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Episode 402 ★ Darn Certain Amount

 
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FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever had to show I.D.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever drank a beer.
TOP THREE 33
Oversight Committee releases Epstein records provided by the Department of Justice (House.gov)China's overall exports rise - even as shipments to US plunge 33% (New York Post)33 hospitalized in Nyamira, Kenya after eating contaminated cow meat (YouTube K24TV)Chemicals in home tap water linked to a 33% increase in cancer rates (Earth.com)
Mushroom killer Erin Patterson jailed for life, 33-year non-parole period (1News)
Megan Boswell sentenced to life plus 33 years in the death of baby Evelyn Boswell (Knoxville News Sentinel)
Natalia Rae dies at 33 while on vacation in Costa Rica (Yahoo)
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How marijuana affects the brain (The Onion)
Chicago City Council member blocks opening of dispo run by former cops  (Chicago Tribune / archived)Massachusetts AG Campbell's office certifies initiative to recriminalize recreational weed sales (Mass.gov)
Michigan judge dismisses possession charges against former school officials (Detroit Free Press) 
New Nebraska initiative to create constitutional right to use pot filed for 2026 ballot (Marijuana Moment)
Roger Stone discusses rescheduling pot with Sean Spicer (YouTube / The Sean Spicer Show)
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Obituary: Todd Cochran (Podnews)
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Face with plunging stock, Metaplanet announces 385M share offering to buy BTC (Cointelegraph)
Nasdaq to invest $50M in Gemini (CNBC)
KC Bitcoiners at The Bar in Mission, KS Thursday @ 6:30 pm
KC Bitcoiners coffee will be back September 19
KC Bitcoiners karaoke night at Tanner's Bar and Grill September 19
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Haunted doll handler's cause of death revealed: cardiac event (FOX)
'Legend Dairy' man shares ice cream with Colorado hikers (The Associated Press)
Man fishing with grandson uncovers mystery wreckage in mud flats, archeologists investigating (FOX)Experts unveil 'miraculous' Egyptian artifact hidden away for over a century (FOX)Deputies find man living in crawl space at Oregon complex (FOX)
Man's lost wallet returned after 51 years (Not the Bee)
Woman discovers her Italian vacation rental was her father's childhood home (Not the Bee)Boomer stops teen thief in Florida (Not the Bee)
Doorbell prankster tormenting German apartment residents turns out to be a slug (The Guardian)
Man arrested after driving childsize pink Barbie Jeep through Prince George, B.C. (CBC)

Episode 401 ★ Too Afraid Alike

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FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time THEY Ever went to a funeral.Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever showed I.D.
TOP THREE 33
NEBRASKA: August cooled down with coolest temperatures in 33 years (Central Nebraska Today)
66 civilians killed in Gaza since dawn, including 33 seeking humanitarian aid (WAFA Agency)
Assam pushes back 33 Bangladeshi infiltrators as part of intensified crackdown (New Indian Express)Colombia's ombudswoman says 33 soldiers allegedly kidnapped under orders of a rebel group are freed (ABC)
Landslide kills 33 as communications partially restored in Indian-administered Kashmir (AA)
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The US Court of Appeals for the Tenth Circuit ruled that the federal government must prove people who use pot "pose a risk of future danger" if it wants to justify applying a law banning them from owning firearms (USCourts.gov)
The Department of Veterans Affairs posted tips on "how to smoke drugs safer" (VA)
Delaware Gov. Matt Meyer vetoes bill overriding restrictive marijuana business zoning rules in counties (DE.gov)
Green Thumb Industries confirms Robin Westman, shooter, previously worked at its Rise dispensary (The Minnesota Star Tribune)Laura Ingraham says she hopes Trump does not reschedule pot (via Alex Berenson + FOX on Twitter)
New York Post op-ed suggests slowing down on rescheduling or loosing pot laws (New York Post)
Missouri activists filing 2026 initiative to unify hemp, marijuana regulations (Marijuana Moment)
Oregon attorney general issued certified ballot title for 2026 initiative to legalize social lounges (OR SOS)
Grunt Style has a message for Texas' lieutenant governor (Twitter)
Deion Sanders said he's "never been high a day in (his) life" (Twitter)
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Strategy adds $449M in Bitcoin, raising August total to 7.7K BTC (CoinTelegraph)
Bitcoin network hashrate returns to all-time highs in August (CoinTelegraph)
KC Bitcoiners Coffee FRIDAY September 5, 2025 at Maps Coffee in Lenexa, KS
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Body cam footage released of Chuck E. Cheese arrest (FOX YouTube)
Man, 33, called 'weird' by his adult sister, punches and strangles her (Cleveland Heights police blotter)
China 'PhD village' celebrates after gaining another doctoral student, has 33 PhDs already (South China Morning Post)
Powerball soars to sixth largest in game's 33-year history (Hays Post)Mexico's jaguar population has jumped 33% since 2010 (Mexico News Daily)33-year-old rider rescued on trail near Aspen (Denver Gazette)Ancient head unearthed by archeology student at Scottish farm (FOX)
Elderly women rescued from hot tub at remote Kentucky cabin (FOX)
Umbrella mistaken for assault rifle sparks Syracuse, NY mall lockdown (WBNG)
North Carolina official charged with putting drugs in grandchildren's ice cream (FOX)Dozens of piles of cremated remains discovered in desert outside Las Vegas (KLAS)
 

