's subway system for several hours on August 29th was caused by someone "accidentally" pressing the Emergency Power Off button
Police reunited Illinois State Fair visitor with lost dentures
A gecko stowed away for a 4,000 mile journey from Barbados to Rotherham, England in a woman's bra
A Minnesota man got approval to run the first ever hemp maze this fall to educate families
After failing to auction it off with a starting bid of $130k, Mexico is giving away El Chapo's safehouse in a lottery

Episode 102 ★ Absolutely Nothing Know

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TOP THREE 33
Not a single woman was included on the Taliban's new 33-man Afghanistan government
Sharpshooter Marine, 33, shot couple, their 3-month-old baby and grandmother dead
33 arrested in Australia after a 4-month drug sting
CAN'T STOP COOFING
33 deaths: Polynesia , Mississippi
33 cases: Oklahoma,Yates County (NY), Juneau (AK), New Zealand
33 legislators ask Governor McKee (RI) to amend vaccine mandate for healthcare workers
33-year-old Georgia man who died of COVID made final plea for friends to get the shot
India surpasses 33 million coof cases
Missouri Attorney General Schmitt says Kansas City kids in school can ignore the mask mandates thanks to his lawsuits
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Colorado voters will be deciding whether or not to increase recreatinal sales taxes by 5% over the next three years to fund out-of-school services like tutoring and mental health programs for students
Illinois judge left in place order blocking regulators from issuing cannabusiness licenses to recent lottery winners
Michigan released new marijuana industry rules
Merrill Lynch relaxing its approach to taking on new clients with marijuana-related business assets
South Dakota legislature’s Medical Marijuana Subcommittee voted to override the wishes of the voters once again by recommending a ban on home cultivation for medical patients.
Ninth Circuit Appeals Court rejects lawsuit seeking to force DEA to reschedule weed
Washington state is ending its contract with seed-to-sale traceability provider in favor of a simplified in-house system
DEA proposed increase in amount of marijuana and psilocybin that can be legally produced for research which the FDA needs in order to approve new drug products
White House Office of National Drug Control Policy wants to simplify the registration process for scientists to access Schedule I drugs by using the Schedule II process
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to tell us about the first time they ever found money. Next week, we want to hear about the first time YOU ever drank on a boat (a float counts.)
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Attic antiques may be worth more than double this house
33-year-old UK man spends $275 every month on dirty socks
Irish man claimed his dead parents' pensions for 33 years before getting caught
14-year-old spent summer making prosthetic hand for his friend using a 3D printer
Canton. MA man reels in invasive Asian species of fish
Puppy gets surgery to correct its upward-facing paws
Two-headed snake in Missouri turns 16
Duck mimics owner's speech in Australia
Montana sheep drive happened for the 33rd straight year
Dragon House estate for sale in Minnesota

Episode 101 ★ The Smoke Bolo

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TOP THREE 33
Remains of Oklahoma man missing for more than 33 years identified
33 suspected pedophiles arrested in Israel
33 kids, 7 adults die of mysterious fever
 
CAN'T STOP COOFING
33 cases reported:
Caldwell County
Adair County
Hamilton County
Dubois County
Columbia County
Centre County
Fremont Schools
Hawaii  and China
33 deaths reported: Arkansas, Wisconsin, South Carolina, L.A. County
33 in the ICU: Guyana
33 recoveries: Hopkins County
33% fully vaxxed: Pettis County, MO
33 million doses administered in the Philippines 
$33 million in financial aid offered to pandemic-hit people in Hanoi
33 fines issued in Cyprus and Sarawak
Oregon mandates masks outdoors
ACLU sues South Carolina over their ban on mask mandates
Chicago judge strips child custody from mom who isn't getting the shot, then vacates the decision
Kids are being made to walk like zombies in school
Ohio judge orders hospital to prescribe ivermectin to man on ventilator
Australian farmer creates tribute for aunt whose funeral he cannot attend due to Covid restrictions
Missouri Poison Center receiving uptick in calls about ivermectin consumption
 
