Bowl After Bowl

Episode 416 ★ Ralphie Ass Santa

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Intro: Vincenzio Salvia - Winter Will Come
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever sat on Santa's lap.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever gave a Christmas gift.
TOP THREE 33
Oklahoma parents recall terror, relief after 33 children, 5 staff escape Yukon day care fire caused by crash (KOCO) Thailand says no ceasefire with Cambodia, more attacks, despite Trump claim (Al Jazeera / YouTube) Marines 'toy' with success as 33-hour drive wraps up with heaps of holiday cheer (ABC)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
What Trump's reclassification of pot, CBD could mean for seniors, research, stocks (CNBC) Trump confirms he's considering marijuana reclassification order (00:13) Trump signs executive order designating fentanyl as a weapon of mass destruction (White House) The U.S. Supreme Court is declining to take up a case challenging the constitutionality of federal marijuana prohibition (Marijuana Moment)D.C. officials shut down additional businesses over illegal pot sales (ABCA)LAPD settles suit over pot raid that destroyed MRI machine (Law 360)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Fifteen Stitches' Nemo Liber.
Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Alex Gleason's Alby liquidity emailBitcoin is failing its most important test (CryptoSlate)Historical performance of the Bitcoin index (Curvo.eu)Crypto founder Doe Kwan sentenced to 15 years in prison over $40 billion collapse (NBC)Trump says he will consider a pardon for Samourai cofounder (Bitcoin Magazine)
KC Bitcoiners Circular Economy meetup WEDNESDAY 12/17 @ Rochester Brewing and Roasting 6:30 - 8:30 pm
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING
Surgery-addicted influencer dies at 33 after reportedly changing social media handle to announce her death (Yahoo)
Pickleball player plunges to death (FOX)
German man owns 11,000 snow globes (UPI / Guinness)
California zoo's escaped hornbill found at country club (UPI)
Washington family's home flooded with unwanted Amazon packages (YouTube)
Cowboys summoned for help when 13 cattle escape trailer on Missouri highway (KMBC / YouTube)
Razor blades found in Walmart bread, suspect arrested in Mississippi (FOX)
A woman is suing the IRS to get pets classified as dependents, eligible for tax deductions (The Independent)
92-year-old grandma wins Tekken 8 tournament within the Japanese senior citizen eSports league (Event Hubs)
Skydiver's parachute gets caught on plane's win at 15,000 feet as jump goes horribly wrong (The Independent)

Episode 415 ★ A Moon Day

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Intro/Outro: e s c p - Afterglow Love
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever peed outside.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever sat on Santa's lap.
TOP THREE 33
Japan assesses damage from 7.5 magnitude quake that injured 33 (The Hindu)
Royal Caribbean passenger who died on board cruise ship was served 33 drinks, lawsuit claims (CBS News)
Michigan gas prices continue to plummet, down 33 cents from last month (Detroit Free Press)
Sudanese paramilitary drone attack kills 50, including 33 children in Kordofan, doctor group says (The Associated Press)
Pennsylvania University purchases 33 acres of property from military college (Military.com)
Glam model, 33, left fighting for life after vanishing for two weeks, suffering brutal beating requiring brain surgery (The US Sun)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Former high-ranking DEA agent accused conspiring to traffic drugs, launder millions of dollars for a Mexican cartel (CNN)
Former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernandez freed after Trump pardon (AP)Lawsuit: Curaleaf let ad-tech firms spy on Floridians' medical marijuana shopping (Miami New Times)Massachusetts court rules in favor of alleged marijuana dealer over police's 'unconstitutional search' (Boston Herald)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us AC/DC's Mistress of Christmas.
Follow along with his shenanigans @SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Bitcoin MENA
Michael Saylor talks Bitcoin strategy at MENA: 'We are buying all of it' (Bitcoin Magazine)
Jack Mallers vows to buy as much Bitcoin as possible (Bitcoin Magazine) 
Andrew Tate's Bitcoin post sparks MicroStrategy debate (Yahoo Finance)
Even Andrew Tate suspects Bitcoin whales are manipulating its price (Bitcoin.com News)
$68M bought, $130M liquidated: was Bitcoin's $94K spike a manipulation? (Yahoo Finance)
Standard Chartered cuts Bitcoin forecast in half (CNBC)
Texas starts cryptocurrency reserve with $5 million buy (Texas Tribune)
Another gamer crew member pleads guilty in $263 million Bitcoin heist (DL News)
KC Bitcoiners Friday 12/12 at Maps Coffee 7:30 am
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!
China ends 33-year tax exemption on condoms to boost birth rate (ABC)
Drone drops steak, crab legs for prisoner feast but South Carolina guards find it first (AP)
Man ate 1,000 sardines in a month, lost 6 pounds, smelled like a fish market (FOX)Police recover a swallowed Faberge pendant after a 6-day wait for it to reappear (AP)
California dog found in Lincoln Park after 4 years, returned to family (FOX)
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store, passes out on bathroom floor (AP)A seal galumphs into a bar, the bartender says, "Grab the salmon!" (AP)Detroit's RoboCop statue installed at Eastern Market after years of delay (FOX)
Man dies after saving kitten from skunk -- and passes rabies to kidney recipient (The Guardian)
New Jersey farm spray paints trees (Not the Bee)