Episode 400 ★ Ocean of Santa

 
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FIRST TIME YOU EVER...
Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time THEY Ever drove an off-road vehicle.Next week we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had to show ID.
TOP THREE 33
Israeli strikes and gunfire kill 33 as Gaza City is focus of famine and a military offensive (The Associated Press)Pennsylvania uses $8.8 million to preserve 33 farms (WITF)Maine is currently involved in 33 federal lawsuits (WABI)
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STUDY: hemp seeds used during brewing enriches beer with vitamins, anti-inflammatory compounds (MDPI)
DEA advances psilocybin rescheduling petition to federal health officials (Marijuana Moment)
Record drug haul seized by US Coast Guard was enough to 'fatally overdose the entire population of Florida' (CNN)
SAM sends letter to Trump urging him not to reschedule marijuana (Learn About SAM)
August 21 is Fentanyl Day (Twitter)
Washington, D.C. Court of Appeals dismisses lawsuit seeking to block medical cannabis dispensary from operating within 1,000 feet of schools (The Outlaw Report)
Maryland Governor Wes Moore jokes about weed (YouTube)
Mexico denies reaching agreement with DEA (AP)
Chris Pratt on Bill Maher's Club Random (YouTube)
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Bitcoin drops under $109K: How low can BTC price go? (CoinTelegraph)
Bitcoin 'Hanging By A Thread' around $112K, analyst warns (Yahoo)
One thousand diverted, one million discouraged: Android innovation extinguished (BC1984)
CSB's appy app (trading.toys) 
KC Bitcoiners hitting the Mission Farmers Market THURSDAY 4:30-8:00pm
BTC Day at the K rooting for the Royals
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Unlicensed Florida dentist arrested after customers complain about botched veneer surgery (YouTube Channel 8)
Missouri vegan firefighter's first job: saving 40k pounds of ribeye steaks (FOX)
Firefighters cut open playground slide to rescue 40-year-old man stuck inside (FOX)
*Drone carrying drugs crashes into Florida home (YouTube)
Squirrel that crashed Yankees v Red Sox game gets a Topps Card (The Fox)
Japanese school board fires teacher for working in conveniences store, issues apology for "emotional damage" caused by know she has a part-time job (SoraNews24)
Japanese city proposes two-hour daily limit for smartphone use (The Japan Times)Colorado park ranger charge after allegedly fabricating story of stabbing attack (Denver Gazette)
French streamer dies live on air after months of humiliation, abuse (Le Monde)
Pearl, oldest living chicken, is 14 years old in Texas (CBC)

Episode 399 ★ What Kind of Suck?