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
California taxpayers could pay people to stay sober
Supreme Court passes on Standing Akimbo's IRS lawsuit
- previously discussed on Bowl After BowlEpisode 96: From Birth Story
 New Mexico judge orders change in rules to allow medical patients to buy same amount of cannabis as recreational consumers
New Mexico, with no cap on cultivation licenses, received 897 submissions in the first week
Idaho Supreme Court overturns initiative process law
FBI investigating Nevada cannabis licensing process 
Alabama's medical launch could be delayed until 2023
Arkansas medical business owners report problems with state-mandated seed-to-sale tracking system
Ohio's Coalition to Regulate Marijuana Like Alcohol starts gathering signatures
 
#FTIE
This week, bowlers shared stories about the first time they ever got 100 dollars. Next week, we want to hear about the first time YOU ever found money. Call, text, or send nudes to (816) 607-DOOF.
 
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Woke CA teacher has kids pledging to LGBTQ+ flag
Woman banned from Belgian zoo after having "affair" with chimpanzee
Babies were hospitalized after being fed homemade alkaline-diet formulas
 Sugars from human breast milk help treat and prevent infections
Philly Naked Bike Ride required masks
 China sets videogame limits
1,000+ students have sign petition banning cat kids in school
In India, a man dies after using high-powered epoxy resin instead of a condom
Georgia man stole a mortuary van, escaped police
Judge orders parents to pay $30,441 to son after throwing out his pornography collection

Episode 100 ★ I Got Zapped Off

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TOP THREE 33
Hot dogs can shave 36 minutes off one's life, PB&J can restore 33: study
Swedish Government to Return 33 Bitcoin to Drug Dealer in Landmark Case
Forgo the $33,000 Fee, Disney Will Pay YOU to Enter the Coveted Club 33
CAN'T STOP COOFING
33 new cases in Lehigh Valley, Pennsylvania
33 Nebraska inmates placed in isolation after testing positive
33 new virus deaths reported in Arkansas and Nebraska
SINGAPORE - 111 new locally transmitted Covid-19 cases; 33 unlinked
A Washington state school put ankle tracking monitors on student athletes that beep when kids get too close to each other
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Illinois is being sued by two more weed companies over social equity applications
A year-old federal lawsuit against Los Angeles' social equity licensing program was withdrawn
Project Trellis offers marijuana growers in Humboldt County $10,000
Leafly challenges Florida's ban of third-party online weed services which coincides with its announcement of going public
More than 70% of New Jersey towns opt out of recreational
THC-O acetate gaining popularity
METAL MOMENT
This week, The Rev takes us to North America for some Navajo metal from the band Testify with the track Rage. Vote in The Rev's poll to help decide where we're going next week!
FIRST TIME I EVER
Bowlers called in to discuss the first time they ever got shocked. Next week, we want to hear about the first time YOU ever got $100.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
OnlyFans banning sexual content because of banks
A Mumbai hospital teamed up with an insurance company to break a Guinness World Record by administering a COVID jab to more than 30,000 people in one week, 50,000 in two weeks
A Japanese rollercoaster claiming to be the fastest accelerating was shut down after four riders suffered broken bones in an eight month period
An Australian study found highly venomous sea snakes aren't aggressive, just horny
A six-year-old girl in China had to have a burrowing cockroach removed from her ear after it crawled inside during her afternoon nap
After three nights alone in a Russian forest, an almost 2-year-old told rescuers, "I'm a princess."
A 13-year-old's Snapchat drinking binge is not protected by the First Amendment
An eighth-grade civics class from North Andover, MA inspired Senator Diana DiZoglio to introduce legislation to exonerate Elizabeth Johnson Junior, condemned in 1693 at the height of the Salem Witch Trials but never executed. If the measure is approved, she would be the last accused witch to be cleared.
Persephone is the first robot tour guide in the Alistrati Cave in Greece who speaks 33 languages, interact on a basic level in three languages, and answer 33 questions but only in Greek
A giant rubber duck appears in Maine's Belfast Harbor