Episode 414 ★ I Posted Christmas

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Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links - Giving the Cables Life
FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever hosted Thanksgiving.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever peed outside.
TOP THREE 33
Pay $15.4M to man who spent 33 years in prison for double murder he didn't commit: city lawyers (WTTW)
Mosquito-borne viruses kill 33 people, including 21 children, in Cuba (CBS)
Scotland has 33 new towns. (BBC)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
New National Highway Traffic Safety Administration ad campaign just droppedDEA promotes article claiming more people are becoming "addicted to marijuana" (Campus Drug Prevention) Drug boats from Venezuela are mainly moving cocaine to Europe - not fentanyl to the US, experts say (NBC)Licensed marijuana operators sue hemp retailers for alleged illegal THC sales, unfair competition (Greenway Magazine)
Family Feud talking weed again (YouTube)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Psychostick's Zombie Claus.
Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Bitcoin sell-off halts Trump family's crypto windfall (ABC)
Eric Trump's cryptocurrency firm tumbles nearly 40% amid crypto winter (The Guardian)
The 26-minute, 51% wipeout that deepened the Trumps' crypto woes (Bloomberg)
Bank of America opens Bitcoin ETF access, recommends 1-4% allocation (Bitbo)
Bitcoin all time high expected in 2026, says Greyscale, but critics claim 'final cycle before BTC dies' (CCN)
El Salvador partners with Simple Proof to timestamp government documents on Bitcoin blockchain (Bitcoin Magazine)
KC Bitcoiners Circular Economy Building meetup at Casual Animal at 6:30pm TOMORROW December 3
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING
Pittsburgh-area group trying to break the world record for largest Christmas cookie exchange (CBS)
Pavarotti statue frozen knee-deep in ice rink strikes wrong note in Italy (BBC)
French HR director drugged women to make them pee during interviews (WTF Detective)
Contractors renovating Washington state home discover case of live military grenades packed with TNT (FOX)
Influencer known as dine-and-dash diva arrested in Brooklyn (The Guardian)
Train pushes car quarter-mile on tracks; 82-year-old driver suffers minor injuries (FOX)
Thai woman brought in for cremation found alive in coffin after knocking (FOX)
Police arrest parrot Korean cafe after it takes sip of someone's coffee (Not the Bee)
Car towed twice in 15 days before anyone noticed a dead body in he back seat (KGW+)
Tennessee woman shocked to find her entire driveway stolen (Unilad)