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FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever mowed a lawn.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time You Ever drove an off-road vehicle.
TOP THREE 33
Amtrak breakdown created a 'horror movie' scene, 33 trains have same problematic part (MLive)
33 wildfires in New Brunswick, 4 out of control (Global News)
Murder suspect, 33, arrested in woods in his underwear after ex's new boyfriend shot dead (The Independent)
Social media influencer, 33, randomly killed in Glendale road rage shooting (AZ Family)33 pounds of cocaine found hidden inside car in Union County, NC, officials say (WBTV)
33 pounds of pills found inside Union County home (WBTV)
NJ joints another lawsuit against Trump administration, bringing tally to 33 (New Jersey Monitor)Man sentenced to 12 years for 33-second ATM robbery in Ohio (Cleveland.com)
 
 
 
 
 
 
Trump's DC takeover harkens back to a dark incident 33 years ago - when crime was far worse (The Guardian)
Burger King executives put their money where their mouths are, buy 33 restaurants (Restaurant Business Magazine)
Ex-Stone County deputy guilty of firearm sale, extortion; faces 33-month prison term (KATV)
Tumalo man who had 33 Toy Australian Shepherds seized has a criminal history, including previous charges involving dogs (KTVZ)
33-year-old crypto mogul pleads guilty over $61 billion collapse (The Age)
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Philippine actress resigns from Senate job after marijuana accusations (ANC YouTube)DEA publishes guide for talking to preschoolers about drugs (DEA)Drug slang quiz (DEA)Terrance Cole removed as emergency D.C. police commissioner (CBS)MAGA PAC endorses rescheduling (America First Agriculture YouTube)Rising crime, overdoses reflect pre-pandemic trends - not drug decriminalization - PSU study finds (Oregon Capital Chronicle)Pete Davidson on weed psychosis (The Breakfast Club / YouTube)
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Google Play Store controversy (The Rage)
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KC Bitcoiners coffee meetup at Maps 8:00 a.m. FRIDAY 8/22
KC Bitcoiners pool party 23rd  -- contact Spence for deets
KC Bitcoiners at Kauffman 8/29 
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Billy Joel auctioning motorcycle collection (YouTube)
Scientists discover ancient whale with Pokemon face, predator bite (AP)
Nashville ex-officer sentenced for groping OnlyFans star a year ago (FOX)
LA man speaks after being arrested for blasting neighbors with horns (YouTube)
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive Walmart shrimp (ABC)
NJ woman loses two rings on beach, has them returned by two strangers (Not the Bee)Michigan autoworker's wallet is found under a hood in Minnesota - 151k miles later (The Associated Press)
Connecticut woman arrested for staging slip on banana in Goodwill parking lot (Not the Bee)
Alabama dog buries human remains in front yard for fourth time this year (Not the Bee)
 

Episode 398 ★ Shout Out To Bed

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Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere - Going to Bed on a Warm Summer Night
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FIRST TIME I EVER...
Today, Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever played a cassette.
Next week, tell us about the First Time You Ever mowed the lawn.
TOP THREE 33
Man who fired hundreds of rounds at CDC HQ (BBC)'Walking Dead' actor Kelley Mack dies at 33 (NBC) Rapper T-Hood dead at 33 after being murdered in his Georgia home (Yahoo)Korea moves closer to legalizing nonmedical tattooing after 33-year ban (The Korea Times) Pakistani forces kill 33 militants in overnight operation near Afghan border (ABC News)10 dead, 33 missing in China flooding (Northwest Arkansas Democrat-Gazette)Texas House, Illinois state senator sue 33 AWOL Democrats in Illinois court (The Center Square)33-year-old fashion designer found dead on boat at yacht club, reports say (ABV)
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President Trump on marijuana reclassification (CSPAN Twitter)Trump names DEA administrator as interim federal commissioner of DC Metropolitan Police Department (CNN)Suffolk County, MA Sheriff indicted for alleged extortion (Justice.gov)New Mexico bans synthetic hemp (Organ Mountain News)Guy visits New York City (YouTube)Slightly Stoopid sparks up on stage with laser beam in Texas (Slightly Stoopid YouTube)Federal judge sides with Utah psilocybin church (Marijuana Moment)Seth Rogen on taking shrooms during Marc Maron's podcast (The Tonight Show YouTube)
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Clark Moody DashboardDeveloper of crypto mixer Tornado Cash found guilty on one criminal charge (The Wall Street Journal)Samourai Wallet founders face prison after guilty plea (CoinGeek)The shrinking Bitcoin dominance story no one's talking about (Yahoo)KC Bitcoiners THURSDAY at Mission Farmers MarketAugust 23rd Pool Party TBA
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Celebration planned for Mall of America's 33rd birthday (CBS News)Curry recall in 33 states as FDA issues risk warning (Newsweek)Niger investigating $5 million meteorite sale (The Associated Press)
Jellyfish infestation forces French nuclear plant to shut down (iHeartRadio)Rabbit with 'tentacles' or 'horns' growing from their heads spotted (KSBW)Sick 20' python ditched in L.A. dumpster (FOX)South Korean Starbucks asks customers to stop bringing printers, desktop computers (Fortune)Tennessee 8th grader stripped, put in solitary confinement because of AI surveillance (Not the Bee)
Not your average foul tip (Jomboy Media Twitter)
There's a market for adult binkies (New York Post)