Episode 99 ★ Offer Offer Get Caught

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TOP THREE 33
In a 33-year first, a single console swept Japan's Game Sales Charts which were made up entirely of Nintendo Switch games in Famitsu Weekly, Japan's most popular video game publication, during the first week of August. The last time this happened was the Famicom, Nintendo's first iteration of what would become the NES, in 1988.
Cannabis tragedy as man, 33, dies in fall after taking drug while celebrating his birthday — except it's the one-year anniversary of his death which his nurse girlfriend eulogized on social media, and England just has to keep the reefer madness going. This dude was a nurse who served as a medic in Afghanistan.
For his birthday, he climbed Mount Snowdon, then met his girlfriend, close friends, and family at a restaurant where "several members of the birthday party took some 'edible' — chocolate infused with cannabis," before meeting at his friend's place. His girlfriend notes he was acting erratic, out of character and seemed to be rushing home. When they got there, he paced with a look of terror in his eyes — although the coroner was leading the witness with that question, asking the girlfriend if he had a look of terror in his eyes.
Then, she says he started talking to people who weren't there, so she decided to leave and called his cousin. But just a few minutes later, he fell. It doesn't stay what story he fell from, but his head injuries were too severe to operate on. The coroner says he was suffering from "a psychotic or delusional episode" from cannabis consumption.
State police charge juvenile with desecrating 33 gravestones. A 12-year-old from Theresa, New York caused $3,726 in damages at Oakwood Cemetery but A. Cozzi Monuments repaired them for free in April. The tween has been charged with 1st degree cemetery desecration and 2nd degree criminal mischief, which are both felonies, and their case will be handled in Family Court.
BONUS: Thanks to Sir OMA for sharing this story about a 33-year-old man found dead in an apartment at 3:30 PM Monday of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound after a five-hour standoff with police. He named himself as a person of interest earlier in the day for shooting two women whose conditions are unknown. After hearing what sounded like a gunshot, police entered the apartment with a tactical robot and found the man dead.
CAN'T STOP THE COOFIN'
33 new cases in Delta County (Michigan), Crawford County (Pennsylvania), Humboldt County (California)
33 positive tests in Dillingham (Alaska)
Dad, 33, has different perspective on COVID-19 after near-death experience. What better way to push the experimental jab than with more fear porn?
Sir OMA sent us this story about a 33-year-old mom removed from an Omaha public elementary school for not wearing a mask and asking staff not to force her son to wear a mask. She was stopped by a security guard when she tried to go into the school to retrieve her son after someone forced him to put a mask on.
FREE THE WEED
Former Adelanto Mayor, Rich Kerr, was arrested by the FBI last Friday for accepting close to $60,000 in bribes in exchange for favorable decisions concerning commercial cannabis through his city council role. Three years ago, FBI agents detained him during a raid on his home amid a public corruption probe. He was arraigned last Friday and entered not guilty pleas. The kickbacks were disguised as gifts, donations to charities and campaigns, and advance payments for the proceeds of a planned litigation associated with a motorcycle accident Kerr sustained during a 2017 promotional gimmick for the Adelanto Grand Prix where he rode a motorcycle into the desert and crashed it within 15 seconds.
Secret recordings from a 2016 conversation with the FBI pretending to be a real estate company revealed Trulieve CEO Kim Rivers' husband, J.T. Burnette of Tennessee, bragged about how his political connections allowed them to obtain one of the first vertically-integrated licenses for medical weed in Florida. Trulieve is one of the biggest medical companies in the US with operations in 11 states, and Burnette is on trial for racketeering, extortion, fraud, and making false statements.
Starting September 1st, cannabis retailers in Alaska will be able to double the amount of THC per serving in edibles from 5 to 10 milligrams.
For the first time in 11 years, Maine is accepting applications for medical dispensaries. There is no longer a cap on business licenses, but there are only five medical dispensaries operating after three of the eight total converted to recreational shops. The application fee is $5,000 and registered caregivers can now convert their registration type to that of a dispensary because dispensaries are allowed to grow an unlimited amount of plants.