Episode 413 ★ Shooting Pooky Pucks

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Intro/Outro: Three Chain Links - It Can't Be Bargained With
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever roller skated.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever hosted Thanksgiving.
TOP THREE 33
Labubu, KPop Demon Hunters to dazzle at Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade (WFLX)One-third of those arrested by Border Patrol in Charlotte were classified as criminals, internal document says (CBS News)Israeli airstrikes kill 33 people in Gaza in escalation of post-ceasefire attacks (The Guardian)
Warrant sweep dubbed 'Operation Brightside' leads to 33 arrests in Columbia (Columbia Missourian)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Dr. Daniel Amen on Tucker Carlson (YouTube)UW study: researchers highlight new diagnosis tied to chronic cannabis use (KIRO 7) Federal Appeals Court deems gun ban for marijuana consumers unconstitutional, dismissing conviction (Court Docs)St. Louis jury awards cannabis consultant $3 million in injury lawsuit (Missouri Independent) Czech Republic President Petr Pavel signs bill to legalize possession, home cultivation of marijuana, allow medical use of psilocybin (PSP)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker bring Cody Parks and The Dirty South's Thunder Cash '69.
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Bitcoin erases 2025 gains: is $83,500 the next stop or $120K recovery? (Yahoo! Finance)Bitcoin plunges while gold rises, destroying the crypto 'safe haven' narrative (Fortune) Texas becomes the first state to buy  Bitcoin - what happens next? (Yahoo! Finance) 
KC Bitcoiners Soli Deo Coffee FRIDAY @ 8:30 a.m.
December 3rd Circular Economy meeting Casual Animal @ 6:30 pm
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!
New test shows the South African Post Office only delivered 33% of letters (My Broadband)Austrian surgeon 'let teenage daughter drill hole in patient's skull' (Sky News)China's 33-hour "lying flat" contest stuns crowds as 23-year-old wins by staying still (NDTV)Son caught dressing as dead mother to steal pension while hiding her mummified corpse (Its About Crime) Suspect breaks into Circe K, steals only beef sticks (First Alert 4)Missouri judge who wore Elvis wig, played singer's music in court forced to step down (CBS) Delivery driver hit with felony charges after recording, posting video of semi-nude customer (TMZ)Shocked US driver calls 911: 'I just had a bald eagle drop  cat through my windshield' (The Guardian) Ontario man alleges ChatGPT drove him to psychosis (CP24) Iowa man accused of flashing genitals to drivers on interstate said he needed excitement in his life (KWTX)

Episode 412 ★ The Pinnah

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Intro/Outro: Airship - Stevia Sphere

Episode 411 ★ It Has a Sausage

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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever caught someone in the act.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever roller skated.
TOP THREE 33
Fort Lauderdale airport sees 200 flight delays, 33 cancellations amid government shutdown (WFLX)Robot saves Ukrainian soldiers after 33 days behind Russian lines (The Sun)Novo Nordisk cuts weight-loss drug Wegovy price by up to 33% in India (The Economics Times)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Trump 'supports' hemp THC ban advancing in Senate, White House says (Marijuana Moment)The government shutdown may last longer because of a fight over hemp (NBC)Mamdani asked to name his favorite cannabis shop (AriMelber / Xitter)Feds take small steps away from life sentences for street-level drug selling (Filter Mag)Omaha Tribe, NE clash over cannabis policy, sovereignty (Nebraska.TV)Nebraska Governor Pillen calls tribal cannabis "poison" (FB)Omaha Tribe statement (Nebraska Examiner)ICC issues arrest warrant for ally of Philippine ex-President Duterte over drug war (Reuters / archived)Woody Harrelson says weed, acting do not go well together (YouTube)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Decessus' Dark Flames.
Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Square brings Bitcoin to Main Street (Square)Clark Moody DashboardChina accuses US of orchestrating $13 Billion Bitcoin hack (Bloomberg / archive)Cryptoqueen who fled China for London mansion jailed (BBC)Bitcoin user pays over $105K in BTC to send just $10 (Decrypt.co)Bitcoin minimum fee rate slashed by 90% (Decrypt.co)mempool.spaceKC Bitcoiners' coffee meetup at Maps 8:30 AM FRIDAY November 14
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING
Man (33) hid $14K worth of pot in toolbox (The Irish Independent / archive)'Wicked' sequel to play for 33 straight hours at Phoenix Theatres Great Northern in Ohio (Cleveland.com)Local police chief sues owners of dogs he shot (WTVG / YouTube)Japan sends military to assist with surge in bear attacks after 12th fatality (Denver Gazette)Healthcare system apologies after over 500 living patients told they were dead via mail (FOX)Worlds of Fun coaster shut down after lap belts fail inspection (ABC / YouTube)Delta passenger trapped by 'human biohazard' seatmate who pooped his pants (Toronto Sun)Smelly socks reunite 93-year-old with missing dog (ABC / YouTube)Paris residents can enter lottery to share cemetery space with Jim Morrison, Oscar Wilde (CNN)Ward Parkway Lanes' Bob Covey maintains traditions as he nears retirement (KSHB / YouTube)
 