Episode 397 ★ Hit The Blow

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FIRST TIME I EVER...
Tonight, Bowlers called in to talk about the first time they ever learned a song to play.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever listened to a cassette.
TOP THREE 33
33 more Palestinians killed in Israeli airstrikes in war-torn Gaza (Anadolu Ajansi)
Ben-Gvir's visit to Jerusalem holy site sparks tensions as Israeli fire kills 33 seeking aid (The Associated Press)
Maui brush fire burns 33 acres (Maui Now)
'Pepsi Girl' turns 33: August 2 (Oregon Live)
SiriusXM reports drop to 33 million paid subscribers, strength in podcasting (Hollywood Reporter)
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The Board of Immigration Appeals ruled people fighting removal after being convicted on state drug charges have the burden of proving the state statute is broader than federal law to avoid deportation
DEA promotes article linking weed to depression, suicidal ideation (Get Smart About Drugs)
Trump signs executive order targeting funding for safe consumption sites (White House)
ScottsMiracle-Gro CEO speaks to Trump about legalization (Fox BUsiness)
Glass House Brand provides updates to ICE raid (Globe Newswire)
Minnesota dispensaries open without inventory (FOX)
150 New York pot shops could be shut down (Fox)
Texas DA Sarah Stogner smokes joint live on TikTok to protest THC-ban legislation (LinkedIn)
German Federal Institute for Drugs and Medical Devices issues first-ever approval for compassionate use of psilocybin in the European Union (Open PR)
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Tornado Cash jury still deliberating (Bitcoin Magazine)
SEC's Peirce defends transaction privacy as Tornado Cash verdict looms (CoinTelegraph)
Man who lost 8K Bitcoin now worth $900 million wants to tokenize entire in bid to assert claim on dumped fortune (Yahoo Finance)
KC Bitcoiners' coffee meetup at Maps at 8:30 a.m. FRIDAY
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Radioactive wasp nests found at SC Cold War-era US nuclear bomb site (KTLA)
Bat flies into woman's mouth in Arizona, costs nearly $21k in medical bills (NBC)
Dildo thrown on court during final moments of WNBA game (New York Post)Denmark zoo asks people to donate small pets as food for captive predators (AP)
Parents given deceased son's brain by funeral homes, lawsuit alleges (AP)
Matt Rife, Elton Castee buy Warren Occult Museum (FOX)
Brazilian woman found dead with 26 iPhones glued to her body (Dangerous Minds)
Archaeologists keep finding massive shoes at an ancient Roman fort - and they have no idea why they're so big (Smithsonian Magazine)
Seattle Kraken's mascot attracts bear (Twitter)
How Goose the water monitor lizard was caught 2 weeks after escaping Massachusetts home (NBC)
 
 