Also in Maine this week, a judge ruled that the state's residency requirement is unconstitutional, so out-of-state companies will now be able to operate medical dispensaries in the state. Missouri's federal judge also recently shot down the state's residency requirement while Oklahoma did the opposite.
House Bill 3000, which passed in July, now allows Oregon Liquor and Cannabis Commission and the Department of Agriculture to inspect licensed hemp fields across the state to make sure growers aren't cultivating marijuana. Inspectors will take samples and send them to labs for THC levels, but 31 operations have refused to let the regulators access their site so far.
No new adult-use retail licenses will be awarded in Illinois until a lawsuit Wah Group is resolved, which alleges the state requires veteran-owned businesses to achieve a perfect score to qualify for the social equity lotteries currently underway.
Wisconsin lawmakers announced a full legalization bill last Tokin' Tuesday which would tax weed similar to alcohol and allow homegrow.
METAL MOMENT
The Rev takes us all the way to Samoa for this week's Metal Moment. Make sure you vote in his poll to help decide where in the world the Metal Moment winds up next week for our big 100th episode!
FIRST TIME I EVER...
This week, bowlers called in to tell us about the first time they ever got behind the wheel of a car. Next week, we want to hear about the first time YOU ever felt an electric shock.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
A Florida woman was arrested after showing tiddies and masturbating during a virtual visit with an inmate last week in the visitation building. She was charged with exposure of sexual organs within a public place and violation of probation or community control.
Two teens seriously injured by lightning that struck at least 7 at Orchard Beach in the Bronx
Handcuffed Oklahoma man escapes arrest on stolen ATV, leads police on high-speed chase. He was initially being taken into custody on suspicion of stealing copper wire and catalytic converters when he opened the patrol unit door, escaped into the woods, and stole an ATV from a nearby home. The chase went through three separate counties before he was forced to wipeout into a pool of muddy water on a dirt road.
A 28-year-old man was arrested for giving a child a face tattoo at  a McDonald's in South Carolina, which was filmed and posted to social media by a customer.
While cleaning a picture frame, a North Carolina thrift store employee  found a 146-year-old marriage certificate and managed to track down the great granddaughter through Ancestry.com
A Canadian dermatologist in British Columbia bought a rare oil painting that may be worth $20,000 at a thrift store. He paid $96 and intended to use just the frame, then decided to Google the artist's signature and found it was Wijmer, who was born in the Netherlands in 1870. His most famous painting, Mountain Mist, sold at auction in the US for $200,000. The doctor plans to donate any funds received to the Comox Valley Hospice Society.
A Colorado sheriff's deputy freed a mother bear who had accidentally trapped herself in a car as her two cubs watched. The door slammed shut behind her when she entered to look for food. Too much damage had been done inside, so he opened the driver's door to free her but the bear accidentally closed it. On the second attempt, the deputy was able to get her out and ensured she left the neighborhood with her cubs. So don't leave food in your vehicle.
While removing valuable items from a 115-year-old German Evangelical Church in Seattle, Earthwise Architectural Salvage found a time capsule in the cornerstone which had not been tracked and archived. It contained German literature, Evangelical publications, Ohio newspaper articles written about the Evangelical Association, a bishop's handwritten letter detailing the founding of the church, and financial information.
Two of Banksy's newest murals were vandalized days after the artist confirmed he created ten across coastal towns in Norfolk and Suffolk, England. One was caught in the act covering Banksy's rat sipping a cocktail with white paint. The second perp added teddy bears beneath a claw machine Banksy painted which some believe is a tribute or collab from local artist Emo. Two of Banksy's murals was removed, one which was spray painted on top of an 1892 mural of the town's mayor and the other which showed two children flying off an inflatable dingy at the spot where a 3-year-old girl died after an inflatable trampoline burst.
A shitty way to go: three brothers got stuck in a manure pit on their family's farm, passed out from the fumes, and died of asphyxiation.