Episode 410 ★ Better in the Boat

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Intro/Outro: Jaxius - Sonny and Rico
FIRST TIME I EVER...
This week, Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever thought about giving up.
Next week, tell us about the First Time YOU Ever caught someone in the act.
TOP THREE 33
Government shutdown: Day 33 (FOX)Is Trump launching a new nuclear arms race with first US tests in 33 years? (Al Jazeera) (Bearsnare)33 people die in Island Health due to unregulated toxic drug supply (CHEK News)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
DEA promotes ad campaign from Make American Fentanyl Free (YouTube)
Dallas Mavericks guard Brandon Williams arrested, charged with possession of marijuana at DFW Airport (AllDLLS)
Arizona approves first-in-the-nation clinical trial using whole mushroom psilocybin to treat PTSD in first responders, military veterans with FDA  authorization (Marijuana Moment)Missouri regulators issued an alert about the health risks of 7-OH (DHS)
Wrongful death lawsuit filed against ketamine program for Greenville man's death (WCTI 12)
Kentucky Office of Medical Cannabis facing legal challenge over licensing lottery (WHAS11/YouTube)
METAL MOMENT
The Rev brings us Butcher Babies' Sincerity (The War You Started).
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Bitcoin price falls below $100K, why the crypto is dropping today (Barron's)
Bitcoin blood bath: BTC price plunges below $100K as whales vanish, traders brace for more selloff (Coinpedia on Trading View)
Bitcoin falls below $100K since the first time since June (Crypto World CNBC)
Prosecutors push for maximum sentences in Samourai wallet money laundering case (CryptoDnes)
Samourai Wallet devs fight US prosecutors' push for 5-year max sentence (Cryptopolitan)
Judge denies Bitcoin company's request to block local election in Hood County (KERA News)
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!
Holocaust imagery appears on Pennsylvania Catholic school Halloween parade float (Pillar Catholic)
Sixty years after stealing skull from cathedral, tourist sends it back (BBC)
Armed man wearing 'non-offending pedophile' sign storms stage at NYC Wikipedia conference (NBC)
Mississippi mother kills escaped monkey fearing for children's safety (The Associated Press)
Escaped monkeys 'destroyed' after Mississippi police are mistakenly told they're in danger (NBC)
The mystery lady in the governor's palace may be a ghost (The New York Times)
Kentucky woman accidentally gets body parts delivered instead of medication (CTV News)
Woman knocked unconscious by duck while riding SeaWorld coaster (WFTV)
Detroit police officer appears in hearing without pants (YouTube)
Judge resigns after she was caught outside courthouse with her pants down (96.1 The FOX)

Episode 409 ★ A Wolf Packing

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Intro/Outro: Aries Beats - Halloween Pipe Organ
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever noticed a magic number.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever thought about giving up.
TOP THREE 33
Fed charge 33 in massive Kensington drug bust (Metro Phildelphia) Tether unveils USAT stablecoin to boost US market presence (Reuters) South Carolina officials confirm eight new measles cases, total at 33 (ABC)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Authorities warn of candy containing THC ahead of Halloween (KVUE)Warren Police warn parents of THC, psilocybin Halloween candy (CBS)FDA awards first-ever national priority vouchers to nine sponsors (FDA)Supreme Court to weigh pot use, gun ownership (TIME)Father, medical cannabis advocate hung up on during Gov. Pillen's monthly phone call (KMTV)Jelly Roll explains Michigan pick College GameDay appearance (Outkick)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Motorhead'sHellraiser.
Follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at SirRevCyberTrucker@noauthority.social
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Bitcoin 'just doesn't cut it anymore': miners' pivot to AI sends stocks soaring (Yahoo)France proposes national Bitcoin Reserve, wants to buy 2% of Bitcoin supply (Bitcoin Magazine)France stuns Europe: lawmakers adopt Bitcoin, ban digital Euro (Trading View)Metaplanet launches $500M Bitcoin-backed stock buyback (Binance)
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING
Most violent prison riot in US history left penitentiary 'haunted' in archival find (WLKY)Spanish thieves busted for stealing thousands of restaurant chairs (AP) Maryland woman arrested after using AI to prank husband with fake home intrusion (Not the Bee) Scottish girl fools family, boyfriend into believing she had a baby (Not the Baby) Baltimore student handcuffed after chips mistaken for gun by AI detection (CNN)Squirrel chase leaves husky stranded high up a tree (FOX)Without us, pumpkins may have gone extinct (Science) Kansas teacher turns classroom into spooky Halloween stage (Yahoo) St. Louis boys stop burglar at their favorite ice cream shop (FOX) Group in Halloween masks tries to break into home, threaten homeowners (FOX)