Episode 396 ★ Think About It Hotter

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Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links - Interface
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FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever had an orgasm.
Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever learned to play a song.
TOP THREE 33
Gunman who killed 4 in New York was trying to get to NFL offices, claimed to have CTE (The Associated Press)
Nigerian 'bandits' kill 33 captives despite receiving ransom, residents and officials say (TRT GLobal)
Russian attacks kill two in east Ukraine, 33 hurt in Kharkiv (Reuters)
Gaza health ministry says 33 people died from malnutrition in 48 hours (BBC)
Thai-Cambodia clashes kill at least 33 amid UN call for 'restraint' (France 24)
33 minutes makes crucial difference for Reno High vandalism suspect (KOLO)
Massachusetts State Police trooper still in ICU 33 days after he was nearly killed in Revere hit-and-run (CBS)
33 violations reported during recall votes in Taiwan (Focus Taiwan)
BC SPCA investigation results in surrender of 33 cats, dogs including mom with 11 puppies (SPCA)
Florida man tries to murder wife 33 miles off Manatee County coast, deputies say (WFLA)
Girls volleyball coach sentenced to 33 years in prison for exploiting players (Star Tribune)
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DEA offers anti-drug patch to BSA, Girl Scouts (Just Think Twice PR)
Terrence Cole sworn in as DEA Administrator (DEA)
Park open container, weed arrests blamed on Trump executive order (ABC)
Federal court sides with Pennsylvania safe drug consumption site (Marijuana Moment)
Oaksterdam University Founder RIchard Lee passed away (Oaksterdam)
Missouri Supreme Court rules cities, counties cannot stack sales taxes on pot products (Missouri Independent)
Oregon attorney general files draft ballot title, summary for initiative to legalize social lounges (OR AG)
GloRilla arrested for weed after house gets burglarized (The Associated Press)
British comedian Russell Howard gets his mom high for the first time (YouTube)
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Bitcoin mixer Samourai founders to plead guilty in crypto privacy case (Decrypt)
Pizza delivery heist scene in Brooklyn 99 (YouTube)
Tornado Cash developer Roman Storm will not take the stand, lawyers say (CoinDesk)
I had $6 million in crypto on my phone - then made a mistake that haunts every Bitcoin millionaire (Benzinga)
KC Bitcoiners meetup at The Bar THURSDAY at 6:30 pm
KC Bitcoiners August 8 at Maps Coffee
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Man awarded $12,500 after Google Street View camera captured him naked in his yard in Argentina (CBS)
North Carolina gamer shocked by lightning while livestreaming (FOX)
World's most premature baby turns one year old (99.3 The Fox)New Zealand cat "Leonardo da Pinchy" steals underwear (The FUCKING News YouTube)Mom has four kids born on 7/7 (PEOPLE)
Pennsylvania police ask for help building case against "imposter nurse" (CBS)
New Orleans officials mistakenly release inmate from same prison where 10 escaped in May (NBC)
Chuck E. Cheese arrested in Tallahassee (Not the Bee)
Seattle woman sues Blue Angels, says military jets terrorized her dying cat, silenced her online (KIRO)
Alien in Compton? (NBC YouTube) 

Episode 395 ★ Rebotards

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Episode 176 ★ Bowls With Buds ★ Mitch
Sun Fresh Market on Kansas City, Missouri's eastside in decline with rotten odors, empty shelves (KSHB)
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever watched a gangster flick.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had an orgasm.
TOP THREE 33
Philadelphia's DC 33 ratifies new contract after tentative agreement (CBS)
Ex-officer convicted in Breonna Taylor case sentenced to 33 months in prison (CBS)
Lightning strikes kill 33 people in a week as India's monsoon season brings powerful storms (CBS)
Suspicious vehicle leads to arrest of three smugglers, 33 illegal aliens (Texas Border Business)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
President Trump signs HALT Act (YouTube) which you can read here (Congress) Terrence Cole confirmed at DEAHunter Biden interview (Channel 5 / YouTube) on crackHunter Biden walks free while this man serves 4 years for the same crime (Yahoo)Ross Ulbricht at Turning Point USA's Student Action Summit (YouTube)
Theo Von with guest W. Bryan Hubbard (YouTube
Kevin Durant filmed smoking weed at Wireless Festival in London (Total Sports)
Czech Republic president signs bill to legalize possession, home cultivation of pot, allow medical psilocybin (Forbes)
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GENIUS Act (Congress)
Money Talks on the GENIUS Act (NBC)
5 things to know as the GENIUS Act becomes law (The Hill)
Tornado Cash motion to dismiss denied (Bitcoin Magazine) 
KC Bitcoiners FRIDAY at Maps Coffee @ 8:30 a.m.
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Superman's steamy 33-second kiss deemed 'overly sensual' for Indian viewers (NBC)The Late Show with Stephen Colbert ends after "historic" 33-season run (The Tower) *Jon Stewart's unhinged reactionMars rock auctioned off for $5.3 million (The Associated Press)Florida woman charged after spraying mace at drive who struck chicken (FOX)Man dies after being pulled into MRI machine by metal chain (CNN)Swamp crotch sets off TSA alarms (Vice)After fiancé is found dead, man researches time travel to correct mistake (CBS)
KFC's longest-serving worker dies (Somerset Live)911 dispatcher calls woman to call her the dumbest person in town (Not the Bee)Paranormal investigator, Annabelle doll handler, dies on tour (WFTV)