Episode 98 ★ Beautiful Today Sensor

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TOP THREE 33
With 1.3 billion people and 33 medals ever, India remains an Olympic mystery
Lancashire Police snares 33 of Blackpool's most wanted through Operation Hunter
Mum, 33, fears going bald after losing huge chunks of her hair due to Covid stress
CAN'T STOP COOFING
33 new cases in Kah Kong Province (Cambodia), Guernsey County (Ohio), Nelson County (North Carolina)
More than 8,000 cases in Laurel County (Kentucky), only 33% fully vaccinated
IRELAND - 33 patients in ICU
33% of Nepal's population to be vaccinated mid-October
Missouri Attorney General Files Suit Against Kansas City Over Mask Mandate
WEED
In another first for Denver, they city got its first marijuana retailer applicant under the social equity program harkening back to our discussion of the first transporter and first delivery licenses under the social equity program in Bowl After Bowl Episode 96: From Birth Story.
Activists in eight states are working to free the weed in 2022. What's going on in your neck of the woods?
Medical dispensaries in Missouri started delivering.
Two attorneys are suing the Oklahoma Medical Marijuana Authority for not following public meeting laws when it adopted temporary emergency agency rules in June which affect inventory tracking, inspections, and licensing.
The Blumenauer-McClintock-Norton-Lee amendment discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 97: Anyway Edible was not taken up by the House before its recess, but the Senate Appropriations Committee advanced an equal access amendment for veterans.
Another lawsuit over social equity licensing popped up in Illinois from High Haven Dispensary, which claims state regulators deprived it of social equity points based on the background of its two owners, one of which lives in  a designated disadvantaged area and the other who was arrested in 2008 for possession of drug paraphernalia. Application scorers gave them 0 points. This comes after three applicants sued the state in federal court for being wrongfully excluded from the round, as previously discussed on BAB Episode 97. 130 licenses are scheduled to be awarded this month.
According to New Jersey's Cannabis Regulatory Commission, "cannabis refers to the regulated form of the plant (what ill be grown, bought, and sold in licensed stores), whereas marijuana refers to the unregulated form of the plant (what is grown, bought, and sold in the underground market)." About half of New Jersey towns are poised to opt out of the legal market as the August 21st deadline approaches.
The Eastern Band of Cherokee Indians in Western North Carolina is the latest tribe to approve growing, selling, and using medical marijuana on its lands. Medical is not yet legal in North Carolina. Their implementation plans and program structure have not disclosed.
Some listeners of Mike Tyson's podcast Hotboxin' complained that The Baddest Man on the Planet was too stoned during his latest episode with Khabib Nurmagomedov, the first Muslim to win a UFC title. We think they just need to get on his level.
METAL MOMENT
This week the Rev takes us to India with Rang De Basanti's Bloodywood.
FIRST TIME I EVER
This week, bowlers called in to share stories about the first time they ever got kicked out of class. Next week, we want to hear from YOU about the first time you ever drove a car.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Hard Mountain Dew is coming to you with 5% alcohol by volume
Ohio man almost choked to death swallowing weed baggie during traffic stop
Smallest baby at birth weighing 7.47 oz home after 13 months in hospital
"Inclusive" Olympic Barbie dolls condemned for not making an Asian dolland the doll makers created a Barbie Role Model series with dolls of women who they believe have made impacts in their communities and globally during the scamdemic, the latest of which is a vaccinologist who worked on the experimental jab
Missouri state American eel record broken by Ripley Count man who reeled in a 6-pound, 15-ounce eel -- 2 pounds heavier than the 1993 set record
Mother filming son surfing catches footage of shark leaping out from wave behind him, doing a quadruple spin
This Tokyo café has robot waiters controlled remotely by disabled workers
New mom in Portugal discovered to be lactating from her armpit
A pro-germ attention seeker licks everything she can in Colorado grocery store
Pterosaur remains were dug up in Australia, and researchers say it is the closest thing to a dragon that has been found

Episode 97 ★ Anyway Edible

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TOP THREE 33
Denver Zoo's only harbor seal euthanized at the age of 33
Salisbury Police charge 33 during narcotics roundup
Pfizer projects $33 billion in COVID vaccine revenues driven by boosters and vaccines for kids
THE COOF CONTINUES...
33 new cases in Tuscarawas County (Ohio), Fond du Lac (Wisconsin), York County (Pennsylvania),Halton Region (Ontario), Tendring (UK)
Britain's COVID-19 cases down by 33% over past week
33 new hospitalizations in Virginia
Michigan now has 33 counties with substantial or high transmission
New York's 33 counties where CDC says to wear a mask
Oregon man, 33, with underlying health conditions dies of COVID at Kadlec in Richland same day he was diagnosed
Vaccinated people make up 33% of recent COVID-19 cases
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Illinois issued 70 recreational licenses yesterday (Monday, August 2, 2021) of which more than 80% fell under the category of social equity ownership and more than two-thirds identify as non-white, as the press release states. They were only able to do this because Michigan-based Sozo Health dropped their lawsuit.
As discussed on Bowl After Bowl Episode 94: So Many Crimes, social equity qualifications were updated in Illinois to remove what social equity activists call the "slave master clause," which allowed companies hiring a majority of individuals living in disproportionately Drug War impacted areas or with cannabis convictions to qualify. This knocked Sozo out of the competition, so they filed a lawsuit on July 16, 2021 but dropped it on July 27, just two weeks later.
Three days after Sozo's lawsuit was dropped, three entities filed a lawsuit in Illinois claiming they have been wrongfully excluded from the upcoming August 19th retail license lottery. Since they plan to employ the majority of workers from disproportionately impacted areas and two are military veteran-owned, they claim they should qualify. These entities are all connected to Chicago-based Justice Cannabis which currently operates in eight states.
Last month, the Montana Department of Revenue announced they would propose rules for medical medical marijuana providers as they prepare for recreational sales to begin January 1, 2022. Those proposed rules have been introduced and are now open for public comment until August 23, 2021. A public hearing is scheduled for August 13, 2021.
The proposed rules affect most advertising by limiting businesses to two outdoor signs 11-square-feet or smaller attached to a permanent structure. No billboards, banners, or flags and no TV, radio, newspaper, or social media advertisements. Businesses must have measures in place to keep their websites 21+ and they won't be able to offer promotional items or sponsor charitable or sports events.
Puerto Rico's governor signed legislation into law protecting qualified medical patients from workplace discrimination by amending their medical marijuana access law to classify them as members of a protected class under their employment protection laws. Of course, there are exceptions where use represents a threat of harm or danger, interferes with performance, exposes the employer to losses of any kind, or if the employee uses their medicine at work without written authorization.
A 180-page bill to legalize recreational use of cannabis in Ohio was introduced last Friday (July 30, 2021) which would allow adults to cultivate up to 12 plants for personal use and possess up to five ounces, expunge non-violent offenses, and set a 10% excise tax on sales. Revenue from the tax is supposed to go toward cost of implementation before being divided among municipalities and counties with at least one dispensary, public schools, and infrastructure. The Department of Commerce would oversee the program and issue licenses. However, a spokesperson for Governor Mike DeWine says he does not support legalization.
On Bowl After Bowl Episode 83: It Just Takes Bad Month, we discussed the Mississippi Supreme Court overturning a medical initiative which passed with more than 70% of the vote. Now, a Senate committee is drafting new medical legislation and Governor Tate Reeves is expected to call a special session. At the Neshoba County Fair last Wednesday (July 28, 2021) Lieutenant Governor Delbert Hosemann told a crowd three hearings have already been held this summer to replace Initiative 65 and that the draft should be complete this week.
Businesses hoping to win one of six medical marijuana dispensary licenses in Rhode Island will have to wait indefinitely after the license lottery was delayed as the administrative appeal of a rejected applicant continues. This same appeal first delayed the lottery in the spring. Now, the lottery won't be rescheduled until the appeal has run its course.
A California businessman, Helios Raphael Dayspring, agreed to plead guilty to one count of filing a false federal tax return and one count bribery at his upcoming August 25, 2021 court hearing. From 2016 to 2019, he paid San Luis Obispo County supervisor Adam Hill $32,000 in exchange for favors. Last August, Hill committed suicide. Dayspring operates 18 cannabis farms and four retail stores and could face up to 13 years in prison.
Missouri's Department of Health and Human Services emailed dispensaries with a warning to immediately stop any unlawful activity, citing state regulations prohibiting promotional events. Advertising holiday or product discounts is not allowed.  The department suggests they could establish "discounted pricing for classes of patients such as those designated as low-income on their medical marijuana identification card." No notices of violations have been issued yet.
The Show-Me State also wants to fully legalize in 2022 and so does Arkansas. 
METAL MOMENT
The Rev. CyberTrucker takes us to New Zealand with Alien Weaponry's Ru Ana Te Whenua. Vote in his poll and help him decide where to take us next week!
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Tonight, bowlers called in and told us about the first time they ever rode a rollercoaster. Now week we want to hear from you about the first time you ever got kicked out of class.
FUCK IT, DUDE.  LET'S GO BOWLING.
South American Penis snake found in Florida
450,000 bees removed from walls of Pennsylvania farmhouse
Police rescue opossum tangled in cables atop utility pole
Rare set of identical triplets born at University of Pennsylvania Hospital
Mysterious, Nasty Bug Bites Stump Arlington Health Officials
Maryland record set with 301-pound swordfish off Ocean City Coast
Pilots near LAX warned to be on lookout after 'possible jetpack man' spotted
Dog missing for two years spotted on TV news segment
Texas tollway officials seek owner of roadside wedding dress
Workers digging well in backyard find world's largest sapphire cluster

Episode 96 ★ From Birth Story

VALUE-FOR-VALUE
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CRYPTO COGNIZANCE
Here in the Bowl, we do not aim to be the pied pipers of Bitcoin but rather to share our journey exploring the crypto space. 
"If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry!" -- Satoshi Nakamoto
A crypto fraud suspect in Spain says he can repay his victims nearly $330,000,000 if released for three to four weeks.
TOP THREE 33
NBC's Olympic opening ceremony had lowest viewers in 33 years
Former Boy Scouts Leader sentenced to 33 years in prison for child exploitation offenses
US Shipping Crisis is not going away as 33 cargo ships float off the coast of L.A. waiting to dock
33 people were shot in Chicago over the weekend, 7 fatally
THE COOF CONTINUES
33-year-old New York man calls the non-vaccinated "idiots" and "morons," dead 14 weeks after COVID-19 "vaccine"
33-year-old fully vaccinated NOLA plus-size boutique owner died of COVID
33-year-old agoraphobic man died of COVID
Lawrence County (Pennsylvania) COVID cases increased by 33 this week
33 new cases reported in Fresno
WEED
According to a study from Cambridge University, slacking stoners is a FALSE stereotype! But while weed is not linked to lack of motivation, greater use was associated with a lower perceived value of school by adolescents. 
If you're flying into a New York airport, you'll be happy to find cops won't seize your secret stash. But if TSA stumbles across it, they are still required to alert the appropriate law enforcement.
There's a new lawsuit over Utah's cannabiz licensing procedure claiming out-of-state companies were given preference during the application process. The state's Department of Agriculture and Food coached multistate growers, then changed the laws last minute to allow out-of-state companies to apply which potentially gave them a huge advantage thanks to the aforementioned networking opportunity.
Listeners of No Agenda and Bowl After Bowl won't be surprised to hear Amazon is officially a registered cannabis lobbyist. Last year, the company spent $17.9 million on lobbying alone. Activists at DPA and NORML confirmed representatives met with them to discuss the best ways to free the weed.
During discussion of the cocaine resentencing bill, the EQUAL Act, Representative Steve Cohen turned the House Judiciary Committee's attention to the failure of the War on Drugs, using Sha'Carri Richardson's Olympic suspension as an example, saying, "Marijuana is not a performance-enhancing drug unless you're entered in the Coney Island hot dog eating contest on Fourth of July."
After companies applying for medical marijuana licenses were allowed to redact their own applications, the Pennsylvania Supreme Court ruled in favor of investigative journalist Wallace McKelvey of PennLive and The Patriot-News. The burden now falls on the Department of Health.
Strawberry Fields became the first Denver dispensary approved to work with a social equity delivery service to bring their product straight to customers' doors. Turns out, they were the only company that even applied!
Originally introduced in 2014 by Representative Dave Reichert, the Welfare for Needs Not Weed Act was reintroduced last Monday by Representative Tom Rice and referred to the House Committee on Ways and Means.
An Interpretive Statement was released by the Washington State Liquor and Cannabis Board saying licensed processors cannot convert CBD into delta-9 THC, which would undermine growers. Since this is not law, it remains to be seen whether it is actually enforced.
The US House of Representatives could vote on the Blumenauer-McClintock-Norton-Lee amendment as soon as next week, removing the word "medical" from the current spending bill language maintaining that federal funds cannot be used to prevent states from "implementing their own state laws that authorize the use, distribution, possession, or cultivation of medical marijuana."
A Florida businessman was ordered to pay nearly $3 million to the SEC after scamming $5.5 million from more than 60 weed investors and spending it on himself.
Standing Akimbo is once again asking the Supreme Court to hear their case against the IRS and Section 280E. Bowl After Bowl Episode 90 ★ Jimmy Geminis discussed the case in June when the justices refused to hear it after it lost in the appellate court last year.
A Missouri attorney hopes to clarify whether his client can lawfully use medical marijuana with a valid medical card while on probation in the Show-Me State. 
A New Mexico novelty gift shop is giving customer weed samples with their purchases of stickers ranging in cost from $15 to $90. Yesterday, (July 26, 2021) they received a cease and desist order. Although they are not a dispensary, Bowl After Bowl has discussed this gifting practice before in Episode 88 Think Horn when a New Jersey company gifted product by charging for bakery good add-ons to get around the state's purchase limit.
Also in the Land of Enchantment, the New Mexico appellate court upheld a 2018 lower court ruling allowing the state's largest medical marijuana operator to open two new dispensaries.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in on this Tokin' Tuesday to tell us about the first time they ever called someone by the wrong name. Next, week we want to hear from YOU about the first time you ever rode a rollercoaster.
Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.
"Cake Boss" star Buddy Valastroregains 75% hand strength after mangling it in his home bowling alley's pin setter.
A woman in France received 33 speeding tickets in three days
The revolver used to kill Billy the Kid isgoing up for auction
Man running on water inside 'bubble' washes up on Florida beach
In Toronto, a Yorkie defended 10-year-old from coyote
9-foot sturgeon caught on video leaping from Fraser River in Chilliwack, BC
A teen recently caught and released a 20-foot white sturgeon there too
Surgeon, Miss Connecticut settle divorce amid claim she's a hooker
NYPD cop saves stabbing victim with potato chip bag, tape
Federal prosecutors sell Martin Shkreli's one-of-a-kind Wu-Tang album
Tee Boi's Swinger Trailer Park is coming to Mamou, Louisiana